Khlav Kalash
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Khlav Kalash
@crabjuicer.bsky.social
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A combination of a pathetic Democratic Party, smooth brained Republicans and the equally pathetic New York Jets brought me here.
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Never. Drive his misery to the center of the earth
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thirty five million fucking dollars
Today, the people beat dirty money
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no reason not to primary chuck schumer now
His political sign is the laziest shit ever. It looks like something slapped together last minute for a few campaign scenes in a terrible hallmark movie.
I feel like a lot of blue lives matter boomers on Long Island don’t really know who Zohran is yet and when they find out they are going to go completely beserk lol
A lot of Brian Wilson reflecting, but I keep coming back to Lucky Old Sun. Listened to that in college when it came out, didn’t appreciate it as much as I should. Hard to be in a bad mood after listening
Fox might run a full segment on every transgender athlete in the country this week. They might find all 20 of them
This is all brought to you by the same people who wanted to see Hillary executed for having a private email server
The NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISER added the EDITOR OF THE ATLANTIC to a PRINCIPALS COMMITTEE TEXT CHAIN set up for the DEFENSE SECRETARY about PLANNED MILITARY STRIKES.

Here's a thread of involved parties talking about the need for secure communications (when Dems are involved):
Nick Castellanos is a great MLB player, and that man could cure several diseases but THAT will still be the first thing I ever think about when I hear his name
Doing my ncaaa tournament research, Mike Francesa reminded everyone his podcast that 8/9 games are usually pretty close. Keep this in mind.
Might have seen Gladiator 200x but some of those colosseum scenes are still the most balling shit ever.
Caddyshack is a story about Ted Knight slowly but surely losing his fucking mind
Caddyshack is on IFC and Ted Knight is the engine of this whole thing
Chappell Roan just came out with a whole ass country song and it rocks. A sentence 2021 me would be very confused by. Hell, 2024 me wouldn’t know wtf I was talking about
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Turns out that it was even bleaker than this. She died about 3 weeks ago
If you really wanna get bleak. His wife dies like a week or so ago, Hackman is too frail to do anything, he and the dog starve to death and die later
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If the Democrats were able to convey any messages last night, they began with "what the hell are we even doing here" and ended with "nothing."
Ping-Pong Paddles to a Gun Fight - Truthdig
The Democrats had a chance to do something bold last night. Almost all of them blew it.
www.truthdig.com
Honestly, not even sure, but parading around with signs and shouting randomly just seems like big loser-dork behavior
If you really wanna get bleak. His wife dies like a week or so ago, Hackman is too frail to do anything, he and the dog starve to death and die later
So millennial men are the only cohort with a net negative view of Trump?
Once again, I find myself watching Stanley tucci’s finding Italy, questioning every decision I’ve ever made in my life.
Just a big 3rd amendment guy.
Didn’t realize “attend team practice and stop saying weirdo shit” was such a line in the sand
Holy shit Excalibur 1981 is incredible. Sometimes the tiktok algorithm serves the good stuff.
I think he’s going to really fundamentally break the govt with all this shit and it will express itself in a way we can’t really anticipate yet. But a plane seems to be falling out of the sky every other day