Crypticshock
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That place just does it right.
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Seth hands Bron the belt with the promise he gives it back when he returns from surgery. Brings in a new guy as backup for the Brons.

Seth comes back... Bron won't lay down. That brings instant feud.

Now it is just a double cross with no immediate feud because Seth has to leave.
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This coming Monday, Seth would start the show. Call out Bron. Tell him if he wants the title, come and get it. Referees from the back keep them separated. RaW GM comes out and makes the match.

The match is at the end. Belt rings. Seth lays down. Bron pins him. Celebrate like they fooled everyone.
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If the Vision had to end because Seth needs surgery on his shoulder, I would have done it differently. I would have taken a script from decades ago.

I would have Seth transfer the belt to Bron. Like how Andre handed his belt to Ted DeBiase. They'd would transfer the title like Degeneration-X.
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The #Habs core is decently priced. The Habs won't have to worry about signing the biggest piece until 2030, the next in 2031. With how the salary cap is climbing and climbing each year... the Habs will have room to fill a hole or two.
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THE NAKED PROTESTERS BRINGING WEAPONS OF ASS DESTRUCTION!!!
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Q: We've seen images out of Chicago of federal agents shooting faith leaders with pepper balls and arresting journalists. Where's the limit for you on what's acceptable conduct by federal agents?

MIKE JOHNSON: I've not seen them cross the line yet.
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When Seth went on and on about not needing anyone. Not needing Bron or Bronson. That he did it on his own. You just knew. The writing was on the wall. By golly no one expected that writing would end on the same show!
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Coming from a country that fire bombed cities that essentially removed its oxygen with 1800F temperatures and in the same country dropped the atomic bomb... winning a war like no one has even won a war before leaves us all dead.
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Trump: "We're not gonna go into a war. But if we do, we're going to win that war like nobody has ever won a war before. We will not be politically correct."
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Re-landing rockets for reuse was first achieved just over 10 years ago, on their 20th try (December, 2015). In 2005 SpaceX released their plans to do so. So recapturing them on a platform where two arms would hold them wouldn't be that much of a stretch of the imagination in 2015.
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I'd hate to see the price tag for any mineral mined on the Moon and sent to Earth to get refined. If you think transportation costs here on Earth was crazy... have fun running those margins to make the refinery any profits.
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Sean Duffy: "If we go to the south pole of the moon, we can set up a base. We want to put up fission power. We think we can have longterm stays on the south pole of the moon."
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Michael Hage this season in four games for the Michigan Wolverines 🔥

- 4 goals
- 5 assists
- 9 points
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#Habs vs #Hawks.

Albertan cleanly rocks some Michigan dude in the middle of the ice. A Finnish guy was looking to dust it up, but stepped aside for a Quebec boy.

Then a Russian and Canadian get in a little dust up.

Chicago crowd "USA! USA! USA!"

That is why the world is tired of America.
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What is “The Great Wonderful Wrongful Termination Lawsuits of 2025”.
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Q: How many layoffs have you authorized?

TRUMP: It'll be a lot. And it'll be Democrat-oriented.
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I was ten years old when Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada trialed double daylight savings. I was ten. I am now fourty-seven. I still have memories of trying to go to sleep with sunlight near 11 AM.

I will get a slingshot and shoot that thing down! Don’t test me!
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Watching Billionaires Bunker…

…at first I was wondering who the F wrote this. This does not make sense. Nor does that. Or that. Why the hell does Canada get erased first. This doesn’t make sense…

…then it hits.

…then it makes sense.
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Now dumb people are going to make it out as something bad, the goverment trying to squeeze every penny. The benefit I am getting is from the province and is $4800 if you qualify for the entire amount. Plus it is free - I generally pay ~$90 to get mine filed.
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I had no idea a provincial benefit came out this year. I file my taxes so when it started, I got it. It is for low earners + disability. I can see people making the bare minimum not filing their taxes. The first like 17-18k are 0% tax bracket.
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How frustrating was tonight's game?

I felt sadness for Chicago when the #Habs scored with 15s left in the game. Chicago's penalty killers deserved a point.

#GoHabsGo
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I have way less hair than I started with... never want to hear the word powerplay ever again!
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...wow...

WOW...

Chicago didn't deserve the points with their undisciplined play... and the #Habs get possibly the game winner with 15.7s left.

I'd expect a lot of powerplay drills for the Habs this week...
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I waited all Summer to go through this shit... again.

Have 10 powerplays. Cannot do anything 5on5. Tied 2-2 in the last portion of the game. Start taking dumb penalties...

Welcome back, #Habs hockey. May your team make you feel awful every game night.