Dan Weiner
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“Hey, Dad. Can I have a silver money clip with a $50 bill in it, please? Don’t worry. I’m only going to chuck it into the gutter and run away at the first sign of trouble. The man with the mustache told me to do it.”
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31 teams are having a mid-or-worse off and the Chiefs are just sitting there laughing because they're somehow getting back to the Super Bowl.
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Blake Treinen looks different than I remember.
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Bills mafia is cool.
Josh Allen is cool.

We needed this one, man.
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Bijan Robinson: 1st RB with 230+ scrimmage yds on Monday Night Football since Bo Jackson in 1987 (the famous Bosworth/tunnel game in Seattle)
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Zac Robinson keeps pooping in the goblet by calling pass plays
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don't care if they win launch Zac Robinson into the sun.
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WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU THROWING THE BALL
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Bijan Robinson is the 2nd player since 1970 with 450+ rush yds & 300+ rec yds in his first 1st 5 games.

The other was Thurman Thomas in 1991 when he won NFL MVP.
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this is what we do what is their excuse lol
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the Bills are running for infinity yards per carry in the second half with James Cook and they run an end around on 3rd and 1 for...reasons.
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Trying to call a slow developing deep shot with 3rd and 4th string tackles in the game is a choice.
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in a mild upset, the weirdest play of the baseball postseason didn't involve the Mariners
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Very Flaconsy start to the second half
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"maybe we should just get into carpet cleaning"
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You have to go back to 2001 for the last time the Bills allowed 335 yards in the first half of a game.
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Raheem Morris is so bad at clock management.

For crying out loud somebody in the organization has to work on it with him.
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The Falcons defense just looks so much better under coordinator Not Jimmy Lake
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the best part is that still nobody is going to watch it because they're just going to flip to the other game.
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thinking about how much he's going to give Franks in free agency when he becomes the head coach in Tennessee.
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Falcons are gonna go 3 and out, it's ok.