Julie (she/her)
@darkhumorgirl.bsky.social
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Horror lover, fiber artist, pet enthusiast, tarot dabbler https://linktr.ee/darkhumorgirl?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=29e2170b-b10b-4766-9fb8-63ec1ede04ba
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Children can be so terrifying! Check out our list of Killer Kid films to enjoy with the whole family... well maybe not all of them are appropriate for your own killer kids!
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The 2nd one is a bit more graphic but it's more ghost based so you're not seeing it in "real time" if that makes sense.
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Saw it at Fantastic Fest and found it scarier than the first one!
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Hey guys, if you’re not too busy this weekend, maybe it might be a good time to go see a movie. Just a thought. I heard there is something good playing.
darkhumorgirl.bsky.social
Right?! He's got a vibe about him.
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Today one of the most respected women at my giant company told me I am an amazing woman 😭😭😭
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I don't know where my Instagram algorithm is coming from but suddenly all my ads are from like Bergdorf, Neiman Marcus and private jet companies and that is just not in my range 😂😂 I'm at a comfortable JC Penney over here!

Perhaps my ads are trying to manifest some wealth for me!
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Yes!! And also feel better soon! Stupid colds!
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If you figure it out let me know because giant headphones don't work!
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If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
Did people really memorize phone numbers before cell phones, or is that just a movie thing?
2? Questions
I was watching some old shows from the 90s and noticed people would just dial numbers from memory - like they'd call their friends or family without looking anything up.
Made me wonder if that was actually normal back then? Did people genuinely have all their important numbers memorized, or did most folks keep a little address book or written list nearby?
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Our HVAC guy started so late today that we definitely won't be able to leave the house in time for Horror at the Drive In 😭😭
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It's a net positive but I won't be having the most fun evening personally. Que sera sera.
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As we are having our HVAC replaced and it's a 2 day process it's lovely that the weather is very mild. Unfortunately it's a bit warm with the windows closed and fire pit weather for the masses... and fire smells are one of my top migraine triggers 🙃
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I wonder if it's service industry folks of a certain age that feel this way? Breaking up bill bundles when you don't need to should mean jail time
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It's honestly a good test for attention to detail
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I know! Like are we just animals now? Nothing matters at all anymore??
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My two most boomer takes right now are:
1. No one "faces" cash anymore and I know it doesn't change anything but I hate it
2. No one knows how to properly bag groceries anymore. And yes, I'd much rather just do it myself but sometimes it would be awkward to insist

Grandma Gripes
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Next episode of the show is on V/H/S/HALLOWEEN & we'll have line producer Johnny Starke on the pod to share some stories about making it, plus how he got into horror as part of The Gate. Just a week away!
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Get ready for the weekend with a rerun of our list of suggested vampire films! So much blood sucking goodness!
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Engaging in things that bring you joy and keeping community ties is resistance. It feels small but if we let them take it from us what is the point of anything?
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What's scarier than a masked maniac? How about 16 masked maniacs! Here are some suggestions to keep you creeped out by the faces you can't see!
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The boys need to look sharp!!