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Scooby, formerly of Twitter

@dayofdogs.bsky.social

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Scooby, formerly of Twitter @dayofdogs.bsky.social · Apr 13

Scooby, formerly of Twitter @dayofdogs.bsky.social · May 3

Bob gonna send Citizen Bull out of the first hole like a cannonball, be interesting to see if he can carry it the entire distance.

Scooby, formerly of Twitter @dayofdogs.bsky.social · May 3

Me: Do you think Chuck Norris could beat a gorilla up

Grok: Chuck Norris vs. a gorilla? He'd probably roundhouse kick it into next week before it could blink. One gorilla's no match—Norris is a legend with a beard that screams "I eat danger for breakfast."

Scooby, formerly of Twitter @dayofdogs.bsky.social · Apr 26

We're gonna need a 30 for 30 on this Sanders slide.

Scooby, formerly of Twitter @dayofdogs.bsky.social · Apr 26

This all lining up for the 'racist' Jerry Jones to lick Trump's boots with his new slave in Sanders. 🤣🤣🤣

Scooby, formerly of Twitter @dayofdogs.bsky.social · Apr 15

This first episode of Black Mirror, lol.

Scooby, formerly of Twitter @dayofdogs.bsky.social · Apr 14

Scooby, formerly of Twitter @dayofdogs.bsky.social · Apr 13

Scooby, formerly of Twitter @dayofdogs.bsky.social · Apr 12

IYKYK #Elon #Doge #Musk

Scooby, formerly of Twitter @dayofdogs.bsky.social · Apr 8

Congrats to the Gators on a hard fought game but good lord, get a shot off.

Scooby, formerly of Twitter @dayofdogs.bsky.social · Apr 7

Word of the week: "Circuit Breaker"

Scooby, formerly of Twitter @dayofdogs.bsky.social · Apr 2

Is MAGA owning the Libs yet? 🤣🤣🤣

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · Apr 2

Here we go …

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Scooby, formerly of Twitter @dayofdogs.bsky.social · Apr 2

When the Dems get their asses railed again tonight, wonder if they'll come with a unified message @aoc.bsky.social #Dems #Clueless #Trump #Musk #Elon #Biden

Scooby, formerly of Twitter @dayofdogs.bsky.social · Mar 28

True, you can't imagine, lol. Also, no bounces here on the 5 bullet emails. Preparing to be 'fired' sometime by Memorial Day. 20+ year at NASA (contractor and fed) down the drain.

Scooby, formerly of Twitter @dayofdogs.bsky.social · Mar 28

Good gravy, the Celtics would be jealous of this Bama display right now. Phenomenal!!!

Scooby, formerly of Twitter @dayofdogs.bsky.social · Mar 26

Governor Hot Wheels is a next level nickname, god damn it is good.

Scooby, formerly of Twitter @dayofdogs.bsky.social · Mar 14

I have personally cut more out of my $5.4 million office budget then Doge has out of Social Security.

Scooby, formerly of Twitter @dayofdogs.bsky.social · Mar 10

Ya dawg, let me know how that works out when the vote counts. 😂

Scooby, formerly of Twitter @dayofdogs.bsky.social · Mar 10

Literally, only an idiot would believe a market going down is a good thing. People are so fucking stupid, like just total puke-fest disgusting.

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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · Mar 10

Janet Petro is a bootlicker

Dr. MM @otherorb.bsky.social · Mar 10

The closed the entire office.

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ZachTakes @zachtakes.bsky.social · Mar 10

Twitter down on nfl free agency day 😂😂

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Scooby, formerly of Twitter @dayofdogs.bsky.social · Mar 8

gotta miss Biden, eggs were cheap, market was a slow steady climb like an Everest summit and Crypto had a bit more stability. It wasn't electric but like an old recliner you always knew was reliable. #Biden #POTUS #TRUMP #MAGA #ELON

Scooby, formerly of Twitter @dayofdogs.bsky.social · Mar 7

Did they finally stop eating the dogs and cats?