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Me, Claudius

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Experimental music. Particularly turntables and piano (they’re my favourite). Hates all her clothes. Instagram: @theonlymeclaudius https://meclaudius.bandcamp.com/ https://m.soundcloud.com/meclaudius

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Me, Claudius @claudiusme.bsky.social · 3d

Oh yes I saw this morning! And I thought a lot about whether I’d start to hate it if my entire house was made out of it

Me, Claudius @claudiusme.bsky.social · Sep 10

How much attention should I pay to my daughter’s wish to go to university but it has to be like Monsters University?

Me, Claudius @claudiusme.bsky.social · Sep 10

Arghh I LOVE this!

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Me, Claudius @claudiusme.bsky.social · Jul 17

So is EVERY new business a front now?
It’s all I’m hearing about.

Me, Claudius @claudiusme.bsky.social · May 24

I’m at Comic Con and I tried to buy something at a stall and my phone wouldn’t work and the lady said “yes it doesn’t recognise your face when you’re in cosplay” but I’m NOT in cosplay 😕

Me, Claudius @claudiusme.bsky.social · May 13

My mind is self-distracting itself from the news 😩

Me, Claudius @claudiusme.bsky.social · May 13

I just remembered the time I told my daughter I was going to clean the pond with a pond bomb and word must have spread as all the local children gathered to watch, thinking there was going to be a massive explosion.

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Me, Claudius @claudiusme.bsky.social · May 4

I actually did, having been misled by recipes before! I think I only like cauliflower in curries and cauliflower cheese, I’ve decided.

Me, Claudius @claudiusme.bsky.social · May 3

“3 minutes on each side on the bbq” They were on the grill for 45 minutes and were still inedible.

Me, Claudius @claudiusme.bsky.social · May 3

I am SICK AND TIRED of recipes gaslighting us into believing that cauliflower doesn’t need boiling first before doing anything with it.

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Me, Claudius @claudiusme.bsky.social · Apr 23

Mmmm. We had one fairly recently at the seaside didn’t we, a pineapple one?

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Me, Claudius @claudiusme.bsky.social · Apr 23

You know what we just don’t eat enough of anymore? Fritters.

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Me, Claudius @claudiusme.bsky.social · Apr 10

Thanks to Spenser Thomson for the review of my tape ‘Hush, Suzanne’ in the May issue of The Wire.
One tape left but more arriving from Finland soon.

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Me, Claudius @claudiusme.bsky.social · Apr 9

The LAST thing I’m questioning about the The White Lotus finale is Lochlan not cleaning the blender.

Me, Claudius @claudiusme.bsky.social · Apr 1

My ex in-laws.

David M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · Apr 1

What would you talk about for 19 hours?

Me, Claudius @claudiusme.bsky.social · Mar 27

Apparently I owe Polo a huge apology for daring to offer him pure chicken breast lovingly mashed up with a lick-e-lix for breakfast.

Me, Claudius @claudiusme.bsky.social · Mar 14

Thank you! That’s so good to know. Always looking for a way around Apple.

Me, Claudius @claudiusme.bsky.social · Mar 14

I’m in the market for some secondhand AirPods but what’s the deal hygiene-wise? I don’t see how something that’s been right in someone’s ears can ever be free of their wax.