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cr1sp_sandw1ch
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@cr1sp_sandw1ch on the ex-bird site Hmmm. In my defence I was probably drunk. Software Developer Yorkshire, UK
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If I had £1 for every time that’s happened to me I wouldn’t have to worry about working!
Get the “police aware” tape ready…
In the UK we have so many of them in parliament that it’s like Fraggle Rock.
Asked to leave for suckling at the condiment dispenser teat?
When sinkholes get indigestion…
We had this in the UK in the 1980s - mandatory salmonella vaccinations for poultry were introduced (despite much gnashing of teeth), and it isn’t really a problem anymore.
I’m not keen on this future I’ve ended up in.
Pandering to what’s left of their base: old racist white people.
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Maybe seen lots of reposts of yours from their existing followers?
Unreasonably accurate as a predictor!
They are trying to persuade themselves that they’re still the “good guys™️”.

How dare you use facts to argue with them!
Bonus points for the bubble imagery!
Did Jesus not say “minorities? Fuck ‘em?”

You’d certainly think he did given the behaviour of some of his “followers”.
“and then my trousers accidentally fell off.”
Moral of the story: making a PR nightmare for the council works.
Is that a censored topless robot or a screen? 🤔
Not until the self driving ambulance turns up anyway.
It’s gives you temperature feedback on the state of AWS.
That could be done by Bluetooth without requiring AWS though…
Wash or burn the sheets is the traditional response to a bricked bed.
Wait until your toilet gets enshittified 😬