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Coinneach Fitzpatrick

@coinfitz.bsky.social

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Tangerine Nightmare despiser. Airplanes and cats and books lover. PA-28 pilot and Kawasaki rider. I am large, I contain multitudes. For more fascinating details, see my pinned post. No lists/packs. Signal: flyingfitz412.08

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Coinneach Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · Nov 8

Little about me, not that any of yez care:

GenX. Atheist. USAF veteran. Pilot (obv, and yes that is my plane). Cat dad. Token CSWM in my social circle and violently protective of my people.

Books: Pratchett, Banks, Scalzi, Stephenson.
Music: Everything but gospel and bro country.
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Coinneach Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 26m

For fuck's sake, people, it's called Grindr, not GrindEr. #TYFYATTM

Coinneach Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 1h

TBH as a pilot the most offensive thing about the shitbombing video is that he's not wearing his O2 mask properly.

OTOH, when he goes hypoxic at 15,000 feet, I ain't gonna be the one to tell him.

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Coinneach Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 2h

They'll release the actual data, the toddler in chief will throw a tantrum, they'll be re-fired.

Coinneach Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 2h

No, because the app is not called Grinder.

Coinneach Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 6h

[scowls in Walt Jabsco]

Coinneach Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 16h

Shamelessly slutty progressive.

I'll take it.

ThePrincessPea @theprincesspea.bsky.social · 19h

I’m a Foul-Mouthed Riot Siren

🥰YASSSSSSS!

Play along and follow some new friends!

@fireeyebooks.bsky.social
@sassysister27.bsky.social
@claynobles.bsky.social
@journeyled1.bsky.social
@ltwlauren.bsky.social
@yodamonkey2.bsky.social
@free2beme.bsky.social
@annettebeebe.bsky.social

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Coinneach Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 16h

Many years ago, I wrote a little thing about the most loathsome scumbag I knew of at the time: Sanford Wallace (fellow net.olds, you'll recognize the name). It involved him, me, a brightly lit room, a wooden chair with a drain underneath, and implements including a power drill.

I need to update it.

Coinneach Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 17h

It was! I loved Elise's snarking.

Coinneach Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 17h

...you mean execute the *ideas*, right?

...right?

Coinneach Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 17h

The significant owl hoots at midnight.

Coinneach Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 18h

[opium has entered the chat]

Coinneach Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 21h

Straight back to him. If the contractor get paid at all, it'll be pennies on the dollar.

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Coinneach Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 22h

Yeah, I mean, are we talking Karen Carpenter or Buddy Rich here?

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Coinneach Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 22h

Hiking is just walking on unwalkable terrain.

Coinneach Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 22h

a donkey from shrek is standing in the dirt and says nope on the bottom

Alt: Donkey sez NOPE

media.tenor.com

Coinneach Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 1d

Restore the Eisenhower progressive marginal tax rates.

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Coinneach Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 1d

"Tonight's forecast: dark. Continued dark throughout the evening, followed in the morning by widely scattered light."

...seems accurate to me.

Coinneach Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 1d

There's not enough sage in the world to smudge that pestilence.

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Coinneach Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 1d

May this be an omen, and may he be personally present to witness it from the inside.

Coinneach Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 1d

77 million "Americans" voted for this. Out of spite, hatred, or just simple ignorance. Putin, Xi, and Kim are laughing their bollocks off at us while the rest of the world recoils in horror.

Good fucking job, maggots. I loathe and despise you all. G-d help you should you enter my scan range.

Coinneach Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 1d

Good. Now let's see if it sticks.

Arizona AG sues House of Representatives over Grijalva swearing-in delay

Arizona Attorney General Kris Mayes has sued the House of Representatives over the delay in swearing in Rep.-elect Adelita Grijalva.

www.azfamily.com

Coinneach Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 1d

FULL

ON

Coinneach Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 1d

Didn't Black Mirror do this in the first season?

Coinneach Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 1d

There is, but explicitly spelling it out would earn me a visit from serious men in serious suits.

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Coinneach Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 1d

Good faith? From *this* mob of grifters and thugs?