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Codswallop T Bear @codsybear.bsky.social · 5d

Bien sur

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Codswallop T Bear @codsybear.bsky.social · 5d

Now if Aardman were to put this on a T-shirt, I would buy one instantly!

Moley𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕄𝕠𝕝𝕖 @moleymole.bsky.social · 6d

Braquage! #Louvre

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Reposted by Codswallop T Bear

Moley𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕄𝕠𝕝𝕖 @moleymole.bsky.social · 6d

Braquage! #Louvre

Feathers McGraw wanted poster - ‘have you seen this chicken?’ Translated into school French “recherché - avez vous vu ce poulet?” [spoiler- we know the ‘chicken’ is really a penguin with a rubber glove on its head in disguise]

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Codswallop T Bear @codsybear.bsky.social · 6d

Taken yesterday in Paris #louvre #heist

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Codswallop T Bear @codsybear.bsky.social · 8d

No we don’t. Go away.

Codswallop T Bear @codsybear.bsky.social · 23d

Well it is very stormy

#AnyPortInAStorm

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Codswallop T Bear @codsybear.bsky.social · 25d

I cannot comment on ongoing operations

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Codswallop T Bear @codsybear.bsky.social · 25d

Bonus poem from me tonight #furrybards

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Codswallop T Bear @codsybear.bsky.social · 25d

Hello Everyone. Here is my poem for this month's #furrybards. I've taken a little artistic licence with this topic, so I hope you like it.

By the way I am #definitelynotaspy

#furrytails

SPOOKS
Ghosts are sometimes known as spooks,
As sometimes are those who are known to spy,
Perhaps they are trying to hunt down nukes,
But often they are looking to keep an eye.

Secret agents like to hide away,
As they carry out their work in silence,
They dress in black and darkest grey,
And hide behind the garden fence.

They can disappear into the background,
and report your deeds unto their masters,
and sometimes they cannot be found,
as they seek to prevent imminent disasters.

But I, of course, am not a spy,
Despite what many stuffies think,
I've never chased down a foreign bad guy,
Or had a shaken vodka drink.

But yes I'll keep the Aston car,
and drive it as often as I can,
I'll drive it near and drive it far,
and hope I don't get a driving ban.

But now I must get on my way,
as a mission has just filled up my inbox,
What the task is I cannot say,
As the attachments are all top secret docs.

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Codswallop T Bear @codsybear.bsky.social · 25d

Hi everyone don’t forget that it’s #furrybards tonight at 8pm. Looking forward to hearing all your poems.

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Codswallop T Bear @codsybear.bsky.social · 29d

This Wednesday 1st October is FurryBards at Furry Tails at 8pm. The theme this month is ghosts. So let’s hear all your spooky posts 👻

#furrybards @munrobear.bsky.social

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Codswallop T Bear @codsybear.bsky.social · Sep 3

Hello everyone, here is my poem for this month's #furrybards #furrytails. I hope you all enjoy it.

What I did on my holidays.

This year has been a busy year,
So we really needed some times of cheer,
We took some time to wander North,
At some time around July the 4th.

We first of all saw a hoom graduate,
We were really proud as she did great,
Then we went to see some hooms get wed,
Before even further North we sped.

We got unto the far North West,
It was there that we did finally rest,
We sat upon the beach and swam,
And then went back to have a dram.

We looked for otters and other beasts,
And we all enjoyed so many feasts,
But all too soon it was time for home,
And we all wished that we could just roam and roam.

by Codsy, aged 25 and three quarters.

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Codswallop T Bear @codsybear.bsky.social · Aug 30

@munrobear.bsky.social

Codswallop T Bear @codsybear.bsky.social · Aug 6

Hello everyone here is my poem for #furrybards #furrytails

Next month we will be back to normal on the first Wednesday of the month and the theme will be "What I did on my holidays" - the old back to school classic. I'll send out a reminder the week before.

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Codswallop T Bear @codsybear.bsky.social · Aug 30

This Wednesday is #furrybards at #Furrytails at the usual time of 8pm. The theme is "what I did on my holidays"

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Codswallop T Bear @codsybear.bsky.social · Aug 14

E, definitely E!

Codswallop T Bear @codsybear.bsky.social · Aug 6

Hello everyone here is my poem for #furrybards #furrytails

Next month we will be back to normal on the first Wednesday of the month and the theme will be "What I did on my holidays" - the old back to school classic. I'll send out a reminder the week before.

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Codswallop T Bear @codsybear.bsky.social · Aug 5

It’s a free for all. I’ve been super busy and not managed to sort anything out

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Codswallop T Bear @codsybear.bsky.social · Aug 5

#furrybards tomorrow is a free for all at 8pm. Didn’t have time to sort anything else so feel free to post in the usual place at the usual time.

Hopefully back to normal next month.

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