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Normally friendly fire amongst the opposition is merely beneficial, but today it's kind of hilarious too.

It's a terribly grim sort of hilarious, but I gotta line these pitch-black clouds with some sort of silver
woman walks into machismo bar
her: "i want your finest masculinity"
the barkeep: "sorry, we only have machismo"
her: "this is an outrage"
This is not how I expected nor wanted to be reminded of this particular aspect of digital culture.

ken why tho
When he finally gets thrown out, and the People's House is back in the hands of the people, we grind whatever garish mess he's cobbled together down.
Slowly.
Publicly.
All the way to the last stone.

And we rip the costs from his wretched corpus
In the meanwhile, since those ratfucks will still be with us on this here Earthly plane, we might settle for wringing their wretched necks a la Homer Simpson
The use of a Thompson configuration more frequently associated with 1920s gangsters (drum mag, ergonomic foregrip) instead of the later M1 variant (box mag, flat foregrip) is a thing of true poetry, there
I trust, then, that laughing at people who think these would qualify as RICO predicate acts is itself also not a RICO predicate act?
Look, Ken, you are definitely going to feel the missing...
*checks notes*
probably zero dollars of funding they provided the podcast
Also, the idea that it isn't a blatant end run around the Posse Comitatus Act is a joke.

In a better country, this would be grounds for prompt arrest of everyone involved in the chain of command (including the President, who would be violating the laws he swore to execute).

God I wanna live there
Fuckin' Kraut lookin' ass. American GI's ventilated the Nazis for less.

If that bitch Schmitt loves whitey-lookin' Eurocentrism so much, he can hop his bitch ass on the first flight over and see how well that plays in the mother country of his choosing
For the privileged few, everything.

For the rest, nothing
This isn't inclusive, mind. But it's the fun "highlight reel".

This thing is bad. REAL bad. But it's very likely to become law, because how is Dear Leader going to veto the bill he got to name?
It's a mess that can only really be described as obscene.
It punches massive holes in social safety net programs like Medicaid, SNAP, Medicare, and others.
It makes permanent substantial tax cuts for the upper quintile of taxpayers.
It massively spikes ICE funding, past other federal LEO branches
There's a list of people I would trust less than Trump to know a good scent.

But it's real damn short
The best example of how things can fall is jumping into 2 right after finishing 1.

It feels MARKEDLY worse
Dude found the rights in a goddamn dumpster outside Gearbox and is crowing like whatever low-budget trash he cobbles together out of it isn't going to just get memed to death at every opportunity
Y'know, I'm starting to think it might be
>boot up Look Outside post-update
>start day 2 alone because I'm stalling for Leigh
>first door encounter is corrupt Morton
>open the door because I figure I can take him
>get off one attack before being immediately 2-shot
what a roll, lemme tell ya
my mans speedrunning the transformation into a hideo kojima villain
It's the perfect encapsulation of the live-action remakes.
Zero soul, and missing the point entirely.

It's also horrifying and disgusting, but in a useful way
"Yo, that's not one of my lines. It goes pretty hard though"