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Jon Gutierrez
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Writer - Marvel Super Heroes: What The--?!, @midnight, MST3K, Mad Magazine, Dropout, ToyFare Magazine, UCB. #WGA #MutantFam Also obsessed with spec. & mystery fiction, horror anthologies, vintage cartooning & pulp writing. https://www.jongutierrez.com
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Jon Gutierrez @dasgoot1.bsky.social · 3d
Rick James: "She's a very kinky girl. The kind you don't bring home to mother..."

Producer: "Sexy."

Rick James: "Cause my mother is sex positive,
and they'd get along too well!"

Producer: "What?"

Rick James: "They're talking sex swings for four hours,
while I try to change the conversation..."
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Jon Gutierrez @dasgoot1.bsky.social · 1d
Hi, I’m Jon and I mainly write comedy horror short stories, although I’ve just started working on a SF/Cosmic Horror novel.

I’m also morally bankrupt.
#HorrorWritersChat
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Eryn McCee @erynmccee.bsky.social · 1d
Oh right then here we go, if it glitches I'll wait till it's back up then fire the next.
Can't say fairer than that. Hi #HorrorWritersChat, let's talk riches. Or poverty. Moral or cash, I don't mind which.
Horror is one of the more egalitarian genres I think. More room for poor...

No links please.
Question One Assemble, horror bods! Tell me what kind of horror you write, and how poor are you - financially or morally? You choose....
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Jon Gutierrez @dasgoot1.bsky.social · 1d
Wish I could go to this brand-new horror marathon, but I've already got my ticket to the Camp Frida marathon. (With 5 October SoCal horror marathons, I guess it's now officially impossible to see them all.)

Anyone going and willing to post what they show? #horrormovies #halloween #mutantfam
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Fleetwood Coupe DeVille @viktorishere.bsky.social · 14d
It’s Halloween time and on October 18th, spend the day watching horror movies in North Hollywood!

Get your tickets by scanning the QR code or go to the Laemmle NoHo website! #horrorjunkie #horrormoviesandchill #horrormovies #nohoartsdistrict #burbank #losangeles #halloween
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Jon Gutierrez @dasgoot1.bsky.social · 1d
Just heard that the brilliant artist and illustrator Drew Struzan died. I'm proud to say I own one original movie poster of his, although it's the 1977 Mae West vehicle Sextette.

If you need proof that Struzan's work could elevate any train wreck to become sheer beauty, here ya go. #drewstruzan
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Jon Gutierrez @dasgoot1.bsky.social · Dec 19
“Mom, can I get that Drew Struzan poster of Alice Cooper?”

“We already have a Drew Struzan poster of Alice Cooper at home!”

At home:
A movie poster of the Mae West film sextette, with various tuxedoed celebrities dancing across the bottom.
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Jon Gutierrez @dasgoot1.bsky.social · 2d
This will be my first time attending The Frida cinema's 12-hour all-night horror movie marathon, Camp Frida.

Are there any regulars out there with advice for a first timer?

#fridacinema #campfrida #horrormarathons @thefridacinema.org
A promo picture for the Frida Cinema's Camp Frida 12-hour Movie Marathon, with an illustrated monster standing next to the marathon information.
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Jon Gutierrez @dasgoot1.bsky.social · 3d
Rick James: "She's a very kinky girl. The kind you don't bring home to mother..."

Producer: "Sexy."

Rick James: "Cause my mother is sex positive,
and they'd get along too well!"

Producer: "What?"

Rick James: "They're talking sex swings for four hours,
while I try to change the conversation..."
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Jon Gutierrez @dasgoot1.bsky.social · 4d
Another marathon over.

Oh, and Secret Sixteen revealed that the Spring marathon will be Fantasy/Sword & Sorcery.
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Jon Gutierrez @dasgoot1.bsky.social · 4d
Secret Sixteen’s 16mm Ha Ha Horror Marathon’s Sixth & Final Film:

Night of the Comet (1984)

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Night of the Comet (1984) ⭐ 6.3 | Comedy, Horror, Sci-Fi
1h 35m | PG-13
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Jon Gutierrez @dasgoot1.bsky.social · 4d
Secret Sixteen’s 16mm Ha Ha Horror Marathon’s Fifth Film:

Transylvania 6-5000 (1985)

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Transylvania 6-5000 (1985) ⭐ 5.0 | Comedy, Fantasy, Horror
1h 33m | PG
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Jon Gutierrez @dasgoot1.bsky.social · 4d
Secret Sixteen’s 16mm Ha Ha Horror Marathon’s Fourth Film:

Lake Placid (1999)

m.imdb.com/title/tt0139...
Lake Placid (1999) ⭐ 5.8 | Action, Comedy, Horror
1h 22m | R
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Jon Gutierrez @dasgoot1.bsky.social · 4d
Secret Sixteen’s 16mm Ha Ha Horror Marathon’s Third Film:

