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coffeeandblades, DO

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Christian, general surgeon, chocolate milk aficionado. Will run for medals but not for health reasons. I have no idea what I’m doing but I know I’m doing it really well. #ilooklikeasurgeon #lovelikeJesus #HCWvsHunger

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coffeeandblades, DO @coffeeandblades.bsky.social · Dec 24

My favorite thing about being a homeowner is that I can replace the sink faucet whenever I want.

My least favorite thing about being a homeowner is I’m responsible for replacing the sink faucet.

coffeeandblades, DO @coffeeandblades.bsky.social · Mar 5

I just tried camel milk on hump day so I’m pretty much living the dream right now.

coffeeandblades, DO @coffeeandblades.bsky.social · Jan 8

Trump: we should annex Canada and Mexico and Greenland and do some things with Panama and let’s rename the Gulf of Mexico

Americans: he and Musk are absolutely not the even close to the anti-Christ!

coffeeandblades, DO @coffeeandblades.bsky.social · Jan 8

Ah yes, Trump, the man with the concept of a plan

Trump with a banner saying he has a plan

coffeeandblades, DO @coffeeandblades.bsky.social · Jan 8

I think I’m gonna train for a marathon, I have a bit of free time over the next five months so I might as well

coffeeandblades, DO @coffeeandblades.bsky.social · Jan 8

Newsmax: Trump still fighting for Ashli Babbit, the terrorist who died while invading our nation’s capitol on Insurrection Day.

(The parents have this on and I’m but a visitor in their home)

coffeeandblades, DO @coffeeandblades.bsky.social · Jan 6

Me: I haven’t worked out in a while, I should get on the stairmaster now that the holidays are over

Also me: has never been on a stairmaster

Also also me: ded after 20 min

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coffeeandblades, DO @coffeeandblades.bsky.social · Jan 5

I haven’t been told that, but it makes it much easier on me not to discuss. I realized last night that the reason it hurts me and not them is because I’m using facts and science and 12 years of learning, so when they dismiss me, it feels like they’re disregarding the last decade of my life.

coffeeandblades, DO @coffeeandblades.bsky.social · Jan 5

Family is fun because I’m the dirty hippy liberal who believes in science and evidence based healthcare and they’re the American patriotic naturopathic people who are right.

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coffeeandblades, DO @coffeeandblades.bsky.social · Jan 3

Update: he is not, I’m just easily frightened by key words

coffeeandblades, DO @coffeeandblades.bsky.social · Jan 3

My fam bam is crazy because they don’t believe in vaccines but they call me (a DO) every time something is weird. Anyways, I’m about make sure my little brother isn’t having a stroke.

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coffeeandblades, DO @coffeeandblades.bsky.social · Jan 3

Amazing how the right is angry about the Covid vaccine but then states how effective it was. What is life. #covertyiscrazy

coffeeandblades, DO @coffeeandblades.bsky.social · Jan 3

As a person who lives in Hawaii but has a Georgia number, I can emphasize so hard

coffeeandblades, DO @coffeeandblades.bsky.social · Jan 2

As a person with minimal to no interest in football, I am delighted with how the Ohio State vs Oregon game turned out.

coffeeandblades, DO @coffeeandblades.bsky.social · Dec 29

There is a Minecraft movie coming out. The preview has a child saying “I yearn for the mines.” Meme culture is wild.

coffeeandblades, DO @coffeeandblades.bsky.social · Dec 27

Seeing if you can then posting here and getting experts consults for the parts that are troubling you are part of the fun!

(Also, you totally would be able to do it, you’re so crafty and talented and creative)

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coffeeandblades, DO @coffeeandblades.bsky.social · Dec 27

The only problem with flying across the ocean to the mainland to the other side of the mainland is that now I’m supposed to sleep on this flight but IT IS STILL SO EARLY WHERE MY CATS LIVE.

coffeeandblades, DO @coffeeandblades.bsky.social · Dec 26

Sat with my friends poolside at a resort all day, 10/10 recommend for Christmas. (Don’t get angry, we tipped well.)

Also, fun fact, I was at the wrong resort for the first hour and they just let me claim three cabanas like I was supposed to be there. Absolutely wild.

Happy Holidays!!

Me relaxing on Christmas Day pool side at a resort using resort pass

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coffeeandblades, DO @coffeeandblades.bsky.social · Dec 25

Did you know that Gary, IN has some interesting sister cities? Merry Christmas Eve!

Sister cities of Gary Indiana are in China and Nigeria, who decides these things?

coffeeandblades, DO @coffeeandblades.bsky.social · Dec 25

Rare candid of the chef preparing Christmas biscuits, circa 2024

coffeeandblades, DO @coffeeandblades.bsky.social · Dec 25

I would have been successful if the mount hadn’t been corroded together! Once someone with a pipe cutter cut it out, the new one went in in a jiffy! Shoutout to @cscla.bsky.social for the curbside consult!

coffeeandblades, DO @coffeeandblades.bsky.social · Dec 24

My toxic trait is thinking I can replace my sink faucet at 10 pm on Christmas eve’s eve because I watched a YouTube video on it.

coffeeandblades, DO @coffeeandblades.bsky.social · Dec 25

I can’t afford deductibles, I gotta do cash pay 🙃

coffeeandblades, DO @coffeeandblades.bsky.social · Dec 25

I installed the new faucet, and yes, I did. It will be SO much easier to replace in the future. I support all things potato, Happy Hanukkah! 🕎

coffeeandblades, DO @coffeeandblades.bsky.social · Dec 24

Ok they had to actually cut the pipe so I feel a little better haha. Installing the new one was so easy! Thank you for all of your help!! Merry Christmas!!

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coffeeandblades, DO @coffeeandblades.bsky.social · Dec 24

Saddest news, I cannot get it off. My condo maintenance dudes are gonna come look at it. I have been defeated by a bolt. 😭

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coffeeandblades, DO @coffeeandblades.bsky.social · Dec 24

Literally you are amazing, I’m off to get the right tools while the goop sits on there. Thank you!!!