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Danimal @danimal.uk · Dec 5

@mrjamesob.bsky.social - Edinburgenzians, Cardiffer/Cardiffian.

Belfasters, Belfastians, Bellees, Belfastards, Belfasties and, simply, Fasties. Then there are monikers based on the original Irish place name Béal Feirste - Feirstach and Bealfeirstian.

Danimal @danimal.uk · Nov 21

Because if you were a delivery driver running late and had 20 more drop-offs, it would make sense to drop them all off in one place. DHL are the worst for this - it's happened to me on multiple occasions with no attempt to deliver to my address.

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Danimal @danimal.uk · Nov 19

Woke sandwich anyone? @mrjamesob.bsky.social www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

Now Gen Z are waging war on our sandwiches!

www.dailymail.co.uk

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Mikel Jollett @mikeljollett.bsky.social · Nov 17

Annual morbidity in the 20th century, before and after vaccines:

Measles:
Before: 530,000, After: 47

Mumps:
Before: 160,000, After: 429

Rubella:
Before: 50,000, After: 3

Diphtheria:
Before: 20,000, After: 2

Smallpox:
Before: 30,000, After: 0

Polio:
Before: 16,000, After: 0

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Danimal @danimal.uk · Nov 18

My first post on BSky. My pride, my joy, my mucky pup. Percy the Parson.

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Danimal @danimal.uk · Nov 16

My first @mention!

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Danimal @danimal.uk · Nov 21

Hello @British_Airways
- apparently your pilots can spend 5 hours of a flight helping passengers sort out problems with their bookings rather than flying the actual plane.
@HeadForPoints @_DHOTYA

“Sorted, you are back on your flights”. Then all of First Class applauded.

Danimal @danimal.uk · Nov 21

Homeward bound @British_Airways #heneda #japan #tokyo

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Danimal @danimal.uk · Nov 21

Unit Z, Vincent's Yard - coworking space in Brixton · - Nextdoor

Danimal @danimal.uk · Nov 21

I got Queen Bee! #queenbee #spellingbee

Danimal @danimal.uk · Nov 21

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Danimal @danimal.uk · Nov 21

Bye bye my LAX @VirginAtlantic VS8

Danimal @danimal.uk · Nov 21

Hi @NatWest_Help - got a call from 03456461128 claiming to be your fraud department, they left a message quoting my name and last 4 digits of a/c. Called you back and spoke to fraud department, they couldn't BE less interested.

Danimal @danimal.uk · Nov 21

Morning! #wordleinone

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Danimal @danimal.uk · Nov 21

Thank you @British_Airways for a smooth journey. Bags picked up from home for free by @AirPortr_,sped through @HeathrowAirport security, arrived on time at 7am in Joburg... Big thanks to the crew of BA55 for the hot toddies & camomile tea for my sore throat.

Danimal @danimal.uk · Nov 21

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Danimal @danimal.uk · Nov 21

Nailed it... @JonathanPieNews

Danimal @danimal.uk · Nov 21

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Danimal @danimal.uk · Nov 21

My take on The Girl Before. If they'd fitted some banisters, 2 people would probably still be alive. #TheGirlBefore #bbc

Danimal @danimal.uk · Nov 21

Does this mean @uskinned will be available via Nuget moving forward? #umbraco #umbracocms #uskinned 🙏

Danimal @danimal.uk · Nov 21

- new website, new beginnings. Fed up working from home? Looking for a desk to rent? Get in touch.

Danimal @danimal.uk · Nov 21

How it started... How it's going....

Danimal @danimal.uk · Nov 21

#daytimesnaps @daytimesnaps

Danimal @danimal.uk · Nov 21

Can I buy a Christmas tree in tier 4?