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Danyool @danyool.bsky.social · 6h

I've used my extra hour the best way possible - having a McDonald's breakfast at a time that feels illegal

Danyool @danyool.bsky.social · 1d

I'm making Bumbi's base gravy masala later, but this time I'm gonna let the food processor chop the onions, for the sake of mine eyes.

It's an winner of an recipe, curry convenience fans

youtu.be/rSEASZWV8oc?...

1 ALL PURPOSE BASE GRAVY MASALA Make Several Curry Recipes

YouTube video by Curries With Bumbi

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Danyool @danyool.bsky.social · 1d

Is Pliers gonna be there?

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Danyool @danyool.bsky.social · 2d

Me: must finish this piece of work before I log off

My brain: Lemmy from Motörhead packed his trunk, and said goodbye to the circus

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Danyool @danyool.bsky.social · 3d

There once was a cat that slept all day
The name of the cat was Betty O'Shea
I chose that name cos it rhymes okay?
Blow my bully boys blow

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Danyool @danyool.bsky.social · 3d

Just found this photo of the time I popped a beanie on Arthur while he was having a kip, and turned him into a sk8er boi

A sleeping black cat wearing a blue beanie

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Danyool @danyool.bsky.social · 4d

haha good one blinx! "Props" 😉 to you!

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Danyool @danyool.bsky.social · 5d

Bloody hell Chris, that looks stunning

I like what you've done with the colours on the first one

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Danyool @danyool.bsky.social · 5d

Just asked someone on the train to turn down the constant sound of automatic gunfire on their phone, and they obliged. Another long night for Danyool, Street Hero

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Danyool @danyool.bsky.social · 5d

He also has the worst 'Personal life' section on Wikipedia I've ever seen

It says 'Kitson has a stutter.' That's it.

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Danyool @danyool.bsky.social · 5d

If you get the chance, do it. My first time seeing him live, and he was easily the best of the bunch, and Stewart Lee was on the bill.

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Danyool @danyool.bsky.social · 6d

I reckon I can do that

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Danyool @danyool.bsky.social · 6d

Haha that sounds like I'm gonna do a set

Wait do I have to do a set?

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Danyool @danyool.bsky.social · 6d

Off t' Union Chapel to see Stewart Lee, Daniel Kitson and pals do a benefit gig for Medical Aid for Palestinians #virtuesignalling

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Danyool @danyool.bsky.social · 6d

Having a chinese takeaway with the 'rents, and I've made the fatal error of ordering chips. The community of microorganisms in my body desires nutrients, but my heart desires hot crispy chips in a paper bag.

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Danyool @danyool.bsky.social · 7d

Thanks for being my hype man on this job, blinx

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Danyool @danyool.bsky.social · 7d

I'd give it a go, but I'm too common to own table knives for specific use-cases

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Danyool @danyool.bsky.social · 8d

Just had to remove one of my bike tyres so I could replace the inner tube. It went as well as these things can, I didn't need that fingernail anyway, and hopefully the cuts and grazes will heal soon.

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Danyool @danyool.bsky.social · 8d

I don't know for certain. But that fluffy bit on the back of the head, plus their general compactness, suggests jackdaw. And jackdaws bloody love rousting about in groups, they're mad for it

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Danyool @danyool.bsky.social · 8d

Reckon they're jackdaws. Definitely a beach.

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Danyool @danyool.bsky.social · 10d

My phone is permanently in my hand anyway. Looking at a smartwatch would cause my phone screen to rotate out of view. No thanks!

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Danyool @danyool.bsky.social · 10d

Probs just a little packet of data pre-loaded onto your phone in case you buy a google watch or something, to help it connect

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Danyool @danyool.bsky.social · 10d

I've just discovered that facebook marketplace is chock full of cheap Schreiber mid century side units. I might need a couple of men with ven in the near future.

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Danyool @danyool.bsky.social · 12d

Was about to throw a cardboard tube away, when I realised there was something stuck inside it, so I gave it a shake and out fell the sender's business card, stapled to a mini bag of tangfastics 🙌🏻

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Danyool @danyool.bsky.social · 13d

How have you managed to bypass The People's Republic of China's internet restrictions to send this filth?

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