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libra 🔸️ 30 🔸️ ΘΔ&∞ 🔸️🧡💍 @hemipepsis.bsky.social 🔸️ central florida bogbeast 🔸️ sometimes furry artist 🔸️ AuDHD + OCD plant-based punk 🔸️ i say words recreationally 🔸️ donate to my transition fund here: https://gofund.me/ce57e95a

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🌺libra🌺 scromboisoning @cyborking.bsky.social · Nov 11

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🌺libra🌺 scromboisoning @cyborking.bsky.social · 42m

sectoral/bilateral hetetochromia :)

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🌺libra🌺 scromboisoning @cyborking.bsky.social · 2h

your neighbors' ire is singlehandedly funnelling your dollars into home improvement stores' pockets.

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🌺libra🌺 scromboisoning @cyborking.bsky.social · 20h

i can't close the driver side window all the way because i do not have an outside handle on the driver door. so i have no way of actually roach-proofing my car or preventing new ones from just coming on in.

🌺libra🌺 scromboisoning @cyborking.bsky.social · 20h

i like insects. do not get me wrong. however, the sensation of roach nymphs crawling on my arm puts me into sensory overload and i feel like i gotta cut off my arm because the sudden tickle cluster is so overwhelming

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🌺libra🌺 scromboisoning @cyborking.bsky.social · 20h

roach car situation. i was not able to vacate the sole wood roach from my car. turns out it was a female, she laid eggs, and now there are Multitudes of roachlets in my truck. i found this out bc i put my hand down on the seat in the dark and felt the roachlets climb all over my hand

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🌺libra🌺 scromboisoning @cyborking.bsky.social · 1d

if it werent controlled the protocol would be a lot easier but at this point i think it would be easier to start a cocaine habit to manage your symptoms

🌺libra🌺 scromboisoning @cyborking.bsky.social · 1d

dude i miss new haven style pizza i can barely find decent new york style pizza here in florida. the floridian mind cannot comprehend littleneck clams on a pizza

🌺libra🌺 scromboisoning @cyborking.bsky.social · 1d

i took my adderall and i still cant focus on work (squidward frown 'womp' sfx)

🌺libra🌺 scromboisoning @cyborking.bsky.social · 1d

my friend found monarchs outside at our work 🥺

a photo of a monarch caterpillar curled up in a person's hand. it is a fat grub with black, yellow and white stripes, black antennae, and cute little legs

a photo of another monarch caterpjllar among foliage.

a photo of a monarch chrysalis, with a person's hand behind it to increase contrast. the chrysalis is a pale green color.

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🌺libra🌺 scromboisoning @cyborking.bsky.social · 1d

i fucking hope they get a home because holy shit. also if i have art spoons later i wanna draw them

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🌺libra🌺 scromboisoning @cyborking.bsky.social · 1d

god help you if they change their display name and icon at the same time

🌺libra🌺 scromboisoning @cyborking.bsky.social · 1d

i feel like that's double-expensive because not only are they luxury cars, they're american made SUVs so there's probably an additional pricing on it that makes it crazy expensive

🌺libra🌺 scromboisoning @cyborking.bsky.social · 1d

joke costume suggestions: at least one of those silly gag candy corn costumes that are fucking huge, alice from american mcgee's alice, and katt williams from that stand up special where he's got jeans and a green jacket

🌺libra🌺 scromboisoning @cyborking.bsky.social · 1d

i cannot tell you my husband's phone number but i totally can tell you the number my family used for their home phone number back in 1998

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🌺libra🌺 scromboisoning @cyborking.bsky.social · 2d

i can smell this post

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🌺libra🌺 scromboisoning @cyborking.bsky.social · 2d

side note. why do they give bug birth. what the fuck.

🌺libra🌺 scromboisoning @cyborking.bsky.social · 2d

hymenopteran are overrepresented in taxonomical studies but like i need people to start getting silly with it again so we can get more people interested in environmental and biological sciences and then we can get crazy articles about barklice and twisted wing parasites

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🌺libra🌺 scromboisoning @cyborking.bsky.social · 2d

i really miss seeing silly entomological studies that always sounded ridiculous. we need to fund scientists so i can read about them teaching parasitic wasps to conceal carry for agricultural purposes

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🌺libra🌺 scromboisoning @cyborking.bsky.social · 2d

this isnt mossworm this is mousewarm and their coworkers sold them out for (scribbles out enchinoderms) coral

🌺libra🌺 scromboisoning @cyborking.bsky.social · 2d

i think you should make comics that Do Not Name The Beasts but still let you vent your frustrations

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🌺libra🌺 scromboisoning @cyborking.bsky.social · 2d

the abject horror of knowing i wake up at 6 am to go to a place where people treat me nasty is not a good feeling in the least

🌺libra🌺 scromboisoning @cyborking.bsky.social · 2d

man i should not be procrastinating sleep every sunday night as hard as i do

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🌺libra🌺 scromboisoning @cyborking.bsky.social · 2d

WE DIDN'T KILL IT AND SOME FUCKING OTHERWORLDLY BEAST SCRAPPY-DOO-IFIED IT

🌺libra🌺 scromboisoning @cyborking.bsky.social · 2d

my philodox communicated in his direwolf form that 'this guy eats humans' and one of the mentors just whipped out a revolver like the way you would take out a bag to pick up dog poop and the rest of the pack was like HOLD ON WALTER IT'S PATHETIC, WE GOT BIGGER FISH TO FRY

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🌺libra🌺 scromboisoning @cyborking.bsky.social · 2d

this guy has never heard of bread and excite peed when we said we would be nice to it. it lives in the basement of a new york city mental health institute that has become a spiral dancer hive. its name is krick and its master feeds it human flesh. its dick is out at all times

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