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davidmuttering.bsky.social
David KC
@davidmuttering.bsky.social
7.5K followers 370 following 3.4K posts
Mixing up a spot of bewigged law with some quality lounging, #pvfc, awkward puns and tireless pedantry.
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 2h
His cups runneth over
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 3h
Get it off your chest
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 3h
Or is that more of a smirk?
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 4h
Fair.
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 4h
Ah. Oops.
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 4h
So how long has that sulk been going for now?
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 22h
And no side effects
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 22h
There was a BlueSky outage? How do we know?
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 2d
Obvs.
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 3d
When you get to my age it's just French fries.
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 6d
He rolled his shirt sleeves up
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 6d
Just had a tremendous wander around legal London with a visitor from the remote north, Mr. @scottwortley.bsky.social
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 6d
Congratulations.

Actually unlikely to get less for murder if (a) there's a significant degree of planning and (b) a sexual motive, both of which may be relevant. Guidelines here:

sentencingcouncil.org.uk/media/zkjjpl...
sentencingcouncil.org.uk
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 6d
Just have done with it and give it to Yoda
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 7d
I can understand its point
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 7d
A Great Spotted Woodpecker enjoying this morning's sunshine
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 7d
Surely those were the control not the experiment.
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 8d
"Delivery driver knocked politely"
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 8d
For receiving the book on time
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 8d
*cough*

lawyers?
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 8d
And forgot kit so doing it in pants
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 8d
Seems like much longer tbf
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 8d
His dad was less of a gas fitter than the King's mum. At least she had CORGIs
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 9d
Fuck embarrassing, just get yourself well. X
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 9d
Are you saying I live in a common house?
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