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DENNIS GORY CROSBY @darkarfs.bsky.social · 16h

nothing he wears FITS. It's infuriating. Flat-front slacks that bunch up around his basketball ankles, a long tie that hangs to his small balls, a jacket that hangs over him like a kaftan that he refuses to button.

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DENNIS GORY CROSBY @darkarfs.bsky.social · 16h

world's biggest, wettest crybaby bitch.

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DENNIS GORY CROSBY @darkarfs.bsky.social · 18h

I did not mean to quote post this, sorry.

DENNIS GORY CROSBY @darkarfs.bsky.social · 18h

Wham! @segadelorean.bsky.social · 19h

Not going well for Dustin over there, deleted his "I'm a Libertarian" post and got double checked 😭

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DENNIS GORY CROSBY @darkarfs.bsky.social · 18h

when's the last time you laughed really hard at a song?

I can tell you mine. Specifically 2:55 onward. The first time I heard it I blurted laughter because I wasn't expecting it.

Hardcore Anal Hydrogen "Coin coin" (Official Audio - 2018, Apathia Records)

YouTube video by Apathia Records

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DENNIS GORY CROSBY @darkarfs.bsky.social · 1d

he's one of those guys who likes winding up his co-hosts with jokes he knows they hate...I have a lot of sympathy for Adam, that's all I'll say. The other two find something he hates and they go overboard with it. As a guy on the receiving end of that a lot, I sympathize. 😉

DENNIS GORY CROSBY @darkarfs.bsky.social · 1d

Yeahp, there it is.

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DENNIS GORY CROSBY @darkarfs.bsky.social · 1d

I should say I THINK this is the episode where they go into graphic detail about his knee surgery, and I'll say in advance...it is annoying how good Kefin is at imitating a drill hitting bone. 😣

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DENNIS GORY CROSBY @darkarfs.bsky.social · 1d

a lot of Vince's favorites...he can stand in for their dads, because a lot of them either had a terrible dad or none at all. He becomes a terrible surrogate.

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DENNIS GORY CROSBY @darkarfs.bsky.social · 1d

soundcloud.com/the-attitude...

The Last Ride Part 2

Our biggest fear is this series.... becoming a parody of itself.

soundcloud.com

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DENNIS GORY CROSBY @darkarfs.bsky.social · 1d

and Vince treats him like shit, and Mark treats Vince like an unpleaseable Dad who he just wants to love him. Especially Part 2 of the AE Podcast series, it's for free on Soundcloud, I think. It's very illuminating, and having seen it for myself, I can attest to their thoughts being correct.

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DENNIS GORY CROSBY @darkarfs.bsky.social · 1d

Discouraging, but not surprising. Cast away your shitty heroes, make room for better ones, I say. 😁

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DENNIS GORY CROSBY @darkarfs.bsky.social · 1d

It's been easier since the Saudi deal, tell you that. And I watched the entire Last Ride docuseries, and full-stop: Mark has the most unhealthy relationship with Vince maybe ever. The Attitude Era Podcast did a rundown on it and I recommend it. And he's full-on Blue Lives Matter MAGA even there.

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DENNIS GORY CROSBY @darkarfs.bsky.social · 1d

Like I've seen red hats in Charlotte and Alexa's Instagram stories within the last 2 years...so THAT makes me sad...

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DENNIS GORY CROSBY @darkarfs.bsky.social · 1d

You said it in this very thread: best to stay quiet and let people think you're stupid, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. The old guard hitching their WAGA to MAGA is discouraging but not surprising. I just hope a younger generation doesn't try follow suit. Lotta young Dub kids seem to..

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DENNIS GORY CROSBY @darkarfs.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah, as a childhood Kane mark I knew I had to check myself. I also read the Mayor Kane book, and I tell ya...there's a whole chapter just called "President Trump" and I was like "oh of course they're both bootlickers."

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DENNIS GORY CROSBY @darkarfs.bsky.social · 1d

right before the election, basically, so like, this time last year. Special guest President Paedophile and Glenn "Hangman Tweeted the Long-Time Drawbacks of Concussions At You While You Defended Putin" Jacobs. I watched two clips, and it put me off FOOD for the rest of the week.

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DENNIS GORY CROSBY @darkarfs.bsky.social · 1d

it's SO AWFUL. It sucks that my dad basically looked like Mark right before he passed, so it's like a snapshot of a car accident to me. 😜

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DENNIS GORY CROSBY @darkarfs.bsky.social · 1d

The girl is like...13? She climbs into Mark's lap, and while Undertaker tells him "he made politics fun again," Trump compliments her over and over again about how beautiful she is, and Mark sits there, forcing himself to smile.

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DENNIS GORY CROSBY @darkarfs.bsky.social · 1d

he just got double knee replacement surgery. In WWE world that means you start a shit podcast where you invite the shitty pedo president-elect to leer at your youngest daughter.

(That clip is the only thing I've actually seen of Mark Calloway's podcast and it's defined him in my eyes forever.)

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DENNIS GORY CROSBY @darkarfs.bsky.social · 1d

maybe this is his way of cementing his good graces with his little brother now that he's retiring.

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DENNIS GORY CROSBY @darkarfs.bsky.social · 1d

genuinely hope now he gets chased around by everyone on social media until he's forced to abandon it altogether. Sit on it by yourself, ya shit.

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DENNIS GORY CROSBY @darkarfs.bsky.social · 1d

what is with the people I actually liked growing up basically giving the entire generation after them the middle finger essentially on their way out?

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DENNIS GORY CROSBY @darkarfs.bsky.social · 1d

I used to before bed to help me relax, that's the truth

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