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Gordon Freeman

@clonedfreeman1198.bsky.social

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i dunno how i got here my memory is fuzzy patches what i do know? I'm Gordon Freeman and i HATE aliens -------------------- feel free to @ me for whatever reason, i'll probably interact :p PFP BY MY AWESOME FRIEND @the1jac0b.bsky.social‬ GO FOLLOW THEM >:3

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Gordon Freeman @clonedfreeman1198.bsky.social · Nov 21

uhhhh pinned :p
GORDON FREEMAN (Cloned Edition™) IS IN PARODY BLUESKY :O (thread)
[basic stuff]
this is a parody of Gordon Freeman from Half-Life, go play it if you haven't. there WILL be spoilers mentioned.
feel free to @ me for any reason, i'll interact. you think i won't? TEST IT.

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Gordon Freeman @clonedfreeman1198.bsky.social · Dec 26

great googily moogily

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Doom II super shotgun @doom2ssg.bsky.social · Dec 14

hear me out.............

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Gordon Freeman @clonedfreeman1198.bsky.social · Dec 7

Is that perhaps a half-life reference i see with my 2 eyeballs?

Gordon Freeman @clonedfreeman1198.bsky.social · Nov 29

jolly mode enabled

Gordon Freeman @clonedfreeman1198.bsky.social · Nov 29

apparently the guy i'm cloned from got turned into a headcrab by a wizard
honestly? deserved
fuck that guy

Gordon Freeman @clonedfreeman1198.bsky.social · Nov 26

Gordon Freeman @clonedfreeman1198.bsky.social · Nov 25

AND I'M A CLONE SO THAT WASN'T EVEN MEEEE

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Gordon Freeman @clonedfreeman1198.bsky.social · Nov 25

IT'S BEEN 21 FUCKING YEARS

The G-Man @the-g-man-real.bsky.social · Nov 25

@clonedfreeman1198.bsky.social gordon... you lousy motherfucker... i can not believe you... destroyed that casserole...

Arne Magnusson is... still quite angry at you for it...

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Gordon Freeman @clonedfreeman1198.bsky.social · Nov 25

I have a theoretical degree in kicking your fucking ass

The G-Man @the-g-man-real.bsky.social · Nov 25

Gordon... while your Ph.D. in theoretical physics might be... quite the accomplishment... it is just that, theoretical...

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Gordon Freeman @clonedfreeman1198.bsky.social · Nov 24

if they don't quiet down, can i get it?

Gordon Freeman @clonedfreeman1198.bsky.social · Nov 22

What the frick

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Beneryz @beneryz.bsky.social · Nov 18

I'm so awesome

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Gordon Freeman @clonedfreeman1198.bsky.social · Nov 22

Sorry i meant the1jac0b.bsky.social

Gordon Freeman @clonedfreeman1198.bsky.social · Nov 22

(Pfp used in image is made by the1jacob.bsky.social)

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Gordon Freeman @clonedfreeman1198.bsky.social · Nov 22

I do

Natsuki @catnatx2.bsky.social · Nov 21

Why don't men sit when they pee

Gordon Freeman @clonedfreeman1198.bsky.social · Nov 22

...sure

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Gordon Freeman @clonedfreeman1198.bsky.social · Nov 22

Sorry for being late
Uh yeah, i survived an alien invasion about 20 years ago
Some guy in a suit kidnapped me
And then i incited a revolution against a different alien race

Angry pissed off chair @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social · Nov 21

#ᑕᕼᗩIᖇՏᑕᕼᗩᒪᒪᗴᑎᘜᗴ

SIGGGHHHHHH alright interview start!, soooo says hear that you... Survived some sort of zombie apocalypse and a lot of other shit? What's that about

Gordon Freeman @clonedfreeman1198.bsky.social · Nov 22

I was gonna ask if you could store some i'd been accumulating for a while

Angry pissed off chair @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social · Nov 21

What the fuck no I don't eat human corpses

Gordon Freeman @clonedfreeman1198.bsky.social · Nov 21

okay ykw fine, i'll do your... interview....
what's the first question? hit me

Angry pissed off chair @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social · Nov 17

STOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING INTERVIEWS IF YOU WANNA JOIN ONE OF THE TEAMS SCHEDULE AN INTERVIEW WITH ME!!! ALSO WAFFLES ARE WAY FUCKING BETTER CAUSE THEY HAVE DIVOTS FOR STUFF AND ARE CRUNCHY WHEN MADE GOOD!!!

Gordon Freeman @clonedfreeman1198.bsky.social · Nov 21

yeah, but we don't pay our employees, it's like volunteer work

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Gordon Freeman @clonedfreeman1198.bsky.social · Nov 21

i.... i don't run any companies, how would i help you get a job???

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Gordon Freeman @clonedfreeman1198.bsky.social · Nov 21

oh
is it possible to store stuff there?
better question, do you like Human corpses?

Angry pissed off chair @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social · Nov 21

It's not really, there's just an endless void of nothingness under my couch cushions

Gordon Freeman @clonedfreeman1198.bsky.social · Nov 21

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐎𝐧𝐞. @b3st3arthbender.bsky.social · Nov 21

@clonedfreeman1198.bsky.social
"It's the funny guy with the glasses :3"

Gordon Freeman @clonedfreeman1198.bsky.social · Nov 21

[OLD PINNED]
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Gordon Freeman @clonedfreeman1198.bsky.social · Nov 3

pfp by my very awesome friend @the1jac0b.bsky.social, they are very awesome and they make very high quality art, go follow them :3