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Khlav Kalash @crabjuicer.bsky.social · 29d

Never. Drive his misery to the center of the earth

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · Jun 25

thirty five million fucking dollars

Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · Jun 25

Today, the people beat dirty money

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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · Jun 25

no reason not to primary chuck schumer now

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Khlav Kalash @crabjuicer.bsky.social · Jun 25

His political sign is the laziest shit ever. It looks like something slapped together last minute for a few campaign scenes in a terrible hallmark movie.

Khlav Kalash @crabjuicer.bsky.social · Jun 25

I feel like a lot of blue lives matter boomers on Long Island don’t really know who Zohran is yet and when they find out they are going to go completely beserk lol

Khlav Kalash @crabjuicer.bsky.social · Jun 13

A lot of Brian Wilson reflecting, but I keep coming back to Lucky Old Sun. Listened to that in college when it came out, didn’t appreciate it as much as I should. Hard to be in a bad mood after listening

Khlav Kalash @crabjuicer.bsky.social · Apr 7

Fox might run a full segment on every transgender athlete in the country this week. They might find all 20 of them

Khlav Kalash @crabjuicer.bsky.social · Mar 24

This is all brought to you by the same people who wanted to see Hillary executed for having a private email server

Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · Mar 24

The NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISER added the EDITOR OF THE ATLANTIC to a PRINCIPALS COMMITTEE TEXT CHAIN set up for the DEFENSE SECRETARY about PLANNED MILITARY STRIKES.

Here's a thread of involved parties talking about the need for secure communications (when Dems are involved):

Khlav Kalash @crabjuicer.bsky.social · Mar 22

Nick Castellanos is a great MLB player, and that man could cure several diseases but THAT will still be the first thing I ever think about when I hear his name

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Khlav Kalash @crabjuicer.bsky.social · Mar 19

Doing my ncaaa tournament research, Mike Francesa reminded everyone his podcast that 8/9 games are usually pretty close. Keep this in mind.

Khlav Kalash @crabjuicer.bsky.social · Mar 15

Might have seen Gladiator 200x but some of those colosseum scenes are still the most balling shit ever.

Khlav Kalash @crabjuicer.bsky.social · Mar 15

Caddyshack is a story about Ted Knight slowly but surely losing his fucking mind

BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · Mar 15

Caddyshack is on IFC and Ted Knight is the engine of this whole thing

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Khlav Kalash @crabjuicer.bsky.social · Mar 14

Chappell Roan just came out with a whole ass country song and it rocks. A sentence 2021 me would be very confused by. Hell, 2024 me wouldn’t know wtf I was talking about

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · Mar 13

my commute

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Khlav Kalash @crabjuicer.bsky.social · Mar 7

Turns out that it was even bleaker than this. She died about 3 weeks ago

Khlav Kalash @crabjuicer.bsky.social · Feb 27

If you really wanna get bleak. His wife dies like a week or so ago, Hackman is too frail to do anything, he and the dog starve to death and die later

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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · Mar 5

If the Democrats were able to convey any messages last night, they began with "what the hell are we even doing here" and ended with "nothing."

Ping-Pong Paddles to a Gun Fight - Truthdig

The Democrats had a chance to do something bold last night. Almost all of them blew it.

www.truthdig.com

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Khlav Kalash @crabjuicer.bsky.social · Mar 5

Honestly, not even sure, but parading around with signs and shouting randomly just seems like big loser-dork behavior

Khlav Kalash @crabjuicer.bsky.social · Mar 2

How many piss tapes are there?

The New York Times @nytimes.com · Mar 2

Breaking News: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth ordered the Pentagon to halt offensive cyberoperations against Russia, officials said.

Hegseth Orders Pentagon to Stop Offensive Cyberoperations Against Russia

The defense secretary’s instructions, which were given before President Trump’s blowup with the Ukrainian president, are apparently part of an effort to draw Russia into talks on the war.

nyti.ms

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Khlav Kalash @crabjuicer.bsky.social · Feb 27

If you really wanna get bleak. His wife dies like a week or so ago, Hackman is too frail to do anything, he and the dog starve to death and die later

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Khlav Kalash @crabjuicer.bsky.social · Feb 21

So millennial men are the only cohort with a net negative view of Trump?

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Khlav Kalash @crabjuicer.bsky.social · Feb 17

Once again, I find myself watching Stanley tucci’s finding Italy, questioning every decision I’ve ever made in my life.

Khlav Kalash @crabjuicer.bsky.social · Feb 11

Just a big 3rd amendment guy.

Khlav Kalash @crabjuicer.bsky.social · Feb 11

Didn’t realize “attend team practice and stop saying weirdo shit” was such a line in the sand

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Khlav Kalash @crabjuicer.bsky.social · Feb 7

Holy shit Excalibur 1981 is incredible. Sometimes the tiktok algorithm serves the good stuff.

Khlav Kalash @crabjuicer.bsky.social · Feb 6

I think he’s going to really fundamentally break the govt with all this shit and it will express itself in a way we can’t really anticipate yet. But a plane seems to be falling out of the sky every other day