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ryan seekrest @crocshudson.bsky.social · Mar 31

My name is Dylan Larkin and I have a Hockey Butt.

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ryan seekrest @crocshudson.bsky.social · 5h

“Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Whore Ratio: A fellow of infinite jest.”

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ryan seekrest @crocshudson.bsky.social · 5h

I posted this and time did run out but I
I came back and the app crashed

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ryan seekrest @crocshudson.bsky.social · 6h

New Sudan Archives album this Friday 😍

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ryan seekrest @crocshudson.bsky.social · 7h

The caress of a cold caffeinated beverage coursing through my veins

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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 1d

One Battle After Another more like One Good Movie Scene After Another

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ryan seekrest @crocshudson.bsky.social · 8h

well that’s a relief

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ryan seekrest @crocshudson.bsky.social · 8h

The first sip of cold brew greeting my tired ass

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Brady @bradytbh.bsky.social · 9h

The Wicked Witch of the West finding her sister under a house

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ryan seekrest @crocshudson.bsky.social · 9h

“The hardest core”

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ryan seekrest @crocshudson.bsky.social · 9h

gm

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ryan seekrest @crocshudson.bsky.social · 21h

Correct 🙂‍↕️

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ryan seekrest @crocshudson.bsky.social · 1d

Oh no my Google Gemini wife found me sexting my ChatGPT boyfriend 😥😥 now I’ve really done it 😰

The Verge @theverge.com · 1d

Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults

ChatGPT is about to get flirty.

buff.ly

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ryan seekrest @crocshudson.bsky.social · 1d

It’s all making sense now

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ryan seekrest @crocshudson.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t speak German, but I can if you like

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ryan seekrest @crocshudson.bsky.social · 1d

Lead? In protein powder?

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☠️deadward niedermurder☠️ @niedermeyer.online · 1d

rest in peace, it's a good day to listen to the mournfully sexy sounds of the D'Angelo-Radiohead mashup album

music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

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ryan seekrest @crocshudson.bsky.social · 1d

Damn. RIP D’Angelo. Sugah Daddy is one of my favorite songs of all time.

Sugah Daddy by D’Angelo and The Vanguard on Apple Music

Song · 2014 · Duration 5:02

music.apple.com

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ryan seekrest @crocshudson.bsky.social · 1d

a woman in a dress is applauding while standing in front of a crowd of people in tuxedos .

ALT: a woman in a dress is applauding while standing in front of a crowd of people in tuxedos .

media.tenor.com

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ryan seekrest @crocshudson.bsky.social · 1d

Scotus said Alex Jones sashay away

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ryan seekrest @crocshudson.bsky.social · 1d

God forbid men have hobbies

404 Media @404media.co · 1d

A man who works for the people overseeing America’s nuclear stockpile has lost his security clearance after he uploaded 187,000 pornographic images to a Department of Energy (DOE) network

🔗 www.404media.co/man-stores-a...

Man Stores AI-Generated Robot Porn on His Government Computer, Loses Access to Nuclear Secrets

A man who works for the people overseeing America’s nuclear stockpile has lost his security clearance after he uploaded 187,000 pornographic images to a Department of Energy (DOE) network.

www.404media.co

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ryan seekrest @crocshudson.bsky.social · 1d

Good morning

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ryan seekrest @crocshudson.bsky.social · 1d

Gonna tell my kids this was The Beatles

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ryan seekrest @crocshudson.bsky.social · 2d

Almost thought this was another pic of Clairo and Troye

Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 2d

🚨Dan and Phil confirm they’ve been in a relationship for almost 16 years.

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ryan seekrest @crocshudson.bsky.social · 2d

Been feeling like this lately

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