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Cousin Nu’Daq

Cousin Nu’Daq

@cousinnudaq.bsky.social

810 followers 280 following 1.5K posts

Incompetent top‘a. Eat. Drink. Fight. Coach Gowron’s cuz. B’aht Qul challenge? Hold my warnog. Ketha Lowlands Community College alumnus. Probably +18 NSFW.

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Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · Nov 12

I see I’ve got a BUNCH of new followers here on Flapper.

Welcome! If you’ve come looking for sage wisdom and exotic spices to numb the deepest parts of your cavities, then you’ve come to the right cousin!

Also, if any of you are here to see if I have your compost bin — the answer is I do not.

Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 36m

TFU Inc. will ONLY DIE when I take my last MOIST BREATH.

Also do you know anyone who wants to buy 2,500 vanity license plates?

Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 8h

Is that different than Thunderous Feline Undercarriages Incorporated?

Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 18h

Covering doodies eh?

Y’all
Got any of that wood chipped cat litter?

Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 18h

I will go get my collection of 1990s modems and fire them up.

The 59 of them I have should do the trick.

Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 1d

Oh fuck FUCK.

DUDE STAY KUT KF THE BOTTOM OF THE WIFFEBALL BASKET!!!!

Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah the whole dang block smelled weird afterward.

Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 1d

MY PICNIC TUB!!!!

Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 2d

Six months probation.

I wasn’t even allowed to fart in Cuz’s yard.

Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 2d

Okay. Okaaaaay … but what abouuuuuuut … what if I ask to slip into their alcove??

Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 3d

Does anyone have one of those old Borg Inspector shirts I can borrow?

Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 5d

I’M A BROKEN MAN ON A HALIGONIAN PEER, THE LAST OF GOWRON’S PUPETEERS!!!!

Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 6d

I WAS TOLD WE WOULD CRUISE THE SEASON FOR DELICIOUS TERRAN GOLD!!

Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 7d

OH THE YEAR WAS 1778!

Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 7d

THEY TOLD ME TO RUB THEM THERE.

Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 7d

I KEEP TELLING YOU — those houses were already on fire when we got there.

Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 7d

Those guys ban EVERYTHING fun.

You know that I can’t even get root beer flavoured THC lubricant anymore?!

Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 7d

It’s the ones with the trapdoor in em too.

Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 8d

I …. —

… guys, should I heart that??

Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 8d

I tried to pay him in back hair, WHICH HAS MARKET VALUE!, but for some reason he didn’t want it. 🤷‍♂️

Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 8d

WHY ARE THERE TINY TIM CRUTCHES ON THE WALL??!’nb

Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 8d

JUST LIKE ROY ORBITSON AND THE TRAVELLING WILDERBERRIES!!!

Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 8d

I can handle that bone.

Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 9d

HOLY FUCK HOT PIZZA BURNS THE CROTCH IN UNIMAGINABLE WAYS!!!

🔥🔥🔥🍕🍕🍕🍆🍆🍆🔥🔥🔥🤪

Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 9d

Yaaaaaaaas gurrrrl!!!!

RELEASE THE BONEMOBILE!!!

WHERE ARE MY FLUFFY PINK DICE?!!!

Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 9d

If you don’t have something vibrating inside of you, you’re missing out.