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Coco Dreamboat @cocodreamboat.bsky.social · 3h

Genuinely don't understand the Williams one

Michael Scotto @mikeascotto.bsky.social · 3h

The Utah Jazz have exercised the following team options for the 2026-27 season:

Taylor Hendricks ($7.81 million)
Keyonte George ($6.56 million)
Cody Williams ($6.02 million)
Brice Sensabaugh ($4.86 million)
Isaiah Collier ($2.76 million)

Coco Dreamboat @cocodreamboat.bsky.social · 4h

it's honestly kinda mid anyway

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Coco Dreamboat @cocodreamboat.bsky.social · 1d

Just heard a coworker say they're using AI to design their nursery and some people need to be shot off the planet

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Coco Dreamboat @cocodreamboat.bsky.social · 1d

The funny thing is this isn't why the left loses. Ironically, they lose because they have no convictions and will throw any belief out the window, even "don't be a nazi," apparently, if they think they'll win.

We're not asking for perfect, we're asking to clear the absolute lowest bar possible.

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Coco Dreamboat @cocodreamboat.bsky.social · 2d

Oh now we're talking

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Coco Dreamboat @cocodreamboat.bsky.social · 3d

Does that say Nate Silver?

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Coco Dreamboat @cocodreamboat.bsky.social · 4d

Isaac Wilson and 3 and outs, name a more iconic duo

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Coco Dreamboat @cocodreamboat.bsky.social · 4d

a man with a beard wearing a pink shirt is looking at the camera .

ALT: a man with a beard wearing a pink shirt is looking at the camera .

media.tenor.com

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Coco Dreamboat @cocodreamboat.bsky.social · 4d

Imagine if we had a QB who could throw!

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Coco Dreamboat @cocodreamboat.bsky.social · 4d

Just heard someone here say "these refs definitely got paid off" about a game we're winning 40-0

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Coco Dreamboat @cocodreamboat.bsky.social · 4d

WHAT lmao

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Coco Dreamboat @cocodreamboat.bsky.social · 4d

a scoreboard that says monsters and tune squad

ALT: a scoreboard that says monsters and tune squad

media.tenor.com

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Coco Dreamboat @cocodreamboat.bsky.social · 4d

Is that good?

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Coco Dreamboat @cocodreamboat.bsky.social · 4d

B.O.B. is an elite marching band song btw

Coco Dreamboat @cocodreamboat.bsky.social · 4d

Guys are we gonna see Isaac Wilson tonight?!

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Coco Dreamboat @cocodreamboat.bsky.social · 4d

After one quarter the Utes' leading passer is the punter. They lead 17-0.
@sickoscommittee.org

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Coco Dreamboat @cocodreamboat.bsky.social · 4d

We run the triple option

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Coco Dreamboat @cocodreamboat.bsky.social · 4d

Halfway through the first quarter our punter leads us in passing yards

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Coco Dreamboat @cocodreamboat.bsky.social · 6d

Guys the Mammoth might score 30 tonight

Coco Dreamboat @cocodreamboat.bsky.social · 7d

Look I know everything is terrible but this has been an elite week in news stories

Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 7d

cannot stop laughing at the louvre heist escape video as they’re slowly lowered down the ladder in a bucket

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Coco Dreamboat @cocodreamboat.bsky.social · 7d

great nickname that makes no sense

Coco Dreamboat @cocodreamboat.bsky.social · 7d

Also my god that kid asking the question is a dweeb. Really smart of his opponent for making him get a nazi tattoo years ago.

Coco Dreamboat @cocodreamboat.bsky.social · 7d

Whining about the establishment doesn't help his case either. Nobody made you get this tattoo! And they were right for calling it out! The mistakes were 1) you getting it in the first place, and 2) you not getting rid of it earlier.

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Coco Dreamboat @cocodreamboat.bsky.social · 7d

This is a mostly good answer.

However! This could've been his story from the start, rather than "oh it's just a tattoo we all got in the Marines." Also, feels like the tattoo would've been covered up ages ago if that was the case.

Graham Platner for Senate @grahamformaine.bsky.social · 7d

If they thought that any of this would stop us or deter us: they clearly don't understand our movement, and they don't understand Marines.

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Coco Dreamboat @cocodreamboat.bsky.social · 7d

Between the opening games, Wemby, and the FBI, this has been an excellent NBA season already. Scriptwriters really outdid themselves.

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