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fell in love with the very bug i was hired to kill

@corvidmecha.bsky.social

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🔞corvid/machine • he/it 25 • transgay nsfw artist • prosh!ppers are not welcome here & i block vigilantly. no minors/ageless allowed either. same @ on twt!🔞

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fell in love with the very bug i was hired to kill @corvidmecha.bsky.social · May 1

after a year and a half it’s time for a new pinned/c0mms post! dm for inquiries ❤️

🔗 corvidmecha.straw.page 🔗
🔗 neospring.org/@corvidmecha... 🔗

⚠️PR0SHIPPERS AND UNDERAGE/AGELESS ACCOUNTS WILL BE BLOCKED⚠️

Corvid Mecha’s commissions! Lineart or flat colors, half-body or full-body, and solo/pinup or couple. Three or more characters can be requested, but will be more expensive.

Prices listing. Half body commissions go from the top of the head down to the mid-thigh, and the prices are as follows. A line art solo picture is twenty dollars. A line art couple picture is forty five dollars. A solo picture with colors is thirty five dollars. A couple picture is sixty dollars.

Full body commissions go from the top of the head to the bottom of the feet, and the prices are as follows. A line art solo picture is thirty five dollars. A line art couple picture is sixty dollars. A solo picture with colors is fifty dollars. A couple picture with color is seventy five dollars.

What I will and won’t do. The lists are not fully comprehensive, but I did not leave anything out of my “won’ts” that I would be offended to be asked about.

Will do: original characters, fan art, self-inserts, furries, simple mecha or robots, blood, not safe for work or safe for work content, most kinks (but ask first).

Won’t do: backgrounds, complex mecha or robots, alternate universes (unless it is simple in concept or you are its creator), gore or scat, real people that aren’t you, pedophilic, incestuous, rape, zoophilic, raceplay, or otherwise hateful or morally deplorable content.

Now here is a list of my basic rules. I do not work on strict deadlines, or accept payment until you have approved of a rough sketch. You can ask me for a progress update at any time. Do not post commissions you get from me on websites I am not present on without first getting my explicit permission. NEVER remove my signature or use commissions you get from me for commercial use. I retain the right to refuse any commission at my discretion.

A few examples of my style, picked from various pieces I have done within the last year at the time of posting. Payment methods I currently accept are PayPal or Venmo.

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fell in love with the very bug i was hired to kill @corvidmecha.bsky.social · 23h

this is the kind of thing that i wish i wasn't too embarrassed to include in my art bc its so hot + he would say that

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fell in love with the very bug i was hired to kill @corvidmecha.bsky.social · 2d

anyway that's me being angry for today. im going to draw fat people being fucked and loved forever and ever

fell in love with the very bug i was hired to kill @corvidmecha.bsky.social · 2d

it's sooooooo fucking obvious that people think unkempt fat people are all creeps and groomers and then turn around and don't give a fuck when some """hot""" white dude actually grooms/sexually harasses someone.

fell in love with the very bug i was hired to kill @corvidmecha.bsky.social · 2d

literally the only time these depictions made to make fun of immoral beliefs are skinny is when the "joke" is ableism and/or racism. and there are plenty of those where it's also fatphobic!

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fell in love with the very bug i was hired to kill @corvidmecha.bsky.social · 2d

i know why. blatant fatphobia is making a "comeback" but it has always been obvious that people see fatness as inherently immoral this is why whenever someone skinny/conventionally hot does some evil shit no one fucking cares

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fell in love with the very bug i was hired to kill @corvidmecha.bsky.social · 2d

why is every single drawn image dunking on stupid people with bad takes like "look this is you haha" also fat im going to fucking kill you

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fell in love with the very bug i was hired to kill @corvidmecha.bsky.social · 4d

i know i've broken ground with this character that i've been building up to with all the ones i've made in the past bc every time i think about him for too long i get suicidal. i think i really might post him here at some point (& not on twitter bc theres 2 many people)

fell in love with the very bug i was hired to kill @corvidmecha.bsky.social · 4d

they're literally always doing this

fell in love with the very bug i was hired to kill @corvidmecha.bsky.social · 13d

it REEKS of "abstinence is the only effective birth control" (BOO👎x100 + the world doesn't work that way) like this shit can happen to anyone. that's why abortion is basic reproductive healthcare. sometimes nothing happens without birth control & sometimes it happens even with many such precautions.

fell in love with the very bug i was hired to kill @corvidmecha.bsky.social · 13d

& in the case of the fiction it's extremely realistic that he wouldn't realize that T isn't enough birth control, bc that's a misconception that people are still clearing up today

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fell in love with the very bug i was hired to kill @corvidmecha.bsky.social · 13d

also to be so real for a second i HATE the idea of "too smart to get pregnant accidentally" like? do we have no compassion for people who face these crises irl? some people have such a "i would simply counter with my training" attitude about it and it's like. explicitly an anti-abortion sentiment

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fell in love with the very bug i was hired to kill @corvidmecha.bsky.social · 13d

no no i agree 100%! he can't get enough of that beautiful fat man :) and i already think fidds is really big on stuffing ford so following it up by listening to his guts is so. peak

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fell in love with the very bug i was hired to kill @corvidmecha.bsky.social · 14d

i always get so embarrassed about it. but i want to draw fidds groping and rubbing and listening to ford's stomach so bad

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fell in love with the very bug i was hired to kill @corvidmecha.bsky.social · 14d

i need to draw more belly appreciation stuff

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fell in love with the very bug i was hired to kill @corvidmecha.bsky.social · 20d

quick while his butthole's out!!

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fell in love with the very bug i was hired to kill @corvidmecha.bsky.social · 20d

#gravityfallsnsfw

just two guys jerking off in the same cabin. at the same time. definitely not thinking about each other

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fell in love with the very bug i was hired to kill @corvidmecha.bsky.social · 20d

#gravityfallsnsfw

just two guys jerking off in the same cabin. at the same time. definitely not thinking about each other

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fell in love with the very bug i was hired to kill @corvidmecha.bsky.social · 27d

meant to make more art progress last night but was too busy hitting a perfect “autistic bitches at the club” (sitting in a booth on my phone, high as balls, earplugs in, having a great time)

fell in love with the very bug i was hired to kill @corvidmecha.bsky.social · Sep 13

hi thinking about this guy too hard gave me a mental health episode. i really hope he gets to fuck his roommate who's secretly a giant snake in a human suit

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fell in love with the very bug i was hired to kill @corvidmecha.bsky.social · Sep 8

YIPPIE!!!! we will be twinsies :)

fell in love with the very bug i was hired to kill @corvidmecha.bsky.social · Sep 7

BIRTHAY!!!!!

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fell in love with the very bug i was hired to kill @corvidmecha.bsky.social · Sep 2

the problem is that I can't post it here because even mild gore is not my brand and i also can't share it with the group bc im too embarrassed even though it's a game about sex

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fell in love with the very bug i was hired to kill @corvidmecha.bsky.social · Sep 2

making completely unrelatable content about my latest ttrpg oc pulling his chest cavity open sexual style (he was made in a lab and has seams)

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fell in love with the very bug i was hired to kill @corvidmecha.bsky.social · Aug 31

cant take their asses ANYWHERE even to the private spaces they constructed themselves 🙄 also thank you!! the side profiles are what i struggled with the most tbh, so it's really nice to hear that they came out well :D

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fell in love with the very bug i was hired to kill @corvidmecha.bsky.social · Aug 31

#gravityfallsnsfw #fiddauthor

when familiar proximity evokes old habits… i.e “crazy shit going on in that bunker”

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