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Clue Heywood
@clueheywood.bsky.social
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Three-time winner of Phoenix Magazine's Readers Choice Award for "Best Twitter," but now saving my better stuff for Bluesky, because you folks are so smart. And, did I mention, handsome! Arizona, USA
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Clue Heywood @clueheywood.bsky.social · 1d
I HAVE a NAME. I’m not just the butt plug guy. And that name is Gordon.

(I dunno I just figured it was Gordon, he’s Canadian)
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Clue Heywood @clueheywood.bsky.social · 1d
(Drinks 20 drafts) “Guys…I think I’m having moderate to severe ulcerative colitis.”
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Clue Heywood @clueheywood.bsky.social · 1d
Hell yes brother
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Clue Heywood @clueheywood.bsky.social · 1d
Well apparently I do
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Clue Heywood @clueheywood.bsky.social · 1d
Tell your doctor if you’ve googled fungal infection, he will appreciate you telling him what you found
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Clue Heywood @clueheywood.bsky.social · 1d
Damn how do I even know that
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Clue Heywood @clueheywood.bsky.social · 1d
Americans love to watch football while having moderate to severe ulcerative colitis
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Clue Heywood @clueheywood.bsky.social · 2d
This is a wellness check after the last couple days
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Clue Heywood @clueheywood.bsky.social · 2d
@treblaw.bsky.social hey man how’s it going
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Clue Heywood @clueheywood.bsky.social · 5d
these are serious people, probably the most serious we have in government, they're not going to be won over by charisma and owning the libs
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Clue Heywood @clueheywood.bsky.social · 5d
I think that whole dumbass assembly went over like a fart in church. At least I hope it did.
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Clue Heywood @clueheywood.bsky.social · 5d
your local sheriff's deputies are not the problem, so yes, please do give em a hug and a sub
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Clue Heywood @clueheywood.bsky.social · 5d
Is it because the full-blown war in Portland is spreading?
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Clue Heywood @clueheywood.bsky.social · 6d
I’m well stocked on booze and ammo. Guess that makes me a prepper
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Clue Heywood @clueheywood.bsky.social · 6d
Oh I’m still plenty mad at Arizona sports
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Clue Heywood @clueheywood.bsky.social · 6d
Yeah in terms of the collection and the stockpile I’m like a crazy old coot in Paulden, basically
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Clue Heywood @clueheywood.bsky.social · 6d
Ha. No way. But every voice of dissent, no matter how crazy, helps
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Clue Heywood @clueheywood.bsky.social · 6d
I’m probably into the five figures then
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Clue Heywood @clueheywood.bsky.social · 6d
This is my hope as well. The normals start getting involved and the nutjobs realize they are not as popular as they think.
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Clue Heywood @clueheywood.bsky.social · 6d
I am, above all, an Arizonan.
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Clue Heywood @clueheywood.bsky.social · 6d
Been dooming and glooming about Trump and MAGA for 10+ years now but I genuinely feel like the next few weeks are shaping up to be the most dangerous and consequential of my lifetime, and I’m pretty fuckin old
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Clue Heywood @clueheywood.bsky.social · 6d
Dying very badly
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Clue Heywood @clueheywood.bsky.social · 6d
Consider getting checked for Asperger's, Mike.
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Clue Heywood @clueheywood.bsky.social · 6d
This photo is old enough to start getting really into Steely Dan. Anything to support the regime, right? Idiots.
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Clue Heywood @clueheywood.bsky.social · 7d
thanks for the beer, it gave me the fuel I needed to scream a little louder at the Dodgers and their awful fans
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