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Damilarree

@damilarree.bsky.social

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📉Unstable humor. Brands love it. 📱Storytelling, Jokes and Unhinged Truths. 🧠Brand deals: [email protected] 🔗My faves ~

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Damilarree @damilarree.bsky.social · Sep 14

Elaborate please

Damilarree @damilarree.bsky.social · Jul 17

What space are you making for yourself in this AI world?

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Damilarree @damilarree.bsky.social · Jul 2

It really is

Damilarree @damilarree.bsky.social · Jul 2

a man wearing a red and black striped shirt is making a funny face and says huh

ALT: a man wearing a red and black striped shirt is making a funny face and says huh

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Damilarree @damilarree.bsky.social · Jun 30

The hardest job on earth has to be thinking of what to eat, especially if you have to think for two people 😫

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Damilarree @damilarree.bsky.social · Jun 30

😂😂

Damilarree @damilarree.bsky.social · Jun 30

Hi Down South…. Watchu doing Up North today?

Damilarree @damilarree.bsky.social · Jun 30

Ooh… I love you already. Hi back at ya hun

Damilarree @damilarree.bsky.social · Jun 30

It’s the beginning of a new week. Let’s get to know each other. I’d go first, My name is “up there” and I’m a whole bag of fun and unfiltered thoughts 😂
Your turn👇🏾

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Damilarree @damilarree.bsky.social · Jun 30

Oh! I heard it helps kids tho

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Damilarree @damilarree.bsky.social · Jun 30

Make your side of the bed then

Damilarree @damilarree.bsky.social · Jun 30

😂😂

Damilarree @damilarree.bsky.social · Jun 30

😂your excuse got me rolling

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Damilarree @damilarree.bsky.social · Jun 25

Nothing says “toxic” like starting chaos, offering peace like it’s a favor, and then getting mad no one claps for your performance.
That’s not diplomacy. That’s gaslighting with extra steps. 💨💨

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Damilarree @damilarree.bsky.social · Jun 25

Congrats on that

Damilarree @damilarree.bsky.social · Jun 25

Hello back at you

Damilarree @damilarree.bsky.social · Jun 25

Bizarre. They still crying errday

Damilarree @damilarree.bsky.social · Jun 25

My kinda champ

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Damilarree @damilarree.bsky.social · Jun 25

Sure bout that?

Damilarree @damilarree.bsky.social · Jun 25

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Damilarree @damilarree.bsky.social · Jun 25

Exactly. If owning someone’s handbag gave you access to their soul, I’d be best friends with Beyoncé by now.
Some people are just one eBay bid away from calling it “destiny.” 😅

Damilarree @damilarree.bsky.social · Jun 25

Yeah, and I guess if I buy Einstein’s comb I’ll suddenly understand quantum physics too

Damilarree @damilarree.bsky.social · Jun 25

Yeah, and I guess if I buy Einstein’s comb I’ll suddenly understand quantum physics too🙄

The New York Times @nytimes.com · Jun 24

A large collection of Princess Diana’s personal belongings, including her Lady Dior handbag, will be auctioned this week. For some buyers, more intimate items are the main draw. nyti.ms/3TG3JnA

Princess Diana, in jeans, boots and a baseball hat, wearing a sweatshirt, that has a red balloon and the words British Lung Foundation, under a sport coat.

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Damilarree @damilarree.bsky.social · Jun 25

I need to get this off my chest;

If you wake up early and make your bed…
You either have your life together or you’re running from something.
Either way, I’m scared of you.

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Damilarree @damilarree.bsky.social · Jun 25

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