Corvimae
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my mom did this to me when I was a kid but it was appendicitis. very epic 😎
i think @shredberg.bsky.social misspoke up and didn't mean to hurt me like this.... surely...
finished romance of the three kingdoms and now im melancholic about things that happened 1800 years ago :(
any% lol there’s too many of these for me to even consider 100%
Anything not on the list has not yet been played (other than FFX, which I'm part way through)
to be clear even the worst game on this list is Pretty Fun
still working through it, about 30 hours in atm
that’s funny actually cuz despite being a bozja enjoyer I think it’s plot is quite bad, mainly on account of how both sides-y it ends up being
THE LIST IS UPDATED

almost put FFT 2nd, but some of the balance issues drop it a tick for me. still difficult for me to put stuff above XIV because of just how much nostalgia i have for ARR.

it's absolutely the most consistently quality story in the series so far, though, other than maaaybe shb.
OFFICIAL RANKING OF FINAL FANTASY list

in order: V, XIV, Tactics, IX, III, IV, VI, I, II.
did she finally release the mastered version of straight sex at the gay pride parade on this one
so that one fight in chapter 3 really is that hard huh
we interrupt this very slow playthrough of ffx with a special news bulletin:

final fantasy tactics good
i am still slowly playing through ffx, here are my thoughts at the middle (?) of the game:
- despite having fun whenever i play it, i am not as hyperfocused on this as i was for ff9.
- i totally get how you would play this in 2001 and go 'this is the greatest videogame of all time'
court I have bad news about when riichi mahjong came out
we interrupt this very slow playthrough of ffx with a special news bulletin:

final fantasy tactics good
i am still slowly playing through ffx, here are my thoughts at the middle (?) of the game:
- despite having fun whenever i play it, i am not as hyperfocused on this as i was for ff9.
- i totally get how you would play this in 2001 and go 'this is the greatest videogame of all time'
it does very much annoy me how many times this game is like 'all we can do is wait' and then you talk to everyone around you and they go 'stop being an adhd nightmare tidus and sit still' and then it turns out you actually do need to move to a cutscene trigger???
hey wait is romance of the three kingdoms technically rpf
rip mi heng you would've loved reddit
i do really like how every chapter ends like "Would Cao Cao fall, or escape with his life? Read on." and then the next chapter is named

Cao Cao Doesn't Fall And Escapes With His Life
Liu Xuande Does A Cool Trick With His Sword
in order to better improve my posting i have started reading Romance of the Three Kingdoms and so far what i have learned is that history sure has a lot of guys in it
It’s been more “seeing a name and going wait, is that the shitty warlord that lost the battle two chapters ago or the shitty warlord that lost the battle twelve chapters ago” and then paging back a bunch
i do really like how every chapter ends like "Would Cao Cao fall, or escape with his life? Read on." and then the next chapter is named

Cao Cao Doesn't Fall And Escapes With His Life
Liu Xuande Does A Cool Trick With His Sword
in order to better improve my posting i have started reading Romance of the Three Kingdoms and so far what i have learned is that history sure has a lot of guys in it
i was in fact getting bagels this morning :O
not quite silent but not loud either, kind of like an asmr thing i guess hill
how come they never made a loud hill
that's me! I'm May are here!!!! come watch!!
your words are generous, but i cannot accept this honor; indeed, many before me have already joined these two worlds. i merely walk in their shadow, and thus i must insist you direct your praise elsewhere
in order to better improve my posting i have started reading Romance of the Three Kingdoms and so far what i have learned is that history sure has a lot of guys in it