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dankgank.bsky.social @dankgank.bsky.social · 9h

Cunt Dracula descends upon the Maidens of Trannyvania to drain their cocks dry with hur pussy fangs!!

and if that isn't enough to goon yer girlcock to all October just fill in the details as you see fit !

dankgank.bsky.social @dankgank.bsky.social · 9h

ever get a bit oeverwhelmed when it feels like pretty much every inanimate in the room is trying to convo with you as well as at least an entity or two that have no phsical forms~~

dankgank.bsky.social @dankgank.bsky.social · 10h

I dont need to craft myself a tulpa!! I have enough conversations with entitys that others cannot percieve as it is without intentionally summon another into existence!

(no miss meow, im not telling them about you.
yes, grey you're a very good friend to me..
mirror me i'm glad we're cool now, etc)

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dankgank.bsky.social @dankgank.bsky.social · 10h

5d alien sex?! WOOOHAA!!

as I see it thats like length, height, width, motion, and probability! so all possible scenarios in which I bang an alien come true simulatiously!

dankgank.bsky.social @dankgank.bsky.social · 15h

I hadn't even yet told 'em 'bout how my character plays a Saw with a violin Bow as their instrument!

Maybe they'dve been more psyched to have me play with 'em if i opened with that one.

Live an' Learn! (or so the sayin goes) [why says? citation needed!]

dankgank.bsky.social @dankgank.bsky.social · 15h

I decide to make a half-elf Bard!

but when I scribble over "charisma" on my character sheet with "Cumlyness" and explain how most NPCs will cum instantly upon witnessing my Bard,

I'm told to leave!!? (by DM and all players?!)

Well thats fine I guess. I'll play by myself at home! So there! >:D

dankgank.bsky.social @dankgank.bsky.social · 16h

I went to join a local d&d 5e group !

"You are familiar with the rules of 5e?" I'm asked by the DM
"Yes, very much so!" I reply (not tellin them I learned 5e from Solasta and not from bg3)

"And you've played in person d&d before?" DM asked me
"Oh you bet!" I answer (not telling them it was 4e)

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dankgank.bsky.social @dankgank.bsky.social · 17h

if i ever did a cosplay i wanna get a fur cosplay of Link in LTTP as his Golden Realm form (dark world)!

see in Golden Realm form take whatever is in thou heart!

Link is Pink Bunny (anthro) who cannot attack with sword nor any Y button item!!

Link no want to fight!!

Just be happy Pink Bunny!

dankgank.bsky.social @dankgank.bsky.social · 17h

When I was a child, we would play on SNES the game The Legend of Zelda A Link to the Past

I never got very far in it until one day...

My parents read to me what the dialogue in the game is telling me!!

Suddenly I get much further!!

LTTP help me learn to read!

take that, books!

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dankgank.bsky.social @dankgank.bsky.social · 18h

I like teh way You think!

Howevers... what if A fish see me? :-(

also also also also!!! how u make little circles? keyboard typin special skills?!

Impressive!! i can do this:

/|_|\

its an open box!!

dankgank.bsky.social @dankgank.bsky.social · 18h

Mind Control!!

Mind Control takes many forms!

We all (humans) Mind Controlled !!!

thouest think/believe/say that thy 'Not Mind Controlled' !?

soudeth such a mind controlled person would say!

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dankgank.bsky.social @dankgank.bsky.social · 18h

whats some of u favorite video games?!

some mine is (in order that i played them)

Dark Age of Camelot
FTL: Faster Than Light
Monster Hunter Rise

honorably mention:
XCOM Enemy Unknown
Darkest Dungeon

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dankgank.bsky.social @dankgank.bsky.social · 18h

i also got to get yelled at an bullied a lot by bosses n coworkers and all! but that is usual for a 'job'

dankgank.bsky.social @dankgank.bsky.social · 18h

did you know you can give someone a bath in a bed?!

can change the sheets and all while person still in the bed!

first thing I learn 'on-the-job' and probably what i did the most of

I also got to feed people food sometimes!

and sit with them!

sitin at night best cause they usually asleep

paid!

dankgank.bsky.social @dankgank.bsky.social · 18h

...so it was my Task to give this person a nice bath, a clean gown, a little head wrap to keep her jaw closed, a toe tag, and a put her in a body bag.

liquid brown poo was comin out her bum hole.

i bathed her real gentle and nice and did all the things i was sposed to do.

Real Honor Nice Thing

dankgank.bsky.social @dankgank.bsky.social · 18h

I got to bath a corpse, one time!

It was part of a job I had a long long time ago (in acity far away)

A person had died during the night shift and I was workin the day shift. Person's family had come and gone...

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dankgank.bsky.social @dankgank.bsky.social · 18h

I often take a pic of my drawing once i am done with it to send in a text message to certain acquantencess.

perhaps i shall stop takin pics of my drawins and only show them to peeps in person (irl)

dankgank.bsky.social @dankgank.bsky.social · 18h

if I umm.. If i take a digital photo (pic) with my 'smart' phone of a drawing that I made (in real life - irl / not with AI image genoration)...

will google use my 'gallery' or 'text messeges' to send my pics to be used by an AI image genorator ??

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dankgank.bsky.social @dankgank.bsky.social · 18h

"Unhinged" implies once bein "hinged"...

Perhaps "nonhinged" wouldest be a bettereth termonologiest?

dankgank.bsky.social @dankgank.bsky.social · 18h

There are no " men " and no " women " in Urania

dankgank.bsky.social @dankgank.bsky.social · 18h

the website i read urania on is down.

i've only finished the 1919 ones an only read the first from 1920!

i hope it come back online one day

but if it dont, i will forever cherish those that i read (even tho the writers didnt want me to read it) =\

dankgank.bsky.social @dankgank.bsky.social · 19h

.. i mistakenly believe that what i am experiencin 'right now' is me experiencin my life flash before my mind the moment before death! an actually I am just rememberin my life in excrusiatin detail!

when my memorys of my life catch up to the moment i am actually in... I"LL DIE!!! (yay!)

dankgank.bsky.social @dankgank.bsky.social · 19h

So I was Doubtin'... as (this) One does...

an I thoughts: what if what I am experiencin as the 'present' is actually the past??

Get this: some peeps when have 'near-death-experience' be say they saw 'lifeflashbefore eyes'

what if thats what happenin to me rn but because of time/reality dilation..

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dankgank.bsky.social @dankgank.bsky.social · 19h

What is even up with so many peeps wanna get a lotta followers or something??

Like if I am walkin down the sidewalk an peeps just all start to follow me... I'd be freakin out even more than usual!!

An' dont play coy! we all understand Sub = Submissive/Subscriber!!

dankgank.bsky.social @dankgank.bsky.social · 19h

Humanity was a mistake

pretty sure!

(name 1 "good" thing humanity has ever done!? - there's none)

(cant even define good - or any other word!)

...but MAYBE!!!, it's Life that was the mistake!

shoulda stuck to bein rocks an all that

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