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dadhyde.bsky.social
Warren Hyde
@dadhyde.bsky.social
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Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing except, "I have friends everywhere." (Statements of fact here are just as likely to be satire. Don't be a fool—check your sources.)
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Warren Hyde @dadhyde.bsky.social · 27m
Back in college, the Young Republicans club seemed to remind me of what I had read about the Hitler Youth, and now I guess they don't have to hide it any longer.
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Warren Hyde @dadhyde.bsky.social · 1h
This is just "Please clap" in a different bush context.
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Warren Hyde @dadhyde.bsky.social · 1h
They all are. They told us years ago, with bright lights and fanfare.
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Warren Hyde @dadhyde.bsky.social · 3h
#NotSafeForWattle
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Warren Hyde @dadhyde.bsky.social · 3h
I have, as they say, "too many notes" about how much this doesn't need to happen.
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Warren Hyde @dadhyde.bsky.social · 3h
One of?
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Warren Hyde @dadhyde.bsky.social · 7h
I love this new Netflix series, "MAGA Heist." It's even better than "The Real Grifters of Mar-a-Lago."
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Warren Hyde @dadhyde.bsky.social · 21h
We either find an honest Republican or Dieonyourknees.
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Warren Hyde @dadhyde.bsky.social · 21h
All I do is whine, whine, whine, no matter what
Got money on my mind, I can never get enough
And every time I step up in the building
Everybody terrifs go up
And they stay there
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Warren Hyde @dadhyde.bsky.social · 23h
So do you prefer more of a Ryan Gosling or an old school Lee Majors to play you as The Fall Guy?
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Warren Hyde @dadhyde.bsky.social · 23h
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Warren Hyde @dadhyde.bsky.social · 23h
Who let the pigs out?
Who, who, who, who, who?
...
Well, the ICE raid was fast, the jackboots were pumpin'
Heya, yippie yi yo
And every wetback runnin' like hell
Huh, huh, yippie yi yo
I tell the thugs to start the profiling
Yippee yi yo
And proud boys responded to the call
I heard a citizen shout:
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Warren Hyde @dadhyde.bsky.social · 1d
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Warren Hyde @dadhyde.bsky.social · 1d
"May you live in interesting times" is both a blessing and a curse.
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Warren Hyde @dadhyde.bsky.social · 1d
The aura of a Harry Potter universe dementor, to be precise.
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Warren Hyde @dadhyde.bsky.social · 1d
We should not have set such a low anchor price. "400 million OBO"
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Warren Hyde @dadhyde.bsky.social · 1d
Waiting for advice for the DUMMIES in DHS/ICE/CBP
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Warren Hyde @dadhyde.bsky.social · 1d
Who let the pigs out?
Who, who, who, who, who?
...
Well, the ICE raid was fast, the jackboots were pumpin'
Heya, yippie yi yo
And every wetback runnin' like hell
Huh, huh, yippie yi yo
I tell the thugs to start the profiling
Yippee yi yo
And proud boys responded to the call
I heard a citizen shout:
dadhyde.bsky.social
Warren Hyde @dadhyde.bsky.social · 1d
Who let the pigs out?
Who, who, who, who, who?
...
Well, the ICE raid was fast, the jackboots were pumpin'
Heya, yippie yi yo
And every wetback runnin' like hell
Huh, huh, yippie yi yo
I tell the thugs to start the profiling
Yippee yi yo
And proud boys responded to the call
I heard a citizen shout:
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Warren Hyde @dadhyde.bsky.social · 1d
I eagerly await his clarification of rules for the dummies in DHS/ICE.
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Warren Hyde @dadhyde.bsky.social · 1d
Ooh, now do the rules for DHS/ICE!
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Warren Hyde @dadhyde.bsky.social · 1d
Ooh, now do DHS/ICE
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Warren Hyde @dadhyde.bsky.social · 1d
Maybe not, but it sounds thoroughly like corporate America in a "nut" shell.
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Warren Hyde @dadhyde.bsky.social · 1d
Who better than an Italian to present a warning about fascism?
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Warren Hyde @dadhyde.bsky.social · 1d
Either way it's best to avoid a land war in Asia.
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