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Clark @clrkaitken.bsky.social · 1d

He had his playoff moment with the OT goal but Cory Cross only got one more year with the team after his OT goal and then he was gone

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Heidi Kitrosser @heidikitrosser.bsky.social · 1d

I love this so much. Funny, sweet, hopeful, and kind of bad-ass.

youtu.be/bw5zxdSObso?...

A Message From The Frog Resistance

YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

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Clark @clrkaitken.bsky.social · 1d

a man with a beard is covered in dirt and smoke

ALT: a man with a beard is covered in dirt and smoke

media.tenor.com

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Clark @clrkaitken.bsky.social · 1d

Bobby McMann not being broken anymore is extremely helpful for depth.

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Clark @clrkaitken.bsky.social · 7d

Like every referee says during a Panthers game, I’ll allow it.

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Clark @clrkaitken.bsky.social · 9d

On the one hand, where’s the lie?

On the other, the guy is a local Tampa Bay reporter so it doesn’t have the same impact if a national reporter/analyst says it, but also they’re running the Lightning’s playbook but better.

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Clark @clrkaitken.bsky.social · 11d

Auston Matthews seeing a Toronto star dominating in the playoffs

a man wearing glasses and a tie says this better not awaken anything in me

ALT: a man wearing glasses and a tie says this better not awaken anything in me

media.tenor.com

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Clark @clrkaitken.bsky.social · 11d

The Mikkola thing is legitimately the most embarrassing thing to happen from an officiating perspective in a long time.

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Clark @clrkaitken.bsky.social · 12d

Need to fly Mats over for a talk about embracing the leadership qualities associated with Team Play Bald

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Clark @clrkaitken.bsky.social · 12d

“We waived the all-defence guy in his 30s we gave a 4 year $10MM contract, so that when he’s healthy our 4C can be this other guy in his 30s that we gave up a 1st rounder and one of our only five prospects”

The Leafs are so back.

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Clark @clrkaitken.bsky.social · 13d

9 games burns an ELC year, 40 games counts as a year towards free agency

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Clark @clrkaitken.bsky.social · 15d

If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards.

Checkmate.

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Clark @clrkaitken.bsky.social · 19d

Strong choice after they opened by complaining that revenue figures reported are misleading because that revenue figure doesn’t consider operating expenses.

Is a dog their CFO?

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Clark @clrkaitken.bsky.social · 20d

The “run the country like a business” crowd apparently doesn’t even understand the concept of profit centres vs cost centres.

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Clark @clrkaitken.bsky.social · 20d

Scrabble All Stars ass lineup

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Clark @clrkaitken.bsky.social · 21d

Ford is the embodiment of the only central pillar of modern Conservatism that isn’t hatred of another group.

“What’s in it for me?”

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Clark @clrkaitken.bsky.social · 21d

Doug Ford managed the pandemic by only listening to the narcissist crybabies that complained the most so of course he’d manage literally everything else (return to office, public safety) the same way

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Clark @clrkaitken.bsky.social · 21d

How else is he supposed to honour his family’s legacy? By actually doing his fucking job?

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Clark @clrkaitken.bsky.social · 21d

1000% chance

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Jard Wolves Of London @jaredof.bsky.social · 21d

every married couple includes one person,who when sick, drugs themselves into a coma and another that will sit there snuffling and coughing for 20 hours before taking a single advil cold and sinus

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Clark @clrkaitken.bsky.social · 22d

Before Ford bribed the electorate by eliminating vehicle registration, you couldn’t renew your registration if you had outstanding tickets or 407 charges

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Clark @clrkaitken.bsky.social · 22d

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Clark @clrkaitken.bsky.social · 23d

Hold up. Did you use a second phone to take a picture of your phone?

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Clark @clrkaitken.bsky.social · 24d

Otters.

Otters eat clams, and your sponsor makes a product where people eat clams.

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Clark @clrkaitken.bsky.social · 26d

Yup