Clause Nomi XXX (Chicago)
@clausenomi.bsky.social
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Yeah it’s me. Here to be queer, naked and silly. 👋🏼 Magic the Gathering. Horror movies. Drag and burlesque. Wee. Chicago is home. OF: onlyfans.com/Clausenomixxx JFF: justfor.fans/ClauseNomiXXX Collab requests open to fellow creators! 😘
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I’m cute, affordable and have some fun collabs coming up. 🥰
Met a sexy Italian man and then made him come, as is the custom in some places… @beefyitalian.bsky.social
Yeaaaaah I’ve noticed this transition happening for some folks
Recently got to show Perfect Blue to a friend and goddamn that movie is so fucking ahead of its time. Came out in 1997 and it’s got thoughts and ruminations on parasocial relationships with celebrities decades before Twitter and social media made it vogue.
Been letting the hair grow out before I go get it colored again. It’s so funny how many people don’t recognize me IRL without colored hair.
Someone please bring me back to Spice8Rack, I crave some woke politics as a treat.
Girlboss’d so hard in my hyperfixation that I somehow ended up in the (albeit mostly small) right-leaning side of the MTG fandom? Which is a CRAZY sentence to type out…
Girlboss’d so hard in my hyperfixation that I somehow ended up in the (albeit mostly small) alt-right section of the MTG fandom? Which is a CRAZY sentence to type out…
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It’s been over a month since I had sex last and I just really need to plow someone senseless again soon… VOLUNTEERS?!?!

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my toxic deckbuilding trait is that every deck is a typal deck if you have a nice chair
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This video of Chicagoans intervening to save a man from being abducted off the streets by ICE is making the rounds on Instagram.

Community action works.

Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DPZL2AL...
Went to a slutty Magic the gathering draft last night, in between rounds we had a second draft that was all slutty fake Magic cards that had contests and perks on them… I love our silly/horny community… 🤣🤭
I was doing pretty okay all things considered in this world and man this shit really brings me down hard. I didn’t wanna get too ahead of myself but fuck, I really at least thought we were on similar wavelengths as far as enjoying each other’s company… I was wrong it seems.
Ahhhhh the joy of spending your night with a man you want who doesn’t want you… I feel like I should give up on dating. It’s never worked out for me and it just always leaves me… out in the cold it feels.
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To see this dick and more it can do, I’ll remind you that I have both an OF (onlyfans.com/clausenomixxx) and a JFF (justforfans.com/clausenomixxx)

I’m cute, affordable and have some fun collabs coming up. 🥰
lol yup, 16 decks in my regular EDH rotation… with a few more in the build face right now lol. I may have a problem. 🤣

And yes, I know, a Universes Beyond commander hates to see me coming…
It’s been over a month since I had sex last and I just really need to plow someone senseless again soon… VOLUNTEERS?!?!

👀👀👀