BOOTS - the housing market

Heretic is a movie that bravely asks "what if a reddit atheist was scary"

Taking my Dune worm popcorn bucket into the Wicked screening and telling everyone it’s in the movie

IBS pays double

Pain is weakness leaving the body? Yeah well poop is just shit leaving my ass but you don’t see me bragging about it #firstskeet

I’m an occupational shitter - I’m paid by the flush