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Danny Palmer @dannypalmer.bsky.social · 8m

Ol' Billy Bastard.

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Danny Palmer @dannypalmer.bsky.social · 11m

😄😄

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Danny Palmer @dannypalmer.bsky.social · 12m

Comic Book Guy using very slow dial up Internet to look at a sexy photo of Captain Janeway from Star Trek.

"mmm, lace -- the final brassiere."

The Simpsons: Season 9, Episode 14 - Das Bus (1998)

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Danny Palmer @dannypalmer.bsky.social · 8h

Suddenly remembered that time in 2007 when I was put under general anesthetic to fix my broken jaw and I had a really vivid, strange dream about being a very short lived incarnation of The Doctor (from Doctor Who) between Five and Six.

Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 9h

If you're wondering whether or not to get a flu shot, I didn't get one in time, and I just had a fever dream where I was in the Drew Carey Show because several days ago I was on the Wikipedia page for the Drew Carey Show. You don't have to do this to yourself.

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Danny Palmer @dannypalmer.bsky.social · 1h

"The NCSC dealt with 204 ‘nationally significant’ cyber attacks against the UK in the 12 months to August 2025 – a sharp rise from 89 in the previous year."

www.ncsc.gov.uk/news/uk-expe...

UK experiencing four 'nationally significant' cyber attacks every week

Latest Annual Review reveals that the cyber threats facing the UK continue to escalate.

www.ncsc.gov.uk

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Danny Palmer @dannypalmer.bsky.social · 8h

Bluesky never losing the home of the weirdos allegations.

I say this as a weirdo. Obviously. (But not like that)

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Danny Palmer @dannypalmer.bsky.social · 8h

Suddenly remembered that time in 2007 when I was put under general anesthetic to fix my broken jaw and I had a really vivid, strange dream about being a very short lived incarnation of The Doctor (from Doctor Who) between Five and Six.

Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 9h

If you're wondering whether or not to get a flu shot, I didn't get one in time, and I just had a fever dream where I was in the Drew Carey Show because several days ago I was on the Wikipedia page for the Drew Carey Show. You don't have to do this to yourself.

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Danny Palmer @dannypalmer.bsky.social · 8h

Precious loaf. 🐱🍞

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Danny Palmer @dannypalmer.bsky.social · 9h

Games gone etc.

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Danny Palmer @dannypalmer.bsky.social · 9h

Oh. Oh no. 💀

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Danny Palmer @dannypalmer.bsky.social · 12h

Can I request we stop getting drawn against Belgium, please? 🥲

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Danny Palmer @dannypalmer.bsky.social · 12h

Another penalty against Wales. 😒

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Danny Palmer @dannypalmer.bsky.social · 12h

Well, I haven't seen that before.

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Sean Gallagher @thepacketrat.net · 13h

Once again, my non-AI threat generator has found an underlying truth

CyberThreaterator
The APT/Cyber Threat Name Generator
Your APT name is:
Pop Punk Ocelot
Algeria based gamers angered by lack of Half-Life sequel
Motivation: sticking it to the man
Modus operandi: cryptocurrency rug-pulling

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Danny Palmer @dannypalmer.bsky.social · 13h

Legitimate gripe tbh.

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Danny Palmer @dannypalmer.bsky.social · 13h

I bet they crash because of woke these days. (Sarcasm, of course...)

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Danny Palmer @dannypalmer.bsky.social · 13h

I don't really watch top-flight football - Cardiff are too low down the leagues for that - so I only really see it during internationals but VAR is a bunch of bollocks, isn't it? 🫠

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Danny Palmer @dannypalmer.bsky.social · 14h

Not to be extremely on brand and nerdy while watching Wales v Belgium, but I can't help but notice the prominent adverts for cybersecurity company at the Cardiff City Stadium...

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Danny Palmer @dannypalmer.bsky.social · 18h

Going to the dentist. 😐

Lisa Simpson looks on in mild horror at 'the gouger' - one of the tools her Dentist shows her.

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Danny Palmer @dannypalmer.bsky.social · 21h

The future is great, huh?

"A software update to Jeep 4xE models caused major malfunctions over the weekend – leaving many owners stranded and some in danger after their power failed."

www.thestack.technology/jeep-softwar...