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Weird Al Jazeera @cyberstalin.bsky.social · May 13

WHAT TOP FIVE ARE YOU SMOKING ON AUGUSTUS? MINE IS DIOCLETIAN, DIOCLETIAN, DIOCLETIAN, DIOCLETIAN, DIOCLETIAN!

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Weird Al Jazeera @cyberstalin.bsky.social · 4h

just take care of yourselves cuz even tho im kind of an edgelord abt this shit i was like jesus christ im gonna die if i read about one more of these freaks

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Weird Al Jazeera @cyberstalin.bsky.social · 5h

Not rhetorical

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Weird Al Jazeera @cyberstalin.bsky.social · 5h

This little girl needs food and medication, please share

Nesma☘️ @johk12.bsky.social · 1d

💔 My little girl
In a small tent in southern Gaza, my daughter suffers from scabies and severe malnutrition. She endures cold, hunger, and no access to treatment. Please pray for her and help provide medicine and food 🩷
gofund.me/a9a610a4e

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Weird Al Jazeera @cyberstalin.bsky.social · 5h

Ay I love your work! I spent an afternoon looking through the ghouls on the list and yeah, it must've been horrifying to compile that shit.

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Weird Al Jazeera @cyberstalin.bsky.social · 5h

Has anyone actually improved their social skills using self help books

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Weird Al Jazeera @cyberstalin.bsky.social · 5h

I felt like that typical UTI burning but I dismissed that because I felt so disoriented and nauseous like when I usually have a migraine. I also had like an icepick feeling in my brain lol. If you've been nauseous for three days that's def worth investigating esp if you've got any other symptoms

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Weird Al Jazeera @cyberstalin.bsky.social · 5h

benson gooner

Weird Al Jazeera @cyberstalin.bsky.social · 5h

not to diagnose but it could be something as left field as an infection, i had a uti and i thought it was a migraine

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Guilherme Freitas @guilhermefreitas.bsky.social · 17h

sobre o lance do caetano cantando louvor, repito - me lembro daquela piada do seinfeld qnd o dentista dele se converte pro judaísmo pra poder contar piada de judeu - não me ofende como judeu, mas como comediante. caetano cantando isso me ofende como apreciador de boas músicas

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Weird Al Jazeera @cyberstalin.bsky.social · 5h

nao suporto louvor e 'gospel' (que n tem nada a ver com gospel tradicional). parece que deus nao gosta de musica boa

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minhoca roxa freando o nacional desenvolvimentismo @saborovsky.bsky.social · 5h

nem conseguem fazer esse tipo de música ser atrativa, investem em deixar insuportável.

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minhoca roxa freando o nacional desenvolvimentismo @saborovsky.bsky.social · 5h

Vejo discussões sobre louvor na tl e meu take sobre isso é que além de serem melodicamente horríveis, com letras pobres, você tem sempre as pessoas com a pior voz do planeta cantando até você sentir dor nos ouvidos, como se Deus precisasse escutar seus berros

Pois proselitismo é algo tão merda que

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Weird Al Jazeera @cyberstalin.bsky.social · 5h

you were legally a minor til 21??? thats fucking WILD

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Weird Al Jazeera @cyberstalin.bsky.social · 5h

GOD não devo rir mas errado vc não ta

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Myr @paladinossauro.bsky.social · 5h

We have all kinds of fascism, from the capitalist austerity of São Paulo to the Militia run State of Rio, and of course the very traditional Nazis of the South.
A truly diverse country.

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Yvonne Lam @yvonnezlam.bsky.social · 5h

Yes, they do, and this quote made me, someone who avoids self-help books because they all sound like instagram, horribly sad for the speaker:

“They were like things that you read in self-help books – really personal conversations about who we are and what we want for our lives,” she says.

Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 8h

These modern day takes on Cyrano really suck.

‘I realised I’d been ChatGPT-ed into bed’: how ‘Chatfishing’ made finding love on dating apps even weirder

Where once people were duped by soft-focus photos and borrowed chat-up lines, now they have to watch out for computer-generated charm. But it’s one thing to use a witty phrase – another thing entirely...

www.theguardian.com

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Ligia @ligiaalmeida.bsky.social · 2d

Drawing in red of scrappy Doo in a wall
Under there's the phrase "on March, 10, 1983, Scrappy Doo was gunned down in the streets of Brazil by a rival drug cartel

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Hit, Hit, Pop It, Ride, Sugar Assis Cyanide @seuassis.bsky.social · 2d

this is why he was shot and killed on the streets of Brazil in 1987

𝕂𝕏ℕ𝔾 ♠️ @kxngspade.bsky.social · Dec 24

Never forget Scrappy Doo worked directly with Reagan to distribute crack cocaine into the inner cities of America.

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François True-Faux @noonechomsky.bsky.social · 17h

(Minha opinião não solicitada sobre artistas não evangélicos, como o caetano, cantando louvor é que o mercado gospel é imenso e as pessoas gostam de dinheiro, qualquer outra explicação me soa mequetrefe.)

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Jane Ball @jane.inurhead.lol · 5h

its wild that i see someone new say shit like this year after year

🔪 Elora Raven 🔪 @slut.fyi · 6h

The high likelihood is that it has nothing to do with you. This is a ridiculously cruel dynamic that requires so many of us to have to figure a lot out for ourselves. Don't trade your self-respect for anything. Don't consent to being treated as less-than (it doesn't mean you won't be treated...

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🔪 Elora Raven 🔪 @slut.fyi · 6h

🧵 i'll just say what i'm talking around. if you're a trans woman in early transition... and I don't care about your socioeconomic status, your profession, your demographics (with the acknowledgement that there are other marginalizations that can make this worse, you're 1) vulnerable and 2) ...

🔪 Elora Raven 🔪 @slut.fyi · 8h

the further I get from day 1 of my transition, the more understanding I gain of why trans women ghost the trans community. i had no idea at year 1-2. at year 2-3 I saw it and was salty. at year 4+ i started to get it but was like nahhhh couldn't be me. now? tick tock.

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Weird Al Jazeera @cyberstalin.bsky.social · 5h

thats actually wild what the hell

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Patortuguinha maluca louca doidinha biruta desvairada aluada @soueuapatortuga.bsky.social · 8h

Ele não tem uma roupinha normalmente? Porque o fuleco está NU no corredor?????? A esquerda está deixando o fuleco PELADO

Draude Chronicles @draude.bsky.social · 16h

Fuleco castrado

castração gratuita de animais no tatuquara

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Weird Al Jazeera @cyberstalin.bsky.social · 5h

everything still smells like him!!! i feel insane!!!

Weird Al Jazeera @cyberstalin.bsky.social · 5h

yeah its a little too mean to say theyre like BAD or whatever, just not a team i expect to win by five!