Elvira: Mistress of the Dark (1988)

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Elvira: Mistress of the Dark (1988) ⭐ 6.6 | Comedy, Horror
1h 36m | PG-13
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Jon Gutierrez @dasgoot1.bsky.social · 4d
Secret Sixteen’s 16mm Ha Ha Horror Marathon’s Second Film:

Vamp (1986)

m.imdb.com/title/tt0092...
Vamp (1986) ⭐ 5.9 | Comedy, Fantasy, Horror
1h 33m | R
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Jon Gutierrez @dasgoot1.bsky.social · 4d
Secret Sixteen’s 16mm Ha Ha Horror Marathon’s First Film:
Once Bitten (1985)

m.imdb.com/title/tt0089...
Once Bitten (1985) ⭐ 5.6 | Comedy, Horror
1h 34m | PG-13
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Jon Gutierrez @dasgoot1.bsky.social · 4d
Secret Sixteen’s 16mm Ha Ha Horror Marathon’s Opening Short:
The Three Stooges in The Ghost Talks (1949)

m.imdb.com/title/tt0041...
The Ghost Talks (Short 1949) ⭐ 7.0 | Short, Comedy, Horror
16m | Approved
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Jon Gutierrez @dasgoot1.bsky.social · 5d
In line for my second surprise Horror marathon of October: Secret Sixteen’s Ha Ha Horror Marathon at Brain Dead Studios.

Will post the titles here as they’re revealed. (And, as always, hoping for The Monster Club.)

@secretsixteen.bsky.social
#horrormovies #mutantfam #31daysofhorror #moviesky
The marquee at Brain Dead Studios, reading “Secret Sixteen Ha Ha Horror.”
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Jon Gutierrez @dasgoot1.bsky.social · 5d
Settling in for a double feature of Stephen King’s Cat’s Eye and Nightmares at the Vista’s Cinema Club micro theater!

#horrormovies #mutantfam #vistatheater
An array of VHS tapes and memorabilia for the films Cat’s Eye and Nightmares.
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Jon Gutierrez @dasgoot1.bsky.social · 7d
HALLOWEEN TIP: When choosing a first date horror film, make sure it's not porn. The following are NOT horror films:

The Pit & The Frenulum
Amityville 33DD
The Devil Blew Out My Backbone
Abbott & Costello Fuck Frankenstein
Something Wicked, This Guy Comes

#horrormovies #mutantfam #31daysofhorror
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Jon Gutierrez @dasgoot1.bsky.social · 9d
Enjoying a double feature of William Castle flicks at the New Beverly.

William Castle, Robert Bloch, Paul Frees, Vic Mizzy & William P. McGivern…

It’s like someone was filling out the Bingo card of my brain.

#WilliamCastle #RobertBloch #filmsky #movies
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The marquee of the New Beverly Cinema with a double bill of The Night Walker & I Saw What You Did.
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Jon Gutierrez @dasgoot1.bsky.social · 11d
I’m so glad, and it was great talking with you!
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Jon Gutierrez @dasgoot1.bsky.social · 11d
Our prize for completing the New Beverly Annual Horror Show?

This free (& sweet) hat, which also matches this year’s marathon T-shirt.
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Jon Gutierrez @dasgoot1.bsky.social · 11d
2025 New Beverly Annual Horror Show Sixth & Final Film: Severance (2006)

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Severance (2006) ⭐ 6.4 | Comedy, Horror
1h 36m | R
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Jon Gutierrez @dasgoot1.bsky.social · 11d
2025 New Beverly Annual Horror Show Fifth Film: Body Parts (1991)

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Body Parts (1991) ⭐ 5.7 | Horror, Sci-Fi, Thriller
1h 28m | R
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Jon Gutierrez @dasgoot1.bsky.social · 11d
2025 New Beverly Annual Horror Show Fourth Film:

The Legend of the Wolf Woman (1976)

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The Legend of the Wolf Woman (1976) ⭐ 5.0 | Horror
1h 19m | R
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Jon Gutierrez @dasgoot1.bsky.social · 11d
2025 New Beverly Annual Horror Show Third Film:

Children of the Corn II: The Final Sacrifice (1992)

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Children of the Corn II: The Final Sacrifice (1992) ⭐ 4.4 | Horror, Thriller
1h 32m | R
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Jon Gutierrez @dasgoot1.bsky.social · 11d
2025 New Beverly Annual Horror Show Second Short: Each Dawn I Crow (1949)

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Each Dawn I Crow (Short 1949) ⭐ 7.1 | Family, Animation, Comedy
8m
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Jon Gutierrez @dasgoot1.bsky.social · 11d
2025 New Beverly Annual Horror Show Second Film:

The Zombies of Mora Tau (1957)

m.imdb.com/title/tt0051...
Zombies of Mora Tau (1957) ⭐ 5.2 | Action, Adventure, Fantasy
1h 10m | Approved
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