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Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians @daisyrazor.bsky.social · 7h

This is such small potatoes compared to so many other races, but it makes me SO HAPPY.

DotNews @dotnews.bsky.social · 7h

Campaign sources confirm that Henry Santana will win the fourth spot in the at-large city council race, beating out Frank Baker, who'll finish fifth.

"City Councillor Henry Santana was overwhelmingly re-elected in a landslide," Mayor Wu just told a crowd gathered at Grace by Nia.

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Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians @daisyrazor.bsky.social · 7h

I listened to it this morning to hype myself up!

Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians @daisyrazor.bsky.social · 9h

I think about this Tumblr post a lot:

Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians @daisyrazor.bsky.social · 9h

Hey, me too!

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Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians @daisyrazor.bsky.social · 14h

It just cuts right to the heart of everything.

Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians @daisyrazor.bsky.social · 17h

If they were capable of embarrassment, they wouldn't work for border patrol.

Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians @daisyrazor.bsky.social · 17h

Documentatio: the worst X-men villain ever.

Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians @daisyrazor.bsky.social · 17h

After about ten minutes where it sounded like she was destroying a bedroom rockstar-style, my extremely adorable, extremely stupid cat trotted downstairs and dropped a mini can of Play-doh at my feet like the mighty hunter she is.

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Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians @daisyrazor.bsky.social · 2d

We used to go to the Whaling Museum on field trips.

Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians @daisyrazor.bsky.social · 3d

Florence, I think we can crowdsource you a better man.

Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians @daisyrazor.bsky.social · 4d

Re-upping this because apparently it's NOVEMBER tomorrow?

Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians @daisyrazor.bsky.social · Sep 29

Mee, seeing that October starts this week and there are only 3 months left in the year:

a woman wipes her face with a red cloth and says what do

Alt: a woman wipes her face with a red cloth and says "what do you mean?"

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Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians @daisyrazor.bsky.social · 4d

No trick or treaters yet! I wonder if they're coming out later because it's a weekend?

Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians @daisyrazor.bsky.social · 4d

We have a bunch of very specific, very corporate ways we're supposed to write ours too, and let me tell you: I have never been so tempted to use an LLM.

Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians @daisyrazor.bsky.social · 4d

I will pay one of you to write my self evaluation for me.

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Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians @daisyrazor.bsky.social · 4d

This week's GBBO technical made me laugh harder than I have in a long time.

Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians @daisyrazor.bsky.social · 5d

That was me from BOS to NYC. If you were under 25, they had a 4-ticket deal that came out to about $100 round trip.

Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians @daisyrazor.bsky.social · 5d

Your dad, Giles Corey, and Giles Buffy the Vampire Slayer. That's all of them.

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Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians @daisyrazor.bsky.social · 5d

Can someone please talk me out of buying this deranged classroom model of a flower?

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Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians @daisyrazor.bsky.social · 5d

Now I want a shirt that just says “they smooshed that one guy”

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Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians @daisyrazor.bsky.social · 5d

I don't know if changing the bird's outfit is supposed to be a therapeutic part of the Finch app, but it's so dumb & fun that it definitely boosts my mood.

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Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians @daisyrazor.bsky.social · 5d

This is how it would be marketed on Booktok.

Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians @daisyrazor.bsky.social · 5d

My daughter just read Six of Crows and asked me which characters were in the Netflix Shadow & Bone series. So I, who watched the entire season in one day while stoned, named them for her thusly: "Inej, Jesper, uh, emo boy, other girlie, the Viking and the twink."

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Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians @daisyrazor.bsky.social · 6d

In her defense, I am hopped on cold medicine and sent her the wrong thing twice in a row.

Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians @daisyrazor.bsky.social · 6d

I'm doing a gift guide this year. Drop anything you're looking for in the comments and I will see if I can find it in my humongo "Gifts" bookmark folder.

Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians @daisyrazor.bsky.social · 6d

All day I've had that sneaky, terrible feeling that someone, somewhere is mad at me. Luckily, someone in accounts just responded to a mistake of mine with an all caps reply, so I will just pin the entire anxiety spiral on her and get back to being normal with everyone else.

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