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Colto @colt0.bsky.social · 19m

He’s a fake tough guy who doesn’t want you to be mean to the people destroying this country. Almost like he’s a Blackwater plant 🤔

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Colto @colt0.bsky.social · 22m

Darker Universe gives better vibes I guess

Colto @colt0.bsky.social · 25m

“The government isn’t paying for it”

But also

“I’m suing the government for billions of dollars”

🤔

Colto @colt0.bsky.social · 27m

Harsher penalties for Clergy/Teachers/Anyone who holds a “trusted” adult position who get caught committing crimes against minors.

Basically, if you diddle, you get riddled (with lead)

Colto @colt0.bsky.social · 36m

Because it gives cover to the millions of little assholes under him

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Colto @colt0.bsky.social · 3h

This would fly off the shelves at every truck stop in the nation

Concussed Deinonychus @shredosaurus.bsky.social · 11h

Lol

Colto @colt0.bsky.social · 11h

Any there any politicians brave enough to stand up to BIG SLOP? (Spam Calls, Junk Mail, etc)

Pauline Barmby @pbarmby.bsky.social · 14h

Have realized my paper recycling box has been a lot emptier with the (partial) postal strike. I realize we need a national postal service and all, but it’d be nice if its business model didn’t have to include me carrying 90% of the contents of my mailbox directly to recycling, unread.

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Colto @colt0.bsky.social · 11h

Watching DS9, is everyone in the Mirror Universe super horny AND evil?

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Colto @colt0.bsky.social · 14h

Legally you can tell this person to F off and die

Colto @colt0.bsky.social · 23h

It’s the DNC brainrot of wanting to win over “the middle” by only appealing to the psychos on the right who hate them. It’s why Kamala campaigned with the Cheney’s and backed Trump’s border bill.

Colto @colt0.bsky.social · 23h

“If we just tell the bullies that bullying is bad they’ll stop!”

Meanwhile the bullies have fed the principal and teachers into the meat grinder.

Colto @colt0.bsky.social · 23h

Words on paper are not stopping them now, how would a lawsuit do anything?

midnightsun49.bsky.social @midnightsun49.bsky.social · 23h

We need a class action lawsuit as a nation

This idiot needs to be put in his place once and for all

We need an attorney

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Colto @colt0.bsky.social · 23h

Colto @colt0.bsky.social · 1d

We used to be a country…

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Colto @colt0.bsky.social · 1d

Me when I get mad that people aren’t playing the Imagination game correctly:

cavegirl @cavegirl.bsky.social · 2d

What does any of this shit have to do with D&D, which is a game about going somewhere dangerous (eg dungeons) to fight scary monsters (eg dragons)?
What relevance does all the twee art like this Hasbro keeps churning out have for a game that is fundamentally about peril, violence and adventure?

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Colto @colt0.bsky.social · 1d

Even without the Nazi tattoo Platner just seemed liked another “tough-talker” who’d ultimately not do anything if given power. Another “brunch-time” candidate.

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Colto @colt0.bsky.social · 1d

It’s not being tricked, they just lie. Very easy to understand

Colto @colt0.bsky.social · 2d

“Sigh… if only we still had the beautiful candor and grace of George W. Bush”

Colto @colt0.bsky.social · 2d

Fascism against Assholes may be the unifying message this country can get behind

The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 3d

We gotta do a nationwide inquest into antisocial behavior. Leaving your dog's poop on the street. Not returning shopping carts. The What's Wrong With You initiative

tinybaby @tiny.baby · 3d

people playing music/videos on their phone speakers in public is more than just mildly annoying and is instead a leading indicator of the decline of community and empath

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 3d

A stout timeline cleanser since I'm posting not cute stuff lately lol

A real stout photo curled in during rain

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Colto @colt0.bsky.social · 5d

Need shock collars for Congress that go off each time they give a non answer

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Colto @colt0.bsky.social · 5d

JD Vance in 1945: “Antifa thugs have driven a young boy to suicide. He just wanted to be a painter!”

Colto @colt0.bsky.social · 8d

If you ever get a chance to see Shatner speak, do it! I saw him talk a few years back and it rocked. He just rambled about hating tech, Australia, and then bullied a kid who tried to leave into staying.

Will BOO-rows 🖖🍞🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 8d

Even an old Shat has a good take once in a while

Post by William Shatner:

"Another low in Al. Some bizarre fan thought they could be popular by having Al remake a photo of my parents & posting it as genuine. And the know-it-all sycophants who declared it
genuine- what is wrong with you people? All you are proving over and over is Al is bad!"

Colto @colt0.bsky.social · 9d

She’s more of a Skipper imo

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 12d

it's not FOR us

edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."

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