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dactyif.bsky.social @dactyif.bsky.social · 14h

There was a certain charm getting an email from a Nigerian Prince. My boy in India just doesn't hit the same spot. #scams #phonescams

dactyif.bsky.social @dactyif.bsky.social · 3d

I'm watching morbius because it was universally panned and tyrese did himself no favours with that stashe, pushed himself deeply and needlessly into Unc territory. #morbius #tyrese #marvel

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dactyif.bsky.social @dactyif.bsky.social · 3d

I have the same relationship with jerkey that I have with popcorn, delicious but ultimately a manchurian candidate according to my teeth. #snacks

dactyif.bsky.social @dactyif.bsky.social · 15d

Terry Pratchett was philosophy in a wizard's hat riding a witch's broom. #discworld #gnu

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dactyif.bsky.social @dactyif.bsky.social · 21d

AnW just tastes better in small Canadian towns. #AnW

dactyif.bsky.social @dactyif.bsky.social · Jul 13

Never been on a west jet flight that has left on time. Either bad luck or.... #westjet

dactyif.bsky.social @dactyif.bsky.social · Jan 22

I'm tired already lol.

dactyif.bsky.social @dactyif.bsky.social · Dec 18

I've never wanted to protect something more in my life. #puppy

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dactyif.bsky.social @dactyif.bsky.social · Dec 1

She hasn't moved in a few minutes. #wwe

dactyif.bsky.social @dactyif.bsky.social · Dec 1

This is madness.

dactyif.bsky.social @dactyif.bsky.social · Nov 30

There is a toilet seat.

dactyif.bsky.social @dactyif.bsky.social · Nov 30

Surreal to watch grown adults play fighting while thousands of other adults like myself are cheering them on.

dactyif.bsky.social @dactyif.bsky.social · Nov 30

First time going to a wwe event. Thirteen year old me would be exctatic.

dactyif.bsky.social @dactyif.bsky.social · Nov 30

We need to stop recording everything... Private beautiful moments should be kept private.

dactyif.bsky.social @dactyif.bsky.social · Nov 27

So has no one told drake about the Streisand effect? Take the L my boy lmao. "
#ovo #kdot #NLU

dactyif.bsky.social @dactyif.bsky.social · Nov 26

Mariah Carey is our ghost of Christmas past, present and future.

dactyif.bsky.social @dactyif.bsky.social · Nov 24

I'm just here to spite Elon. Lol.

dactyif.bsky.social @dactyif.bsky.social · Nov 20

Bottom end of a category 1 hurricane. #Nanaimo #canada

dactyif.bsky.social @dactyif.bsky.social · Nov 18

Reminds me growing up where we'd get like two games a year and we'd spend countless hours deep diving it. If fifteen year old me had baldurs gate three, I'd still be a virgin. I mean I am, but I'd still be.

dactyif.bsky.social @dactyif.bsky.social · Nov 18

And no matter how badass I think I am, I can't speak rudely to NPCs.

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dactyif.bsky.social @dactyif.bsky.social · Nov 18

I don't embellish or try to be dramatic. But I'll die for that dog.

dactyif.bsky.social @dactyif.bsky.social · Nov 18

Chinese and nihilism, name a better duo.