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Danny Germaine

@dannygermaine.bsky.social

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Your favorite temporary boyfriend. 30-something. Seattle based. [email protected]

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Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · Nov 12

Now that I'm settled in, let me introduce myself to anyone who doesn't know me yet!

I'm Danny and I'm a boyfriend for hire. I'm based in Seattle and though I sometimes travel, the surest way to meet is to come to my area. I offer my time hourly, up to 4 hours. I am FTM and often bottom.

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Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 4h

Present Me:
Ugh why do I get these headaches?? 😖

Past Me:
Well, time for porn and poppers! 🥴

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Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 8h

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 8h

Done and done!

Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 9h

That's super real.

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Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 9h

A spy.

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Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 1d

This will be my face when it happens:

a duck wearing a santa hat holds a cup of coffee

ALT: a duck wearing a santa hat holds a cup of coffee

media.tenor.com

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Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 1d

Two months from now, someone will think, "what's the worst that can happen??" as they scan their ID to access dirty talk AI.

The answer will be receiving a blackmail email at their work address with a transcript demanding tens of thousands of dollars or it'll be shared with the whole organization.

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Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 1d

Thank you, sweet babe!

Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 1d

😉😘😘

Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 1d

Incidentally. 😂

Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 1d

That was supposed to be a "safety management course" but 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

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Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 1d

Sorry not sorry about being a little quiet lately. Fall term is underway and I'm taking a business course, a technical procedures course, and a management course.

I'm still available to be your temporary boyfriend by request.

[email protected]

A selfie of Danny smiling his trademark smirk and looking into the camera. He's wearing a steel blue T-shirt and standing in front of a white interior door.

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Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 1d

No no, the balls are wrinkly and they emanate "old man smell."

Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 1d

They truly imagine only the worst for us. 😂

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Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 1d

I've been wearing my favorite fragrance, Kilauea by Olympic Orchids, after restocking my supply of smell-goods.

It's a gorgeous plumeria and mossy smell that's not overpowering. I love wearing it as a masculine guy because I have free will and I wear what makes me happy.

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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 3d

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
October 12,1948

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER
P1- NANCY:
OH, THERE'S BASHFUL BENNY

P2-NANCY: DON'T BE SO BASHFUL-
LET'S PLAY A LIL GAME

P3- NANCY: YOU HIDE , WHILE I COUNT TO TEN- - 1 - 2 - 3-
WHILE NANCY HAS HER EYES CLOSED, BENNY IS RUNNING AWAY

P4- WHILE NANCY IS STILL COUNTING: -4 - 5 - 6 -
BENNY FLAGS DOWN A CITY BUS

P5- BENNY IS ON THE BUS LOOKING OUT THE WINDOW, BACK TO WHERE NANCY IS,NANCY IS STILL COUNTING
- 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 -

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Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 3d

WOLF WHISTLE BULGING EYES THROBBING HEART SHOOT UPWARDS LIKE A ROCKET FLOAT DOWN LIKE AN AUTUMN LEAF WITH HEART EYES

Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 4d

There hasn't been a single giant papier mache vulva. You haven't seen ANYTHING yet.

Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 4d

I enjoy seeing the takes on how hard Portland is going with the inflatable suits but they haven't even gotten to the Puppets and Marionettes level of torture performance art yet.

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Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 4d

🎉🎉🎉

Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 5d

I had to take a break right before they got to the last year of his life. I admire him so much and no matter how loving (and honest) this doc is, it still cuts me deep that he passed so young.

Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 5d

Currently ugly crying at the John Candy documentary and considering rebranding to Johnny Torano as a joke to those in the know.

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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 5d

GOOD NIGHT,
HERMAN

NANCY SAYS GOOD NIGHT TO HER PET FISH HERMAN.

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Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 8d

❤️❤️❤️ Because it was ridiculous 😂

Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 8d

Sorry, I'm half crazed from my research assignment. 🥴

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