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comfyoaf.bsky.social
Comfy Bator
@comfyoaf.bsky.social
1.2K followers 1.5K following 4.2K posts
⚠️NSFW Aspiring himbo. Good boy. Solosexual. Admirer of bellies of all sizes! Underwear freak. On a fitness journey. DMs welcome. Ask for my Telegram/Signal if you want to chat (no unsolicited nudes, please) 39 🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦 No minors!
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Comfy Bator @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 1h
It’s a foreign sensation! A not unwelcome one, though!
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Comfy Bator @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 1h
I…actually slept well last night?!!?!?
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Comfy Bator @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 1h
Nice!!
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Comfy Bator @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 1h
I’ll say!
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Comfy Bator @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 10h
Especially THAT book! That and Parable of the Sower by Octavia Butler should be required reading right now.
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Comfy Bator @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 10h
C’est la vie!
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Comfy Bator @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 11h
I wish I had a gif of that one diva from Chicago who, at the end of her monologue during the Cell Block Tango, ends with, “You know some guys just can’t hold their arsenic.”
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Comfy Bator @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 11h
Oh, now consumer reports are saying that some whey protein powders had other scary stuff! 😭
Excerpt from Consumer Reports, “In one dairy-based product, Optimum Nutrition’s Serious Mass whey protein powder, we also detected 8.5 micrograms per serving of inorganic arsenic, which is twice the limit of what our scientists say is safe to consume daily.”
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Comfy Bator @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 11h
Me: eyeing my plant-based protein powder suspiciously…
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Comfy Bator @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 13h
I think it was just the last few episodes that left a bad taste in people’s mouths. Overall, I didn’t mind the season, but there’s only really two episodes that felt off.
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Comfy Bator @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 14h
Oh…well that’s the absolute opposite of helpful…
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Comfy Bator @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 14h
You look so proud!
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Comfy Bator @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 15h
The face • the ass
My face. My ass.
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Comfy Bator @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 15h
I knew it!
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Comfy Bator @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 15h
Progress!
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Comfy Bator @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 15h
a black and white photo of a person with their arms outstretched in a dark room .
ALT: a black and white photo of a person with their arms outstretched in a dark room .
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Comfy Bator @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 15h
Yeah, what’s that all about?
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Comfy Bator @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 15h
Best shape
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Comfy Bator @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 16h
Oh my sweet holy fuck, I am never taking these off, Jesus Christ…
😳🥵🥵🥵
A picture of me wearing a white Jockstrap (Coyote brand) looking hotter than I thought possible. A picture of me wearing a white Jockstrap (Coyote brand) looking hotter than I thought possible (from the back).
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Comfy Bator @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 16h
Impeccable composition
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Comfy Bator @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 16h
Keep going!
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Comfy Bator @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 16h
?!?!?!!?????!?!?!??!???
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Comfy Bator @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 16h
Round!
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Comfy Bator @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 17h
Alright, so the jock I ordered isn’t going to arrive until November 1st, and it’s Jocktober, so we closed early at work, so I went downtown and got me two pairs! Pictures to follow! Shopping while horny is as bad as getting groceries hungry…
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Comfy Bator @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 18h
Here’s some work penis because I’m horny and I wanted to show him off!
A picture of me pith my shirt pulled up and my pants pulled down on my work bathroom.
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