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Dana Holtzbert

@danaholtzbert.bsky.social

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Digital Colorist. Minority Owner of Minnesota Aurora FC. WNBA, Other Sports Things, Geeky Nerd TV/Movie Things. They/Them if you please.

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Dana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 1d

Sports Moments 3.

9 moments, including 1 very recent in 3 minutes that I'd like you to know about. #WoSo #NCAAWBB #NCAAFB #IsobelCup #MCWS #NASCAR #NCAAWVB #NCAAFH #WNBA

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Dana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 7m

My mom not only doesn't like getting her hair wet, she hates other people touching it.

Dana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 19m

I'd Brush Your Hair with a Fine Toothed Comb, and Other Flirtatious Lines.

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NWSL @nwslsoccer.com · 45m

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Lauren Barnes has announced her retirement from professional soccer.

Text: Seattle Reign and NWSL Original Lauren Barnes announces retirement at end of 2025 season

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Dana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 6h

Turtles, hopping tadpoles, and locusts. Dreams are weird

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WNBAGamecocks @wnbagamecocks.bsky.social · 6h

We got you Chloe.

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Dana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 6h

@mishthejrnalist.bsky.social have fun storming your next castle! A joy to listen to.

Dana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 6h

Well that sucks. #NCAAWBB

Still A CT Sun Fan @keindas.bsky.social · 6h

South Carolina giving up much needed height. Yikes. #NCAAW #WBB

Chloe Kitts Out for 2025-26 Season

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Dana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 6h

Leopards, faces.

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strap_tap @strap-tap.bsky.social · 13h

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Dana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 6h

The men are being emotional again. @sarahspain.com

CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 15h

KC & Detroit scuffle after Brian Branch ignored Patrick Mahomes dapping him up then popped JuJu Smith-Schuster

Dana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 14h

I was just starting to calm down.

Dana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 14h

A little reskeet for the After Hours crowd.

Dana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 1d

Sports Moments 3.

9 moments, including 1 very recent in 3 minutes that I'd like you to know about. #WoSo #NCAAWBB #NCAAFB #IsobelCup #MCWS #NASCAR #NCAAWVB #NCAAFH #WNBA

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Shameka 🏀 @shameka23.bsky.social · 16h

This is not mine but it’s hilarious 🤣 Only glaring issue for me is Cloud. She’s a national treasure! #WNBA

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Dana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 14h

Aiming to the right, you say?

Dana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 17h

Oh yeah, they've been friends for a bit now.

Dana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 18h

Doesn't race his Black employee clean for the win, but he will for that guy. Okay.

Dana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 18h

Syndicated TV audiences, Monday to Friday, 1997:

loyalroyal.bsky.social @loyalroyal.bsky.social · 18h

Omg. Springer 🔥

Dana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 18h

Dude's part of that very thing he's talking about.

Dana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 18h

He hit the shit outta that car. #NASCAR

Dana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 18h

What if they added left and right turn indicators so other racers would know when someone's about to pit? #NASCAR

Dana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 18h

Penn State is gonna be closing numerous off-site campuses in the next 2 years. They have to be really mad to eat that much money right now.

BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 19h

Still kind of stunned Penn State just ate $50 mil like it was nothing

Dana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 18h

Kinda disappointed that none of these NASCAR broadcasters have congratulated to the Aces, unless I missed it. I mean, they're in Las Vegas and the title was won just the other night. #WNBA #NASCAR

Dana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 18h

Wait until he finds out you're into sports.

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HistoryLink.org @historylink.bsky.social · 22h

#OnThisDay in 2004, the Seattle Storm won their first WNBA championship. historylink.org/File/7330

Seattle Storm team members celebrate their WNBA Championship win at Westlake Center, Seattle, October 15, 2004

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Dana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 21h

Whatever happened to throwing the ball deep to the end zone? Are quarterbacks not good anymore?

CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 22h

Tua gets picked trying to start the hook & ladder 😭