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Ahhhhh….. If you know me from school,,, no you don’t. I draw fem beefleaf and other things. 🔞 sometimes….

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count fagcula @countfagculaa.bsky.social · 15d

Hello!! I’m Countfagcula! I draw sometimes when I’m free. I don’t do commissions, but I may do requests if I feel I can handle it. I’m still pretty new to posting my art online so please bear with me

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count fagcula @countfagculaa.bsky.social · 1d

Oh yeah, this was earlier this year, I had to change my ao3 username because the irls found it :( but! I like my current username now hehe

count fagcula @countfagculaa.bsky.social · 1d

Went to a concert, kinda boring, beefleaf sounds better #beefleaf #hexuan #shiqingxuan can you guys guess what fic this was?

count fagcula @countfagculaa.bsky.social · 2d

Sea monster he xuan is sooooo hot like heheh yes, your scales are so hot and so are your gills, hahah I’m thirsty for a tall glass of black water

count fagcula @countfagculaa.bsky.social · 2d

Does anyone have tips on drawing sea monsters… I need to draw sea monster he xuan #beefleaf

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Captain Vobla 🎣 @nicht-vobla.bsky.social · May 15

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#myart | #tgcf | #beefleaf | #ShiQingxuan | #HeXuan

another repost of old mer!AU for #mermay
originally drawn for MonsterfuckingMonth 2021

ocean horror Blackwater my beloved...

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count fagcula @countfagculaa.bsky.social · 3d

Okay so I can go to war at this age but I can’t drink myself asleep and draw fem beefleaf smuts ??? What?? Okay.. #ilovewomen #beefleaf

count fagcula @countfagculaa.bsky.social · 4d

In TGCF terms, Dan and Phill announcing they are together for 16 years is like if Feng Xin and Mu Qing said they were fucking for 800 years #fengqing #danphil #phan #tgcf

count fagcula @countfagculaa.bsky.social · 4d

“Qingxuan with a strap” immediate bookmark, immediate reading, immediate kudos. I don’t care if I’m reading on company time. #beefleaf #shiqingxuan #hexuan

count fagcula @countfagculaa.bsky.social · 6d

I’m sorry for being a pervert

count fagcula @countfagculaa.bsky.social · 7d

YESSSSSSS YESSS YESSS YESSSS HEHEHEH yesss 😜

трахус @kavobin.bsky.social · 8d

Day 6: xenophilia 🐟

#beefleafweek2025 #beefleaf

count fagcula @countfagculaa.bsky.social · 8d

I love my girls 🖤 in my head they have three cats (the bone dragons) and live in a cottage by the sea 🤞🏼🤞🏼

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count fagcula @countfagculaa.bsky.social · 8d

Wait nvm I looked at the rules and they say I can post after!!! Yay. It’s for sun and moon

count fagcula @countfagculaa.bsky.social · 8d

This was supposed to be for bflf week, but idk if I will finish 🫠 I got a party to go tomorrow sooooo…. That will be my first
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count fagcula @countfagculaa.bsky.social · 8d

Thank you ❤️

count fagcula @countfagculaa.bsky.social · 8d

This was supposed to be for bflf week, but idk if I will finish 🫠 I got a party to go tomorrow sooooo…. That will be my first
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count fagcula @countfagculaa.bsky.social · 8d

PTV and MCR on the same night is CRAZZZYYYY!?!!!? I envy anyone who got tickets

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count fagcula @countfagculaa.bsky.social · 8d

AHHH this is so good!!! Hehe yesss get evil with it muhahah

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Lindsay @camillahect.bsky.social · 8d

beefleaf week “blindfold” prompt had me like:

what if i got. a little evil with it.

Version 1: a drawing of ming yi holding a blindfolded shi qingxuan by the waist from behind, both figures naked. ming yi’s free arm holds shi qingxuan’s hand up and out to the side. the inset panel overlays he xuan’s sneering face where ming yi’s should be, and shi qingxuan’s expression is distraught.

Version 2: a drawing of he xuan holding a blindfolded shi qingxuan by the waist from behind, both figures naked. he xuan’s free arm holds shi qingxuan’s hand up and out to the side. the inset panel overlays ming yi’s face, kissing shi qingxuan’s cheek, where he xuan’s should be, and shi qingxuan’s expression is softly happy.

Version 3: a drawing of ming yi holding a blindfolded shi qingxuan by the waist from behind, both figures naked. ming yi’s free arm holds shi qingxuan’s hand up and out to the side. he kisses shi qingxuan’s cheek, and her expression is softly happy.

Version 4: a drawing of he xuan holding a blindfolded shi qingxuan by the waist from behind, both figures naked. he xuan’s free arm holds shi qingxuan’s hand up and out to the side. his sneering face leers beside hers, and shi qingxuan’s expression is distraught.

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count fagcula @countfagculaa.bsky.social · 8d

Bye, it took my virgin ass a whole week to realize that “prelude” in beefleaf week meant foreplay. Straight up confused for the entire week until it clicked in my head….

count fagcula @countfagculaa.bsky.social · 9d

I was invited to a college Halloween party, if this isn’t anything like how they are in fanfics I’m going to be disappointed

count fagcula @countfagculaa.bsky.social · 9d

Also to add to this, I’m currently a first year college student so if I leave for months, just know college is kicking my butt and I’m losing :(

count fagcula @countfagculaa.bsky.social · 9d

Ahhh thank you! :D

count fagcula @countfagculaa.bsky.social · 9d

MONSTER HE XUAN YESSS YESSS . I’m going to read this on COMPANY TIME

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count fagcula @countfagculaa.bsky.social · 9d

Drawing 🔞 beefleaf and my parents almost saw hexuan and shi qingxuan having a scissor war … I’m locking my bedroom door now

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Dread Vampirate Red | COMMISSIONS OPEN @redlikerozez.bsky.social · 9d

🍖🍃 We Have a Past to Bury🍃🍖

💚CHAPTER 3 is up!!🖤

Things heating up as sqx and hx meet face to face.... yikes.... what's that in he xuan's hand???

Link 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/720342...

@fandom-beefleaf.bsky.social #beefleafweek2025 #beefleaf #shiqingxuan #hexuan #shuangxuan #双玄

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count fagcula @countfagculaa.bsky.social · 10d

Beefleaf vampire AU but with this scene in Carmilla… heheh