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CynicalChinchilla

@cynicalchinchilla.bsky.social

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I may sound like I'm living in a Cannibal Corpse lyric..but my true heart is more akin to a Care Bear! Humanity is just a clown show! 💩

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CynicalChinchilla @cynicalchinchilla.bsky.social · Dec 21

No Man's Sky.

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CynicalChinchilla @cynicalchinchilla.bsky.social · 10h

Black Witch invented a Lucky Automaton of Evil. 😅

+3 in battle/psychic combat.
If you gain a fate, add +1.
5+ armour roll if you lose psychic combat.

Unfortunately, she lost the follower due to a Dragon Rage. 😒

Talisman Digital Edition.

CynicalChinchilla @cynicalchinchilla.bsky.social · 23h

I couldn't justify buying ANY 'adult' LEGO purchase, at the prices they ask for.

CynicalChinchilla @cynicalchinchilla.bsky.social · 1d

Just listening to some casual insanity while l do my online food shop! 🤘

Ain't death metal just f**kin' brilliant! 🔥

Cranial Engorgement - Horrific Existence.

CynicalChinchilla @cynicalchinchilla.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah, the LEGO Atari actually costs £100 more than the real thing! 🤯💀

CynicalChinchilla @cynicalchinchilla.bsky.social · 1d

Newt.

#NationalBlackCatDay

CynicalChinchilla @cynicalchinchilla.bsky.social · 2d

My world view..

CynicalChinchilla @cynicalchinchilla.bsky.social · 3d

My little Newt. Black cats are awesome! 💯🔥😻

CynicalChinchilla @cynicalchinchilla.bsky.social · 5d

From living in an era of the 56k modem 'upgrade', to casually waiting on 143GB to transfer over on my PS5, like it's nothing. 🤯

CynicalChinchilla @cynicalchinchilla.bsky.social · 5d

Some albums are so sentimental for one reason or another; this one being especially for me. 💯

Crowbar - Odd Fellows Rest. 🔥🤘

CynicalChinchilla @cynicalchinchilla.bsky.social · 5d

When you just get the Crowbar vibe.. 🔥🤘

Crowbar - Time Heals Nothing.

CynicalChinchilla @cynicalchinchilla.bsky.social · 6d

The NFL (and all pro sports) aren't life and death, it's just entertainment. This was my YouTube comment relating to New York Jets' RB Breece Hall and the team's issues at 0-7.

CynicalChinchilla @cynicalchinchilla.bsky.social · 6d

Still sounds awesome as the first day l heard it, back in '95! 💯🔥🤘

Meshuggah - Destroy Erase Improve.

CynicalChinchilla @cynicalchinchilla.bsky.social · 10d

Everyone's a fake; everyone's a phoney, right?

Keepin' it real; keepin' it raw!

CynicalChinchilla @cynicalchinchilla.bsky.social · 10d

Been awhile since l last heard this! I was still only 21 when this was released! 🔥🤘

Crowbar.

CynicalChinchilla @cynicalchinchilla.bsky.social · 11d

I liked the post, not the 18-hr migraine. 🤕

CynicalChinchilla @cynicalchinchilla.bsky.social · 11d

Humanity, you need to stop all the horrible s**t, do good s**t, instead? 💯🔥🤯

#FridayVibes

CynicalChinchilla @cynicalchinchilla.bsky.social · 11d

I'm alive! I can hear this! Life is a bonus! 💯

I double-teamed the 2022 Unaligned EP and the new Tribal Gaze, while out on the walk/store route! 🔥🤘

Unaligned - Inner Dimensions - EP (2022)

Tribal Gaze - Inveighing Brilliance.

CynicalChinchilla @cynicalchinchilla.bsky.social · 11d

Swans - Current gen & Next gen. 🦢

CynicalChinchilla @cynicalchinchilla.bsky.social · 11d

Talisman Digital Edition is extremely tough to survive in, sometimes nobody wins! 😭

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CynicalChinchilla @cynicalchinchilla.bsky.social · 15d

This is my last post, till my next one..

Always a positive sign when a debut album just sounds cool straight away! 🔥🤘

Unaligned - A Form Beyond.

CynicalChinchilla @cynicalchinchilla.bsky.social · 15d

Watched 3 free-to-air NFL games (broadcast in UK) and they left me colder than a tauntaun patrol on Hoth.

My 40-year relationship with the NFL is definitely over.. 🤯

CynicalChinchilla @cynicalchinchilla.bsky.social · 15d

This album never fails to hit the vibe, whether l'm buzzin' or deep in the pits..

Crowbar - Broken Glass.

CynicalChinchilla @cynicalchinchilla.bsky.social · 15d

The narrative of my life-story is l have no f**kin' idea what my story is..

CynicalChinchilla @cynicalchinchilla.bsky.social · 17d

Talisman Digital Edition, Witch Cat & My Witch Cat, Newt

CynicalChinchilla @cynicalchinchilla.bsky.social · 17d

My 'comfort blanket' for today's walk to the store.

Meshuggah - The Violent Sleep of Reason. 🔥🤘