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EXEGESIS FREAK @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 12h

Me trying to be more social with my online friends: did you see this image of jfkjr eating shit from a butt

onion person @junlper.beer · 12h

everything rightwingers eat somehow looks like poop

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EXEGESIS FREAK @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 15h

Porn addiction isn't real, but I have discovered a legendary jewel that could change the world as we know it...

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EXEGESIS FREAK @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 15h

The president keeps talking about how he knows he is going to hell and the material pleasures of life are just a balm for a wound growing deeper by the day. Which could be good or bad. It's impossible to say.

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EXEGESIS FREAK @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 19h

Betting 10M$ on an illegal bare knuckle boxer named "Shoot Em In The Cock McCoy" and DEMANDING to see the ref when, shock of all shocks, he gets shot in the cock.

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EXEGESIS FREAK @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 19h

It's funny that cryptocurrency proudly advertises itself as an unregulated market where pump and dumps are considered polite practice, but every time the market dips more than 3% they come crying to regulators asking for an insider trading suit.

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EXEGESIS FREAK @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 1d

Zoharic commentaries: "Adam was actually too pious. He left eve unsatisfied and unhappy, and she thus chose to be seduced by the snake."

Also Zoharic commentaries: Menstruation is evil and every time it happens the Messiah is delayed by one day

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EXEGESIS FREAK @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 1d

The way kabbalistic (in this case, post Zohar pre luria) theology oscillates between interestingly female-centric interpretations of biblical mythology, and some of the most socially conservative theology I've ever seen is really funny.

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EXEGESIS FREAK @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 1d

God I would suck at being a Han dynasty consort. My wits dull as shit. I would get killed by the other consorts so fast it's embarrassing to think about.

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EXEGESIS FREAK @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 1d

Kiryu don't say that

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EXEGESIS FREAK @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 1d

Only then will God allow me to die

JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 2d

I Came to Creampie 25 of Japan's Unfaithful Housewives!

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EXEGESIS FREAK @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 19d

Greek Mystery rites, today on patreon

www.patreon.com/c/cryptotheism

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EXEGESIS FREAK @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 2d

WHAT DID I DO

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EXEGESIS FREAK @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 2d

They should try calling up all the generals to call them gay little fat boys who are too pussy to kill civilians again. Maybe it will work the second time.

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EXEGESIS FREAK @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 2d

People keep asking me if vampires can drink the blood of Christ: it depends if the priest was Catholic or Protestant. If that wine is transubstantiated, it kills the vampire. Protestant? Vampire gets drunk.

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EXEGESIS FREAK @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 2d

Either

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EXEGESIS FREAK @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 2d

Hey I'm having a ritual sword made soon. I already know what I want as an inscription. Do you all have any suggestions for other shit I could add to it?

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EXEGESIS FREAK @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 2d

Magic is almost always the result of one group trying to Other another group. However, they almost always write down that this decision was made, and the other group doesn't usually go away. This has long term consequences.