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king crissle

king crissle

@crissle.com

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MSEd. dog mom.

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king crissle @crissle.com · 15h

👀 let me go look this up

king crissle @crissle.com · 7d

tomato, lettuce, hard shells, sour cream 💀

king crissle @crissle.com · Sep 28

💀

king crissle @crissle.com · Sep 28

Are you calling A’ja Pebble 💀💀💀

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Big Girl Slay @biggirlslay.bsky.social · Sep 25

Crissle, are you gonna apologize?!

@crissle.com :

king crissle @crissle.com · Sep 19

lmfaoooo let me go press play

king crissle @crissle.com · Sep 7

Love when both games I'm watching go to halftime at the same time.

king crissle @crissle.com · Sep 7

Could you share or publish the direct quote that inspired this line: "The forward believes there are only two guarantees on the 2026 Sky roster — herself and Cardoso"? There's a lot of debate over whether that was said explicitly or was an interpretation from the reporter.

king crissle @crissle.com · Sep 5

NONE!

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · Sep 5

What a profoundly stupid way to start the NFL season

king crissle @crissle.com · Sep 5

i cannot believe that nigga spit on dak in first six fucking seconds of this game

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Papi Halliwell @al-weighs.bsky.social · Aug 8

“If you don’t trust men, why are you dating?”

@crissle.com whacked thousands with that one. 🤭😅

king crissle @crissle.com · Jul 18

That’s what I was thinking like where is the security in all this? SMH.

king crissle @crissle.com · Jul 18

I ain’t been to the galleria in years but no I did not know that! Mind blown.

king crissle @crissle.com · Jul 18

So for real nowhere is safe. That… smh. Not even NYC is that bad.

king crissle @crissle.com · Jul 18

So everybody just knows your car might be broken into no matter where you park and it’s just whatever? Y’all wild for real.

king crissle @crissle.com · Jul 18

This is unhinged 💀💀💀 and yall have just accepted it sksksksks

king crissle @crissle.com · Jul 18

No that’s really insane 😭 like where do yall park then??

All Up In Your YaYa @iben-jam-in.bsky.social · Jul 17

lol at @crissle.com being genuinely shocked cars get broken into while parked in the garage!

Welcome to Atlanta!

😅🫠🙂‍↔️

king crissle @crissle.com · Jul 12

excuse THE FUCK outta me????

kelliieee.bsky.social @kelliieee.bsky.social · Jul 12

i cannot wait until @crissle.com finds out that drake covered his lebron tattoo with shai 😭😭😭😭

king crissle @crissle.com · Jul 11

oh work!

king crissle @crissle.com · May 30

LITERALLY!

king crissle @crissle.com · May 19

😂😂 I’m glad you approve!

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Zora Neale Hurtin’ 📚🔮🎤 @alexaesperanzaa.bsky.social · May 11

I’ll Never get tired of @crissle.com episodes of Drunk History 😭😭😭

FeMaiden 👩🏻‍🔬🧪🥽💉 @fe-maiden.bsky.social · May 10

I miss Drunk History so much.

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Supernova Momma @supernovaparenting.org · May 12

Riley demanded I turn off @thisistheread.com cause @crissle.com was cussing someone ass off “Using unkind words”.
1) you was supposed to have on your headphones playing your switch
2) mins yo business

king crissle @crissle.com · May 12

Lmfaoooo she got you together!