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darkwebmallcop.bsky.social
The obvious answer here is that you can’t be pardoned for following an illegal order
reichlinmelnick.bsky.social
Again, it is a full-blown federal felony crime for anyone in the White House or Executive Office of the President to order tax investigations into anyone.

And it's not just a crime to DO it, it's even a federal crime for an employee not to REPORT such an order to the Treasury Inspector General.
26 U.S. Code § 7217 - Prohibition on executive branch influence over taxpayer audits and other investigations
U.S. Code
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(a)Prohibition
It shall be unlawful for any applicable person to request, directly or indirectly, any officer or employee of the Internal Revenue Service to conduct or terminate an audit or other investigation of any particular taxpayer with respect to the tax liability of such taxpayer.

(b)Reporting requirement
Any officer or employee of the Internal Revenue Service receiving any request prohibited by subsection (a) shall report the receipt of such request to the Treasury Inspector General for Tax Administration.

(c)Exceptions
Subsection (a) shall not apply to any written request made—
(1)to an applicable person by or on behalf of the taxpayer and forwarded by such applicable person to the Internal Revenue Service;
(2)by an applicable person for disclosure of return or return information under section 6103 if such request is made in accordance with the requirements of such section; or
(3)by the Secretary of the Treasury as a consequence of the implementation of a change in tax policy.
(d)Penalty
Any person who willfully violates subsection (a) or fails to report under subsection (b) shall be punished upon conviction by a fine in any amount not exceeding $5,000, or imprisonment of not more than 5 years, or both, together with the costs of prosecution.

(e)Applicable person
For purposes of this section, the term “applicable person” means—
(1)the President, the Vice President, any employee of the executive office of the President, and any employee of the executive office of the Vice President; and
(2)any individual (other than the Attorney General of the United States) serving in a position specified in section 5312 of title 5, United States Code.
darkwebmallcop.bsky.social
The sack of Baghdad in 1256 was a gamble
darkwebmallcop.bsky.social
I was just at an Irish bar in NoVa where a bunch of beefy guys giggled about ordering black and tans and I dunno I was about to walk out of my neighborhood bar for 10+ years based on the Nazi bar principle.

Our times are not interesting at all
darkwebmallcop.bsky.social
Frankly posting from a 2025 perspective we should have put a Tomahawk on this conference
patrickmccray.bsky.social
If you're having a rough day, remember that in 1991 Tim Berners-Lee's paper for the World Wide Web was rejected and he was relegated to the poster session.
darkwebmallcop.bsky.social
I look in the mirror and still can’t believe that this guy is ten-ish years younger than me

I mean leaded gasoline was already banned by the time he was growing up
darkwebmallcop.bsky.social
This person has no idea how protest movements around the world have won
taliajane.bsky.social
as charming and whimsical as some will view this, it bears noting that absurdity—not militancy or might—are what people have chosen to repeat from the portland standoffs against ICE.

why is that?

what purpose does this serve?

a mini 🧵:
50501movement.bsky.social
The Portland Frog army has now infiltrated Tulsa, OK and they’ve made an unlikely alliance with the T-Rex infantry and Sharks on Hoverboards mercenary forces.

This is truly terrifying.
darkwebmallcop.bsky.social
“Play into the oppressor’s hand” is a strategy I think
darkwebmallcop.bsky.social
This is how half of the inmates at Gitmo got there
jkuznicki.bsky.social
One awful thing about living in a police state is how anyone can turn informant.

Pissed off at an immigrant or even a citizen of color? Pick up a phone and make their lives hell, maybe forever.

Even if the call never gets made, even if you’d never, the threat hangs over every interaction.
darkwebmallcop.bsky.social
There’s also an entire military’s worth of people who are sworn to support and defend the Constitution who have been paid with pretty close to Ship Money.

The military of the world’s superpower suborned.
Reposted
tyleraking.com
Mike Johnson and GOP in Congress could choose to pass a bill to pay military during the shutdown. They’ve chosen to stay away. They’ve chosen to allow the admin to break the law. So you gotta wonder how long before they decide the gov doesn’t need to “open” and Congress doesn’t need to pass a budget
nytimes.com
President Trump on Wednesday signed a memorandum expanding his administration’s authority to repurpose unspent federal funds to pay members of the military during the government shutdown, escalating his challenge to the authority of Congress on spending matters.
Trump Signs Memo Expanding His Authority to Spend Federal Money
The president gave Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth wide authority to repurpose funds to pay members of the military without approval from Congress, which has the sole constitutional authority to decide federal spending.
nyti.ms
darkwebmallcop.bsky.social
Also occurred to me how desperate that company must feel - the entire time I worked there I don’t think they contributed to any political campaigns. I think the felt they were above politics.

I guess not anymore.
darkwebmallcop.bsky.social
I’m going to make a controversial statement - Guns n Roses’s version of Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door is the best version
darkwebmallcop.bsky.social
I hate that there will be entire curriculums in the history departments of respectable universities with course like “Understanding the Rise of American Fascism: From Something Awful to 8Chan”
darkwebmallcop.bsky.social
Now imagine what happens when the glue that holds it all together chokes down his last uber well done steak slathered in ketchup.

Hot scheming vizier on scheming vizier action!
darkwebmallcop.bsky.social
Shuttle traders are something I associate with the collapse of the Soviet bloc. I wonder what our equivalent of the iconic stuffed to the gills plaid bag will be
darkwebmallcop.bsky.social
Sounds like he might have some sort of malware that steals passwords saved in the browser
darkwebmallcop.bsky.social
Oh shit might that be Greasy Pete’s plane?
darkwebmallcop.bsky.social
On the way back from Brussels so someone at the NATO meeting I assume