CodyVella
@codyvella.bsky.social
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I have a love/hate relationship with cars. Plays with lasers all day, used to play with airplanes.
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To be fair William Shatner is literally history
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Honestly yeah, this one. If I was a dad this is what I’d want.
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We’re just gonna pretend like Bricklin doesn’t exist now?
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I always thought it was unreasonably expensive. Learn something new every day.
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Isn’t the Ariya like a million dollars?
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We do have a pretty long history of taking a chance on foreign market automakers
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Also this means we definitely aren’t getting a new hospital lol
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My hospital is getting an elevated helipad. Which is nice because right now when I go there for an appointment if there’s a medevac, they ask me to move my truck. The helipad has doubled as a parking lot for like 15 years lol
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I’ve been dating a vegan for a couple years, it doesn’t work that way lol
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Think of it as spicy whipped cream
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I’ll allow this but Subway barely qualifies as edible.
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Alright that’s it, everyone post their porn search history right now.
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The tomato needs to be cut up but this is a solid idea.
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Look dude there’s definitely a kink for everyone but being spanked while covered in Italian dressing is definitely under 1% of kinks.
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If one more person says this is a Sal’s I’m just going to assume you all have salads made up of cold cuts and deli meats.

If this is true then carry on.
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And another thing. How come we have burrito bowls but not sub bowls? Maybe I want to eat a deconstructed greasy Italian sub with a fork. Is that really such a crime?
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In this situation a sub bowl would be superior. Less messy so your hands aren’t covered in greasy Italian sauce. Your sub would hate to have their skin covered in Italian sauce.
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Yeah but you’re weird if you fill your salad with cold cuts and deli meats, apparently.
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Agreed. I already get pissy when I have to do a 50 hour week. Fuck a 72 hour week.
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They don’t show them in Canada but also I’ve seen two Jersey Mikes in Canada so maybe that’s why.
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Also if I fill my salad with cold cuts I’m “weird”
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Hold on are we doing spaghetti subs because if we are what the fuck but also I’m listening.
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Apparently it’s gaining traction. Someone at work brought it up today as a way to work through “trying times” and I was almost sent to HR.
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And another thing. How come we have burrito bowls but not sub bowls? Maybe I want to eat a deconstructed greasy Italian sub with a fork. Is that really such a crime?