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Comedy Pilot Presents podcast

@comedypilot.bsky.social

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A comedy podcast. You can find us at comedypilotpresents.com or wherever you get your podcasts from. Apple https://shorturl.at/Nzzrf Spotify https://shorturl.at/JgDbm

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Comedy Pilot Presents podcast @comedypilot.bsky.social · 5d

On this week's United State of News satirical podcast, a five minute roundup of...

MIKE JOHNSON
FLIRTING WITH NIGEL FARAGE
KILLER CLOWNS

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Apple podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/c...

Spotify open.spotify.com/show/4owESYo...

or comedypilotpresents.com

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Comedy Pilot Presents podcast @comedypilot.bsky.social · 2h

When an account is taken of this part of history, and the heroes and villains are listed, Gutfeld's entry will be in the 'Not important enough to remember' section.

Comedy Pilot Presents podcast @comedypilot.bsky.social · 18h

A five minute newsly catch up from the United State of News podcast, featuring

LIL MIKE JOHNSON
GETTING FLIRTY WITH NIGEL
KILLER CLOWNS

Find us where you find your podcasts

Apple podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/c...
Spotify open.spotify.com/show/4owESYo...

09/10/25 United State Of News - Comedy Pilot Presents

Another five minute satirical roundup of the world's most talked about news.

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Comedy Pilot Presents podcast @comedypilot.bsky.social · 18h

Just because he looks like Harry Potter's melted cousin doesn't mean he isn't a monster.

Comedy Pilot Presents podcast @comedypilot.bsky.social · 18h

A movement everyone can get behind. Policies for the UK and beyond.

Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 18h

As if they keep writing all these headlines - and our membership numbers and polling just keeps shooting up. 🚀

Now at 110,000. Over 55% increase in just one month!

Lower bills. Fund NHS. Tax the super rich.

Join.greenparty.org.uk

Polanski is talking nonsense about wealth taxes.

Greens who want to save the world by destroying britain

Comedy Pilot Presents podcast @comedypilot.bsky.social · 19h

Stop America becoming a country only for the healthy wealthy.

Comedy Pilot Presents podcast @comedypilot.bsky.social · 22h

In the middle of writing something about Tommy Robinson and I'm going to have to dowse my laptop in bleach when I'm done.

Comedy Pilot Presents podcast @comedypilot.bsky.social · 1d

This is so frustrating. Why do the Dems always take the pose of a whipped dog?

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Comedy Pilot Presents podcast @comedypilot.bsky.social · 1d

It was for my birthday party, but now that I come to think about it, nothing else about my costume said pirate.
So I think I was just the kid who celebrated turning ten by wearing an eye patch and eating crayons.

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Comedy Pilot Presents podcast @comedypilot.bsky.social · 1d

Our joke shop was above a betting shop. It was where I bought a black crayon to colour in my teeth for a pirate costume I had. It didn't work (because it was a black crayon) and I got it exchanged for an eye patch.
Haven't thought about that place in years.

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Comedy Pilot Presents podcast @comedypilot.bsky.social · 1d

He doesn't see anything other than himself and how things around him make him look. Including letters.

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Glenn Moore @thenewsatglenn.bsky.social · 1d

This week's tour dates:

SOUTHEND on Thursday is sold out, but we've added an extra date in January!

TUNBRIDGE WELLS on Saturday has about a dozen tickets left.

COVENTRY on Sunday is down to the last couple so we've got an extra show at 5pm!

Tickets can be found here: glennmoorecomedy.com

Glenn Moore @thenewsatglenn.bsky.social · Sep 13

EXTRA TOUR DATES ALERT!

We’ve added a bunch of extra shows including another London one if you couldn’t get tickets for Soho this week. See you there!

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Comedy Pilot Presents podcast @comedypilot.bsky.social · 1d

If your nephew wants to run for the midterms, I'd back him.

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Comedy Pilot Presents podcast @comedypilot.bsky.social · 1d

That's the face of a woman choking on her own rage.

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Comedy Pilot Presents podcast @comedypilot.bsky.social · 1d

The one that does kung-fu seems pretty cool.

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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 1d

Elon Musk is paying Tommy Robinson's legal bills.

The British media and political establishment is still on X and maybe this is the wake up call they need.

www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

Tommy Robinson says Elon Musk is paying his legal costs as trial begins

Far-right activist is accused of refusing to comply with counter-terrorism police request at Channel tunnel

www.theguardian.com

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Comedy Pilot Presents podcast @comedypilot.bsky.social · 1d

This week's five minute catch up with United State of News podcast

HARRY POTTER'S LOVE CHILD
IN BED WITH NIGEL FARAGE
SAUDI SELL-OUTS

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Apple podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/c...
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09/10/25 United State Of News - Comedy Pilot Presents

Another five minute satirical roundup of the world's most talked about news.

podcasts.apple.com

Comedy Pilot Presents podcast @comedypilot.bsky.social · 2d

Such an insult to people who work at Waffle House.

Comedy Pilot Presents podcast @comedypilot.bsky.social · 2d

100%

Comedy Pilot Presents podcast @comedypilot.bsky.social · 2d

Blaming the top 1% for the ills of society has the advantage of being correct

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Comedy Pilot Presents podcast @comedypilot.bsky.social · 2d

I imagine it being both shallow and murky.

Comedy Pilot Presents podcast @comedypilot.bsky.social · 2d

The first time i joined anything was when I joined the Greens last week. They're the only party talking about taxing the 1%

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Comedy Pilot Presents podcast @comedypilot.bsky.social · 2d

Someone somewhere had their marriage proposal rejected.

Comedy Pilot Presents podcast @comedypilot.bsky.social · 2d

I actually quite like Martin Short.

Comedy Pilot Presents podcast @comedypilot.bsky.social · 2d

Let's face it. Whose side would you rather be on? Trump's or De Niro's?

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Comedy Pilot Presents podcast @comedypilot.bsky.social · 3d

"Comedians hoping to salve their conscience over their Riyadh Comedy Festival performances by donating some of their fee to a human rights charity have been told: ‘We don’t want your money.’"

This isn't about their conscience. Its about protecting their reputation.