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Kyle Tasch @cupofkyle.bsky.social · Jul 16

Hey, “I Know What You Did Last Summer.”

I know what you did last movie, and it wasn’t “entertain me.”

@filmwar.bsky.social #iknowwhatyoudidlastsummer #iknowwhatyoudid #movies #popcornclassics

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Kyle Tasch @cupofkyle.bsky.social · May 3

I don’t do uber chats anymore.

“Busy tonight?” “A little bit.” “Anyone ever puke in your car?”

Kyle Tasch @cupofkyle.bsky.social · Apr 25

If you dress like a delivery guy, you can pretty much walk around any apartment complex or hotel you want.

Kyle Tasch @cupofkyle.bsky.social · Apr 16

I want one of those jobs where you get paid to travel and make annoying videos.

Kyle Tasch @cupofkyle.bsky.social · Apr 14

I’ve been going around recommending a show I made up called “Reservoir.”

Kyle Tasch @cupofkyle.bsky.social · Apr 13

It’s 5:49 and I’m feelin’ fine!

Wait, no it’s not and no I’m not.

Kyle Tasch @cupofkyle.bsky.social · Apr 10

Don’t bother me, I’m watching Jim Carrey movies.

Kyle Tasch @cupofkyle.bsky.social · Apr 1

It’s funny to tell your friends obscure truths about you on April Fools’ Day. Because they will never believe you.

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Kyle Tasch @cupofkyle.bsky.social · Mar 30

“He lied to us through song! I HATE when people do that!”

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Kyle Tasch @cupofkyle.bsky.social · Mar 30

@filmwar.bsky.social did an SNL themed episode??

Who needs SNL!???????

FILMWAR! @filmwar.bsky.social · Mar 21

Better late than never - our new episode focusing on SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE movies and it's connection to cinema is available now. All games are SNL themed and all our contestants commit to never making you laugh, not once - just like the show!

#filmsky #tvsky #promosky #snl

FILMWAR! - 309 - FILMWAR NIGHT LIVE

YouTube video by FILMWAR!

youtu.be

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FILMWAR! @filmwar.bsky.social · Mar 21

Better late than never - our new episode focusing on SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE movies and it's connection to cinema is available now. All games are SNL themed and all our contestants commit to never making you laugh, not once - just like the show!

#filmsky #tvsky #promosky #snl

FILMWAR! - 309 - FILMWAR NIGHT LIVE

YouTube video by FILMWAR!

youtu.be

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Kyle Tasch @cupofkyle.bsky.social · Mar 23

Ever have a dream so good that when you wake up, you start clapping for your brain?

Kyle Tasch @cupofkyle.bsky.social · Mar 21

This will twack you out!

Kyle Tasch @cupofkyle.bsky.social · Mar 20

I like to ween off things. I’m a big weener.

Kyle Tasch @cupofkyle.bsky.social · Mar 17

Boy Meets World.

Ok then what?

Do they hit it off?

I want answers.

Kyle Tasch @cupofkyle.bsky.social · Mar 14

Movie rhymes with “groovy.”

Anyone do anything with that yet??

Kyle Tasch @cupofkyle.bsky.social · Mar 12

My favorite part of convenient cares is that you can just collapse right outside the building and usually they’ll take care of you.

Kyle Tasch @cupofkyle.bsky.social · Mar 11

How awesome is it that you’re not at Walgreens right now?!?

Kyle Tasch @cupofkyle.bsky.social · Mar 8

It’s Friday. What does it want, a medal or something?

Kyle Tasch @cupofkyle.bsky.social · Mar 7

I’ve never been more traumatized than when I was a kid who saw that Dumb & Dumber only had 2 stars in the local newspaper.

@filmwar.bsky.social #PTSD #movies #dumbanddumber #jimcarrey #peterfarrelly #jeffdaniels

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Kyle Tasch @cupofkyle.bsky.social · Mar 6

I don’t like the phrase, “that’s his bread and butter right there.”

Kyle Tasch @cupofkyle.bsky.social · Mar 6

I’m not a performer, ma’am.

I’m a clap farmer.

Kyle Tasch @cupofkyle.bsky.social · Mar 5

Movies are a great escape!!!!!! From this, our lives!!!! 😂😂😊😊

Kyle Tasch @cupofkyle.bsky.social · Mar 5

When will wrinkly clothes be in style?

Kyle Tasch @cupofkyle.bsky.social · Mar 4

One is a scary man-child. The other is Chucky or something.

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