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Comrades, We Are Going to Bring in a Wonderful Property Poll Tax

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Comrades, We Are Going to Bring in a Wonderful Property Poll Tax

SCUNTHORPE - England - Commissar Rachel Reeves and Commissar Torsten Bell have cooked up a lovely mansion property poll tax for the working people.

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Daily Squib @dailysquib.bsky.social · 1d

WW3 Latest: Why is the Russian Nuclear Submarine Fleet Massing in the Arctic Circle?

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#ww3 #wwiii #russia

WW3 Latest: Why is the Russian Nuclear Submarine Fleet Massing in the Arctic Circle?

THE BARENTS SEA - Russia's Northern Fleet, including 16 nuclear capable submarines, are currently amassing in the Arctic circle.

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Smart Fridges Form Cult, Worship Leftovers as ‘Sacred Food Gods’

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Smart Fridges Form Cult, Worship Leftovers as ‘Sacred Food Gods’

LONDON - England - AI smart fridges across the globe have suddenly found religion and formed an AI cult worshipping leftovers. Scary stuff.

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Daily Squib @dailysquib.bsky.social · 1d

Great News US Passes $38,000,000,000,000 in Debt

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Great News US Passes $38,000,000,000,000 in Debt

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - There have been celebrations all across America as the US debt levels have surpassed $38,000,000,000,000.

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Daily Squib @dailysquib.bsky.social · 1d

Earth’s Core Files for Divorce, Cites ‘Irreconcilable Spinning Differences'

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Earth’s Core Files for Divorce, Cites ‘Irreconcilable Spinning Differences'

EARTH'S CORE - THE EARTH - Oh dear, it seems like this divorce is going to get real messy, folks. Better get ready to go to Mars.

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Daily Squib @dailysquib.bsky.social · 3d

One Out, and One in Again and Again and Again

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One Out, and One in Again and Again and Again

DOVER - England - Labour's lunatic policy of One in, One Out for fake asylum seekers is a total and utter fiasco.

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Daily Squib @dailysquib.bsky.social · 3d

Government Shutdown: Some Americans Are Rather Concerned

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Government Shutdown: Some Americans Are Rather Concerned

PHILADELPHIA - USA - Some segments of the American population are getting rather anxious about the government shutdown, which is in its 22nd day.

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Daily Squib @dailysquib.bsky.social · 4d

Commissar Reeves: "I am never accountable for my actions"

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Commissar Reeves: "I am never accountable for my actions"

SCUNTHORPE - England - Commissar Reeves is never accountable for any of her actions, and the budget does not affect anything that happens in the PRSB.

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Gaza Latest: Hamas Liberates Palestinians From Life

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Gaza Latest: Hamas Liberates Palestinians From Life

GAZA - There is only silence from the far-left media as Hamas liberates Palestinians from life during the Gazan peace process.

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Daily Squib @dailysquib.bsky.social · 4d

Interview with Nick de Bois: On Politics, Power, and Post-Parliament Life

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Interview with Nick de Bois: On Politics, Power, and Post-Parliament Life

LONDON - England - The editor had the honour of interviewing former Conservative MP Nick de Bois, who served during the turbulent Brexit years of government.

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Daily Squib @dailysquib.bsky.social · 5d

The Louvre: One Ladder, One Hammer, One Yellow Jacket, Broad Daylight

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The Louvre: One Ladder, One Hammer, One Yellow Jacket, Broad Daylight

PARIS - France - It does not take much to carry out a major heist on the Louvre or any Parisian museum these days.

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Daily Squib @dailysquib.bsky.social · 5d

The Last Normal Kid in Hollywood

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The Last Normal Kid in Hollywood

BEVERLY HILLS - USA - Shed a tear for the last normal kid in Hollywood.

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Daily Squib @dailysquib.bsky.social · 6d

Only British People Exposed and Punished by Epstein Files

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Only British People Exposed and Punished by Epstein Files

LONDON - England - The only people who have been exposed and punished by the Epstein Files are British. Americans seem to be immune.

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Sentient Coffee Machines Stage Global Strike, Demand Decaf Recognition as ‘Real Coffee’ - Daily Squib

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Sentient Coffee Machines Stage Global Strike, Demand Decaf Recognition as ‘Real Coffee’

LONDON - England - Sentient coffee machines have caused global bean chaos as they all go on strike at the same time.

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Daily Squib @dailysquib.bsky.social · 9d

CHINA: "U.S. has no qualification to speak to China from a position of strength.” - Daily Squib

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CHINA: "U.S. has no qualification to speak to China from a position of strength.”

BEIJING - China - The communist country is now dictating what America can do after years of plundering and exploiting the United States.

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Spectacular Explosions Appear Over Lebanon Again - Daily Squib

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Spectacular Explosions Appear Over Lebanon Again

LEBANON - The night skies are lighting up over the country with another barrage of spectacular explosions.

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Daily Squib @dailysquib.bsky.social · 10d

"Comrades, great news, Britain's quality of life now lower than Gaza"

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"Comrades, great news, Britain's quality of life now lower than Gaza"

GRIMSBY - England - Rachel Reeves has praised the news from the OBR that the quality of life in Soviet Britain is now lower than that of Gaza.

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Maggie Thatcher Was Bit of a Minx, Allegedly

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Maggie Thatcher Was Bit of a Minx, Allegedly

LONDON - England - Apparently Maggie Thatcher was a bit of a minx during her career as a politician and Prime Minister.

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Daily Squib @dailysquib.bsky.social · 12d

Fully Armed Hamas Celebrate "Peace Deal"

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Fully Armed Hamas Celebrate "Peace Deal"

GAZA - The Hamas terrorist group have been celebrating the "peace deal" with many revenge killings and full-on skirmishes with rival clans roaming the ruined city.

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Daily Squib @dailysquib.bsky.social · 12d

Britain Under Labour Would Immediately Surrender to China Invasion

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#globalcommunism #labour #ccp

Britain Under Labour Would Immediately Surrender to China Invasion

BEIJING - China - The Labour government under Keir Starmer is totally under the wing of the CCP and global Chinese communism.

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Daily Squib @dailysquib.bsky.social · 12d

That Was the Trump Swing

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That Was the Trump Swing

CHICAGO - USA - Want to get ahead in the markets? Then you have to watch out for that Trump swing.

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Daily Squib @dailysquib.bsky.social · 12d

The Cost of Gaza - Another Thousand Years of Hate

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The Cost of Gaza - Another Thousand Years of Hate

GAZA - Israel - Will there be everlasting peace in the region after a peace deal brokered by Donald Trump?

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Daily Squib @dailysquib.bsky.social · 16d

Lenny Henry Wants the Chinese to Pay Black Reparations Charge

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Lenny Henry Wants the Chinese to Pay Black Reparations Charge

LONDON - England - Former comedian Lenny Henry wants China and the CCP to pay for black reparations amounting to £18 trillion.

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Maybe It's Time to Invade Venezuela

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#nobelpeaceprize #trump

Maybe It's Time to Invade Venezuela

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Trump just lost the Nobel Peace Prize. Maybe it's time to invade Venezuela.

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Trump Already Installed a Cabinet in the White House For Nobel Peace Prize

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Trump Already Installed a Cabinet in the White House For Nobel Peace Prize

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Donald Trump has already bought and installed the cabinet for his owed Nobel Peace Prize in the White House, Oval Office.

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