Comedian Day Peace
@daypeacecomedy.bsky.social
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My last comedy album debuted #1 On Amazon & iTunes “PEACE OF MIND SIDE B” 💿 Go watch ‘Peace of Mind Comedy Special’ on YouTube rn 👇🏾 https://linktr.ee/comediandaypeace
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I don’t normally share videos on here but a friend suggested I do. I’m still new here and trying to grow so if you like to laugh definitely give me a follow. ✌🏾& ❤️
My social media is gonna take a backseat rn. We are pursuing a home and I need a job like yesterday. I’ll still post memes daily but not much else. If you have any leads on a job around North Iowa/ Southern MN let me know! Thanks
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I don’t trust any White woman that tans but has no Black or Brown friends. At the same time, I don’t trust any Black or Brown person that’s friends with a White woman that tans.
Trump’s neck is out here looking like a p*rnhub category.
I just tried Arby’s new “steak nuggets” and it was like eating unseasoned pot roast chunks that they rolled around in an ashtray. The bbq sauce was the best part but I now have the urge to go buy a new pair of Timberlands and bum a methanol cigarettes off somebody.
Conservatives watching Turning Point Halftime Show.
It’s Bandcamp Friday! | The best day to make a purchase from my online store because Bandcamp waives their revenue share. @bandcamp.com how can my albums be featured on your page?

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Diddy will be sentenced today. If he gets off with time served, which is likely, I better not see nan one of you outside splashing baby oil around! However, if they throw the book at him I also don’t wanna see anyone taking shots of baby oil or pouring some out on the ground.
I don’t normally share videos on here but a friend suggested I do. I’m still new here and trying to grow so if you like to laugh definitely give me a follow. ✌🏾& ❤️
I’m not about to let y’all integrity shame me! I need that money Jake!

#riyadhsaudiarabia #riyahcomedyfestival #trainingday #funnyandblessed
These little black guys (minute pirate bugs) all needs to be taken out back and shot. I just had a 8 of them do a drive by on my arm just now. It’s not just that they’re annoying but their bites actually hurt. Tomorrow I’m wearing a long sleeve thermal and snow pants in 80 degree weather. F—k it.
Being a Jets fan is like being a brick on the World Trade Center during 9/11
Following Bad Bunny’s announcement as the Super Bowl 2026 Halftime Show performer, a bunch of racist Republicans just saved ICE hotline number into their phones.
MAGAverse is an alternative (online) universe where racist people no longer have to pretend they’re not racist.
Spirit Airlines are the Walmart of the sky.
** shuffling papers **

In other news: Pocket-packing' trend has some customers taking advantage of free condiments and utensils …
Breaking News: The Dallas ICE shooter was an immigrant, drag queen, registered democrat, and person of color. They also found a bottle of Tylenol in his pocket — wait

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My apologies it was another White male and he was targeting immigrants.
We live in a country where banning Tylenol is more of a focus than banning guns in order to protect our kids. Wild times.
“Drink water today” will now be both a helpful suggestion to people I l and care about and a polite way to say GFY. It will depend heavily on the conversation and context clues.
Ya’ll think Trump gon make a post about Labor Day like he did Juneteenth?
I stand with “Jason Aldean” should be replaced with I stand with “Racists” 🤷🏾‍♂️
Donald Trump is the Drake of politics. If you don’t like something somebody said, you sue. I’m just patiently waiting for the Wall Street Journal to call Trump a pedophile at this point.
Just so you know, everything is not woke you just grow up a terrible person.