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@cultisto.bsky.social

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I post pictures of pizza and talk about video games. I also have very very bad opinions on many subjects. Mainly i'm just here for the zipline.

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Your Friend Brian @cultisto.bsky.social · Nov 6

Time to start posting here and stop posting there.

Your Friend Brian @cultisto.bsky.social · 1d

My son just designed and is getting his own Xbox Design Lab controller before I do.

Such is life.

Xbox Wireless Controller

xboxdesignlab.xbox.com

Your Friend Brian @cultisto.bsky.social · 1d

Ninja Gaiden 4 - Not a very Ninja Gaiden game, but a VERY PlatinumGames game.

Bayonetta could just do a walk-on half way through a mission and there'd be no issue, like yeah, she would probably be here too.

Your Friend Brian @cultisto.bsky.social · 2d

Oh my there is new Imogen Heap music NEW IMOGEN HEAP.

Imogen Heap - I AM ___

YouTube video by Imogen Heap

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Your Friend Brian @cultisto.bsky.social · 3d

Calling it now, there's going to be god damned corporate logos on outside of the "Donald J. Trump / Meta - Presented By Oracle - Featuring Tim Apple Presidential Ballroom"

southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 3d

It’s evidently less of a regulatory hassle to destroy a third of the motherfuckin White House complex that dates back to FDR than it is to repoint the bricks on a historic brownstone in prospect park.

Katie Harbath @katieharbath.bsky.social · 3d

Picture of the East Wing demolition of the White House taken on my flight out of DCA.

Your Friend Brian @cultisto.bsky.social · 3d

According to the convention centre I was in today, this is…art?

Your Friend Brian @cultisto.bsky.social · 3d

Dan Trachtenberg would be directing a movie coming out this fall with a Cylon as the main character.

Your Friend Brian @cultisto.bsky.social · 4d

I’ve got plans but appreciate the unexpected offer!

Your Friend Brian @cultisto.bsky.social · 6d

Not making any artistic boasts here but I got my 12 and 15 year old terminally online kids to sit down for an hour and work together peacefully to make their own jack-o-lanterns and I'd consider that a parenting win.

Your Friend Brian @cultisto.bsky.social · 8d

I have been cast for Season 358 of Hell’s Kitchen. I feel my ability to cook everything except scallops, beef wellington and risotto will carry me far in this competition, and

Your Friend Brian @cultisto.bsky.social · 9d

Just saw the video of Mitch McConnell falling and my heart goes out to the flooring of the Russell basement having to be touched by his cursed undead hands.

Your Friend Brian @cultisto.bsky.social · 12d

Here's Mr. Rogers beating Julia Child to death with one of his puppets. One of the more well known sketches, but seeing Martin Short, John Candy, Rick Moranis and Eugene Levy all together so many years ago never gets old.

Your Friend Brian @cultisto.bsky.social · 12d

The John Candy documentary is a giant Canadian love letter and made me realize I’ve somehow never actually watched Stripes!

We’ve got a mini marathon of films planned in the very near future and I’m going to dig up as much SCTV as I can to see how much I remember from childhood.

Your Friend Brian @cultisto.bsky.social · 15d

I have reclaimed my Quest 3 from my son and after doing some reading I bought Thrill of the Fight.

Holy workout Batman.

Sparring with a few CPU opponents my arms are completely dead, much more effective workout than any of the apps begging you for a subscription so far.

Your Friend Brian @cultisto.bsky.social · 16d

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Your Friend Brian @cultisto.bsky.social · 16d

Hey @jamesgunn.bsky.social I don't think I noticed this until watching the #Peacemaker finale but I swear David Denman is talking during his intro dance, was he having to say the steps to himself or am I just seeing things?

Your Friend Brian @cultisto.bsky.social · 16d

Yup.

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 16d

Scalise: "If Nobel wants to restore what used to be a once dignified prize, they can restore their credibility by awarding President Trump the Nobel Peace Prize. He's earned it."

Your Friend Brian @cultisto.bsky.social · 16d

Ohhh it's going to be a very normal day today isn't it.

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Your Friend Brian @cultisto.bsky.social · 17d

"We're getting reports of highly localized seismic activity and - I'm getting a note now - it seems to be concentrated specifically around the burial site of former Senator John McCain?"

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17d

Thune: "The president would like to overhaul Obamacare and give people health insurance that is higher quality and more affordable."

Your Friend Brian @cultisto.bsky.social · 18d

As long as we can throw in some educational material for the older crowd.

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Your Friend Brian @cultisto.bsky.social · 18d

Look nobody expected a Jared Leto movie to be good his next role should probably be evicted houseguest #1 on Celebrity Big Brother. We got some great new NIN out of it so let’s take what we can get.

Your Friend Brian @cultisto.bsky.social · 20d

This literally popped up as I was typing from my 12 year old lololol.

Your Friend Brian @cultisto.bsky.social · 20d

It's almost like spending half the planet's GDP on a platform the typical user's use-case is "Make an anime video of Spider-Man kissing Thanos" was a bad idea.

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Your Friend Brian @cultisto.bsky.social · 21d

I know there was some controversy around Hogwart’s Legacy and yes Rowling is a ghoul but I met the cool trans barkeep who scared off some dudes and I’m not a ‘fan’ but they did a ridiculously good job building Hogwarts.

“I’m a hairy wizard!” - Dumbledorf.

Your Friend Brian @cultisto.bsky.social · 22d

We need to go back to the GamePro ratings system.

Your Friend Brian @cultisto.bsky.social · 23d

Adebayo’s hot. That’s the post. #Peacemaker