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Lauren in Saint Paul

@comobelladonna.bsky.social

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Paul Wellstone was right. I talk a lot about homelessness and hockey. Food-motivated individual. Terminal reply guy :/ Sry OPINIONS ARE MY OWN

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Lauren in Saint Paul @comobelladonna.bsky.social · Sep 21

preparing for landing 😭❤️

A really cute young bumblebee zooming in to land on a flower

Lauren in Saint Paul @comobelladonna.bsky.social · 6h

I hope she does great, of course I’ll be behind her…tonight I am bummed as hell though. Hopefully she carries the torch he lit.

Lauren in Saint Paul @comobelladonna.bsky.social · 6h

I am in shock. He’s made incredible improvements and those long-game projects of his were just starting to come to fruition with positive data. Feel like we did him dirty here. It could be worse, but damn.

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Lauren in Saint Paul @comobelladonna.bsky.social · 6h

Going to absolutely lose my shit if we lose Mayor Carter. Like, full blown grieve.

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Lauren in Saint Paul @comobelladonna.bsky.social · 6h

Saint Paul mayoral race giving me the whirlwind upset I was not prepped for whatsoever, oh my god, what the fuck

Lisa from the Simpsons going catatonic in upset

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Lauren in Saint Paul @comobelladonna.bsky.social · 7h

a man in a suit and tie is standing in a room with a calendar on the wall

Alt: a man in a suit and tie is standing in a room with a calendar on the wall looking shocked and mad

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Lauren in Saint Paul @comobelladonna.bsky.social · 7h

I walked right into that one huh 🤣❤️

Lauren in Saint Paul @comobelladonna.bsky.social · 7h

The weirdest win I think we’ve ever had.

CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 8h

Marcus Johansson is granted the OT winner on the ice after the net was kicked off, I don't know how this stands

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Lauren in Saint Paul @comobelladonna.bsky.social · 8h

Nothing about that made sense but i am taking it 🤣

Lauren in Saint Paul @comobelladonna.bsky.social · 10h

That’s part of the point, the breaking news should be easier to find, lol

Lauren in Saint Paul @comobelladonna.bsky.social · 10h

That’s part of the point…breaking news shouldn’t have to be whittled down to all the specifics to find 😅

Lauren in Saint Paul @comobelladonna.bsky.social · 10h

This type of thing is going to force me back to Twitter tbh

Twitter search of “ky jet crash” with tons of breaking news posts showing

Bluesky search of “ky jet crash” with NO RESULTS FOUND jfc

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Lauren, Friend to Dogs @dogsbestfriend.bsky.social · 1d

TOMORROW:

MELVIN
YES
YES

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Lauren in Saint Paul @comobelladonna.bsky.social · 1d

next week we go to a wild game, see stevie nicks, then head to Nashville on an early a.m. flight in three consecutive days and I’m already fuckin tired man

Lauren in Saint Paul @comobelladonna.bsky.social · 1d

Doubles the power of our toxin filtering if we eat it I think. I’m not a scientist. But it tastes healthy. And great.

Lauren in Saint Paul @comobelladonna.bsky.social · 1d

Are we not supposed to eat liver now???

Lauren in Saint Paul @comobelladonna.bsky.social · 1d

I enjoy liver always but I wouldn’t know to tear it from another animals body while the liver was still doing its job omg

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Lauren in Saint Paul @comobelladonna.bsky.social · 1d

How the fuck do they know to go for the livers? This is why I don't swim in the ocean. There's some shit going on in those waters that we cannot explain without admitting these species have some level of intelligence way beyond our understanding.